Marcus Burnett: Do you see the fuckin' emotion I'm goin' through right now? That means this shit is serious. That means me and this motherfucker's not vibin' right now. That's what that shit means.


BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE

Ben: I've been waiting on this moment ever since I first laid eyes on you.
Malcolm Turner: Ben, whatever you started in that bed, trust me, you're going to finish alone!


BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE

Kelly Robinson: He's a bad guy, right?
Alexander Scott: I don't know. People are flip-flopping so much I lost track

I SPY

Rachel: I'm with B.N.S.
Kelly Robinson: Yeah, what's B.N.S. stand for? Bitch that Needs some Slapping?


I SPY

(LOL)

Starsky: In Bay City, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine


STARSKY & HUTCH

Ron Burgundy: [to dog] You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

THE ANCHORMAN

Public TV News Anchor: This is a great shot. Am I right Frank?
Frank Vitchard: I'm not talking to you because you cut off my arm.


THE ANCHORMAN

Paul Edgecomb: A big man is ripping your ears off Percy. I'd do as he says.



THE GREEN MILE

Dean Stanton: What did you do?
John Coffey: I helped Del's mouse become a circus mouse, and go to that place Boss Howell was talking about down in,
Brutus "Brutal" Howell: Florida?
John Coffey: Yes. Boss Percy bad. He mean. He stepped on Del's mouse. I took it back though.


THE GREEN MILE

John Coffey: Do you leave a light on after bedtime? Because I get a little scared in the dark sometimes. If it's a strange place.


THE GREEN MILE

Jonah Baldwin: Thanks for dinner. I've never seen potatoes cooked like that before.

SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE

Freddie: What you looking at? You never seen a guy who slept with a fish before?


SPLASH

Allen: I don't understand. All my life I've been waiting for someone and when I find her, she's, she's a fish.


SPLASH

Allen: I didn't even LIKE you when I first met you.
Walter Kornbluth: NOBODY likes me when they first meet me.

SPLASH

Dr. Ellison: And what did you do in the fire department?
Joe Banks: Well, I put out fires.

JOE VERSUS THE VOLCANO

Joe Banks: So I'm not sick? Except for this terminal disease?



JOE VERSUS THE VOLCANO
(LOL)

Waponi Chief: Do you want to marry him?
Patricia: Yes.
Waponi Chief: Do you want to marry her?
Joe Banks: Yes.
Waponi Chief: Good. You're married.

JOE VERSUS THE VOLCANO
(WHAT A WEDDING!)

Patricia: That outfit's wearing you, Felix.
Joe Banks: Why are you calling me Felix. My name is Joe.
Patricia: I am calling you Felix because I do what I want.

JOE 'V' THE VOLCANO

Marshall: What kinda clothes do you got now?
Joe Banks: Well, I got the kinda clothes I'm wearing.
Marshall: So you got no clothes.


JOE 'V' THE VOLCANO
(LOL)

Joe Fox: You can forgive this guy for standing you up, but you can't forgive me for this little thing, of putting you out of business?


YOU'VE GOT MAIL

Steve McCroskey: This fog is getting thicker.
Johnny: And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.


AIRPLANE!

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.


AIRPLANE!!
silly movie

Ted Striker: Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid.
Elaine Dickinson: Seven. Lieutenant Zip died this morning.


AIRPLANE!

Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol.


AIRPLANE!

(silly johnny, idiot!)

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

AIRPLANE!

lol, surely-shirley

Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this?
[Hands him the weather briefing]
Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl,

AIRPLANE

(johnny being an IDIOT again)

Hanging Lady: No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And a darling figure, supple, pouting breasts, firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along.


AIRPLANE!
(gosh i love this film)

Johnny: [plugging back in the runway lights] Just kidding.





AIRPLANE!
silly johnny

[reading newspaper headlines]
Rex Kramer: Passengers certain to die!
Steve McCroskey: Airline negligent.
Johnny: There's a sale at Penney's!


AIRPLANE!
(johnny be serious for once! jeezz)

Johnny: [to Mrs. McCroskey] Where did you get that dress, it's terrible. And those shoes with that jacket, oh jeez!


AIRPLANE!
(BOY! JOHNNY'S SO GAY)

Memorable Quotes from
Goodfellas (1990)

Tommy DeVito: Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.
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Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little bleeped up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
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Billy Batts: Now go home and get your fucking shine box

God gives gifts and sometimes he wraps them in a hurry


LITTLE MAN