Jack Colton: So how'd your guys get out of that one?
Joan Wilder: My hero used a hidden knife to cut through the ropes. You don't happen to have a knife on you?
Jack Colton: I'm not even wearing underwear.

The Jewel of the Nile

Jack Colton: Wait a minute, he's after you. Who the hell are you?
Joan Wilder: Well, I'm a romance novelist.
Jack Colton: You're what? What are you doing here?
Joan Wilder: I told you, my sister's life depends on me.
Jack Colton: Ah, don't give me that shit. I thought you were donating a kidney or something.

romancing the stone

Jack Colton: What did you do, wake up this morning and say, "Today, I'm going to ruin a man's life"?



romancing the stone

Jessica (Clive): [after kissing April] I am so lesbian right now.


the hot chick

Jessica (Clive): Hildenburg, I'm sorry I humiliated you in front of the whole school and the visiting eighth graders, but you have no idea what it's like, to wake up every morning, and have to shave your chin.
Hildenburg: [crying] Yes, I do.


the hot chick

Jessica (Clive): [after ripping the guy's ponytail off] You think you're so cool 'cause you can pee with your penis. Get a new conditioner, your ends are totally SPLIT!



the hot chick

@ kellorah. guuuurl, so you're a big fan of those 2 movies? worrrrrrdddd! when i was younger my sisters and i watched that movie so tay we almost memorized all the lines! looooooooove both of those movie to death! i just think jack colton and joan wilder looked so good together. i looooove michael douglas to shreds. hes sooooooo american! whoooooo!!!!!

yeah we had them two in 9ja. the films are great. michael's a great actor but whatever happened to kathleen man, she's all BIG now and so no looking good

i totally loved ralph (denny devito) in the jewel of the nile.

Ralph: You're all I thought about for six months. They threw me in a jail filled with rejects from the communicable disease ward. Every wacko, drippy, open-sored low-life was in that joint, all of them wanting to hire on as my proctologist.

hehehehehe!

@ kellorah. i know eh. she just blew up like a mofo. she used to be so hot. guess life changes people

wow, ive lost them tapes in the process of moving around. will prolly buy them again just for keeps. cant help watching em when they show it on tv. brings back good memories!

it sure does. i like watching old films we use to have cos like, we know them word for word (well,most of them) and it makes the films more interesting.




Marcus : I don't see why I gotta go out with Buffy the White Girl Slayer

white chicks

hey which other movies do you still remember the lines from? (old ones)

there were so many funny lines from "coming to america"

the song "shes your queen tooooo beeee" still cracks me up like mad!

yeah that film is loved by all

did you ever watch 'my father the hero'?

She's your Queen-to-be. A Queen-to-be forever. A Queen who'll do whatever his highness desires. She's your Queen-to-be. A vision of perfection. An object of affection to quench your royal fire. Completely free from infection. To be used at your discretion. Waiting only for your direction. Your Queen-tooooo-beeeeeee!  

no

aiii


Cleo: And when I say the boy has his own money, I mean THE BOY HAS HIS OWN MONEY.


coming to america

Prince Akeem: But when I marry, I want the woman to love me for who I am, not because of what I am.
King Jaffe Joffer: And who are you?
Prince Akeem: I am a man who has never tied his own shoes.
King Jaffe Joffer: Wrong. You are a PRINCE who has never tied his own shoes. I tied my own shoes once. It is an overrated experience.



coming to america

Sara: What should we toast to?
Alex Hitch Hitchens: Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.



HITCH

Stan: omigod, they killed kenny! (why that dude gotta die everytime!)

Mr Mackey: mmmmmmmmmmkayyyy

"welcome to the back of the bus white boy" - Glory Road
THE BEST basketball movie ever

kellorah:

Prince Akeem: But when I marry, I want the woman to love me for who I am, not because of what I am.
King Jaffe Joffer: And who are you?
Prince Akeem: I am a man who has never tied his own shoes.
King Jaffe Joffer: Wrong. You are a PRINCE who has never tied his own shoes. I tied my own shoes once. It is an overrated experience.



coming to america

LMAO
That was a classic. There will never be a comedy like Coming to America

guard goes to work and finds his friend sleeping so he says:

"Hey!!! Go count your sheep at home."

The person sleeping repies:

"why?when i get paid counting them here."

Matrix reloaded or revolution (forgot sorry

kutch kutch hota hai anjali, you will never understand- kutch kutch hota hai

i have a date with Lias
isnt thay wonderful??


from coming to america

man: the sex was good last night
lady: we didnt have sex, we Bleep!!

from man on fire

Friends help friends make their dreams come true: The Chettah Girls

Man :I am comming for u

Will Ferrel: The way u talk u sound like a dog with peanut butter on the rooth of your mouth

The new will ferrel movie

@ciaralover. are you talking about the "help me jesus!", "help me tom cruise!" movie??

Talladega Nights:The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

wife: (shouts to the husband) who is she?
husband: honestly i don't know her
wife: i said who is she? (threatning with a broom)
husband: shes my girl, (pauses)
wife: your girl what?
husband: shes my girl, , my girl neighbour.
wife: then me what am i?, your wife neighbour.

men on the run

In DYNASTY:
After one of the cat-fights between Krystle (Linda Evans) and Alexis (Joan Collins).As Krystle struts out of Alexis' studio,she tunrs to Alexis who is dazed and on the floor,and says,
", if you want a re-match just whistle, if you can!"

Alexis (to Blake's Half-sister whose name was Dominique): Wasn't there a singing nun named Dominique?

Krystle says of Alexis:"Alexis is a very complex woman, who seems to inspire passion in people, you either love her or you hate her and she seems to enjoy it either way. "

Krystle : "Alexis, I love the desk. The tusks - they're so you. "

Adam Carrington (difficult son talking to his dad): "You're not going to like having me as an enemy.
Blake Carrington( Dad): It couldn't be worse than having you as a son.

say hello to my lil friend - classic scarface

i'm tony montana, a political prisoner, all i have is my word and my balls, and i dont break em for nobody!  - scarface