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Ms_Pweshy: Hapi b.day to ME....FLOW am +1 2day ooo

happy birthday Ms_ Pweshy.

Viva Ms_Pweshy.

But wait oh, How many years u be? Shey u don reach 35?

Flow... Happy birthday to u, wish u LLNP and have fun cos it ur day

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to u Ms_pweshy. Many happy return of the day. HIP HIP HIP................. HURRAY!

sherifat raji: Flow... Happy birthday to u, wish u LLNP and have fun cos it ur day

Flow ke?

We got home to meet a full house. Including MOG.


We took our bath and we were off to watch football. On our way, we met Snoop. Not Snoop alone, but Snoop and a lady.

"Snoop how far?" I shook hands with Snoop. "how una rice and beans job today?" Snoop asked. "Snoop u dey mad oh, why u dey talk rice and beans for where dis fine girl dey, u want make she know the kind job wey we dey do?" I almost said. Well, maybe she would assume we were dealers of rice and beans, or maybe not.

"rice and beans business make sense oh, u know say na only us be the number one dealers of rice and beans for dis town, e no easy for us oh" Man tried to cover up to impress the beautiful lady. I almost laughed.

"shey dem Tupac dey house?" Snoop asked, "ehnn dem dey house" Brainbox replied.

I knew why Snoop asked that, he wanted to know if their room would be free for him to have a q'iuckie with the Lady. Or so i tot.

Too bad!! Tupac was in the room with a Lady.

While we were returning from work, we saw Tupac entered the compound with a Lady, and from the look of things, it seemed the Lady came for Mbonchi.

Mbonchi was a slang we said back then reffering to when a Lady came to pass a night in a guy's place. Ubochi can literary be translated to mean Day break. But i wondered where the "M" and the "N" came from.

So it meant "no show" for Snoop, unless of course he wanted to have s'ex with the Lady in our room with seven guys present.

That was impossible, or so i tot.

We came back after watching the football match, of which MAN U drew 1-1.


"oooh! Snoop i like ur friends, they are very funny" the Lady said after Brainbox gave a punchline. Brainbox would automatically turn a comedian once he was around a Lady.

Brainbox could even be funnier than Basketmouth the comedian, only if his audience were all Ladies.

Brainbox continued making the Lady laugh, although i contributed a bit of my laughter to him, "so that him comedy career no go just die like that" because his jokes were dry to me.


Suddenly the Lady i later got to know her name was Jane said, "Snoop darling, i will pass a night with you". She said it with a "sexy" voice, and not very loud, so i tot she wasn't serious.

Joke of the century.

Maybe Snoop told her he stayed alone. Why na?

Mbonchi 101.


"u stay in this compound?" Jane suddenly asked Brainbox the comedian, and i instantly realized why she wanted to pass the night, she tot we were all visitors in Snoop's room. "na him room be dis na, na all of us dey stay this room na" I almost said.

Her question gave the room a graveyard silence.

I saw Snoop sweating profusely. Sweat of "yawa". Yawa don gas.


But why would guys like lying to Ladies that they own heaven and earth when they own nothing? I don't belong to the school of tot that believes a Lady would fall for you because of what you have or what you do for a living. Even if i was a proffesional kpokponist, i wouldn't lie to a Lady that i was a proffesional Journalist. Afterall, they say: "love me, love my dogs".

But why would Snoop tell Jane he was the only occupant of the room? A room he never contributed a dime for the house rent.

Or was he reffering to Tupac and Bigie's room?

That was the beginning of our woes. All thanks to Snoop.


Pkc came in after seeing MOG off and whispered to my ears, "who is she?", "na Snoop junior sister, she go sleep here today" I whispered back to Pkc.

Junior sister indeed

Oya dem don release me.... or so i thought

Yawa don gas b dat o

sherifat raji: Flow... Happy birthday to u, wish u LLNP and have fun cos it ur day

No be me dey do birthday oh. I was born in June.

