that is hasta la vista not asta la vista.

Hello, Im Johnny Cash--- walk the line

My Precious-----------smeagol

The Kingdom of God is here and here, what you choose to do with it is up to u, Kingdom of heaven

" I'm maximus bla bla, commander of the northern fleet and true servant of marcus Aurelius, Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife and i will take my revenge, in this life or the one after', Gladiator

It is good to have land, stewie Griffin

Eat my shorts, Bart Simpson

All i have is my balls and my word -- Godfather
Give u us us Free -- Amistad
Am i my brothers keeper -- New jack City

Is that my mother? Shes a mother! She make mac (macaroni) n cheese! She drives a volvo - Sleep over

if youre a man prove is,youre shitting in your pants and cleaning your ass with this (throws him tissue paper)



THE RETURN OF THE TERMINATOR

'how i pay my rent is no one's business'


LESS THAN PERFECT!

'It was not, what I wanted!!!' - Al Pacino, Godfather

WOMAN=steve you can't let them take him away
(sobs)Steve,don't let them take him away(sobs)


SILENT NIGHT (9JA MOVIE)

Bonzo: Bonzo love Ben!
Ben: And Ben love Bonzo.




GOING BANANAS

Sonny: Having a kid is great, as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.



BIG DADDY

Layla: So two guys you were best friends with in law school fell in love with each other?
Sonny: Yeah.
Layla: Is that strange for you?
Sonny: Uh, nothing changed really. They watch a different kind of Indecency now.

BIG DADDY

[Ordering food]
Sonny: Julian, what do you want?
Julian: Thirty packets of ketchup.


BIG DADDY

Sonny: Hey, you stay away from the frozen food section. Your boobs'll harden.


BIG DADDY

[after noticing Julian had wet the bed]
Sonny: My God, that's a rubbish load of piss

BIG DADDY

Marlin: Doug, once again, off the juice.
Doug: It'th not juithe. It'th a protein thake.


50 FIRST DATES

Ula: Sharks are like dogs, they only bite if you touch their private parts



50 FIRST DATES

Dr. Buddy Rydell: In Europe, it's not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bed.
Dave Buznik: That's why I'm proud to be an American,

ANGER MANAGEMENT

Dave Buznik: [singing] I feel pretty / oh, so pretty / oh, so pretty and witty and,
[pause]
Dave Buznik: gay,


ANGER MANAGEMENT

Bobby Boucher: Mama, something bad happened today.
Mama Boucher: [Pulls up a knife] Did somebody hurt you my boy?

THE WATERBOY

Leah Fuller: If you'd checked the schedule you would've seen that Carrie had a violin lesson, and Andrew had tutoring.
Malcolm: Tutoring? He's only 2 years old.

BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE 2

Jamal: Do you have a thong?
Victoria: Excuse me?
Jamal: Never mind. We'll just take an old pair of drawers and cut the ass out.


BLACK KNIGHT

Jamal: 9-1-1! 9-1-1! White man down! White man down!


BLACK KNIGHT

Percival: How dare you deflower the king's daughter.
Jamal: Believe me, someone got to that flower long before I did.


BLACK KNIGHT

"Bless this food Oh Lord cause i'm gonna eat"
The pastor

In the movie Soul Food

Rayford Gibson: We got thirty-six cases of booze. That's better than money.


LIFE

Claude Banks: The bullets weren't the problem, ray. The pie was too hot! Burned my damn tongue.

LIFE

Claude Banks: Don't touch this car.
Rayford Gibson: 'Cause I piss on the motherfucker. I ain't gonna touch it, I piss on it.
Claude Banks: Why you got to say nasty shit, Ray?
Rayford Gibson: 'Cause I'm a nasty motherfucker.

LIFE

Rayford Gibson: [after being denied pie] Look, My Name's Ray Gibson I'm from New York. Let's talk Turkey, How much will it cost for you turn two of those whites-only pies into two nigger pies
Billy's Mama: [cocks gun] How 'bout I turn y'all into Nigger pie?

LIFE


(LMFAO)

Donald faison- are u skiing the slopes? are u sneakin off to the O.C.? are u sleeping with the enemy? lol

Something New

Captain Howard: Ho, what did I say? Did you hear what I said? I heard what I said 'cause I was standing there when I said it.


BAD BOYS

Marcus Burnett: Do you see the fuckin' emotion I'm goin' through right now? That means this shit is serious. That means me and this motherfucker's not vibin' right now. That's what that shit means.


BAD BOYS