Nairalanders, those of una wey the oga at the top dey listen to, make una suggest this story to the ogas at the top na(mynd 44 and Cuddlemii).

because some people don suggest am tayah, but still e never enter front page.

if it hits the frontpage, i promise faster updates.

I cross my heart.

Or so i tot.

Nothing for you
Sebi you ignored my comment

*Just joking*

My ribs don dey ache me on top laffing mata. Mr flowest, more petrol to una generator o

Ouch... How can my own cutebliss, opine that my terror hammer is too small? Whose fault is it if a 12door limousine packed in a soccer pitch doesn't touch both goal posts??

It was bed time.

The sleeping formation was 3-2-2. Lucky enough, Tega didn't sleep at home that night, only God knew where he slept.

The 3-2-2 formation made up of Baba jay, Man and Pkc on the mattress by the right, Snoop and his sister from another mother was on the mattress by the left. While I and Brainbox slept in between both mattresses on the Floor. I wondered why Snoop gave a space in between both mattresses. Maybe he never wanted those lying on the other bed to roll over to their side.

Although i slept on the Floor, i had a sweet dream. I think i ate Fried rice and Chicken in the dream. A food that had been long i ate last.

I was eating the Fried rice and Chicken washing it down with a bottle of Udeme, when a noise brought be back to reality, "kai so na dream" i tot.

I initially tot it was Pkc with his usual mid night prayers.

The noise was coming from the left side of the room. Where Snoop and Jane slept.

It wasn't an ordinary noise, someone was moaning.

They were having a silent q'ickie.

The noise wasn't that loud enough to wake everyone up, but it was loud enough to wake me up because i was lying close to them.

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Fuuuuuu!" Snoop was p'umping Jane, and it made a noise like the noise a ballon that was inflated would make.

I was enjoying the pleasant noise, but i needed more than just hearing so i opened my eyes to see that Snoop was on top and Jane was below. They looked like two dogs having s'ex.

They were so close that if i stretched my hand, it would touch Jane's B''reast.

I needed more than just hearing and seeing. I needed my piece of the action. I needed to touch. I needed to complete the Five senses. Hearing, seeing, touching, smelling, and if the need be tasting.

I rolled over and pretended i was unconcious, as i did that, i stretched my hand to see if i could touch Jane's over ripe B''reast.

Omoh! My hand no reach oh.

It seemed Snoop knew what i was up to so he put on the torch light and beamed the light to see if everybody was sleeping.

He confirmed everybody was sleeping, including me. because as he beamed the light on my eyes i caught sleep instanta. Or partial sleep.

I woke up from partial sleep to continue watching my late night movie. A movie Snoop was playing the lead role. He was indeed playing the lead role as i could see him sweating profusely.

My eyes were wide open when all of a sudden, power was restored(NEPA bring light, for those of una wey no dey understand English). The light really blurred my eyes.

The 60watt bulb that hung on our ceiling came alive giving the room a glow.

I could see clearly.

"NEPA una get sense jor" i tot. Not until Snoop stood up to switch off the light.

As the light went off, i mistakenly said, "ooooooooh!!".

Snoop beamed the torch light again to my eyes, and i caught partial sleep again. It seemed he was aware i was watching them. He was aware i wasn't asleep.

"Snoop darling, why don't we go to the bathroom to continue, it seems one of ur friend is watching us, am not confortable with that" Jane said suddenly.

"Snoop, say NO, Snoop, say NO" I was wishing Snoop would say NO to Jane's suggestion.

"ok darling lets go" Snoop agreed.

"Snoop u be Mumu oh, see as woman dey control u" I cursed within me.

Legend has it that S'ex is better enjoyed while taking a shower.

Since we had a Shower in the bathroom. And the Shower only worked when there was Electricity supply, because that was only when our "standby" borehole starts pumping water.

What it meant was that Snoop and Jane were headed for S'ex in the Shower.

And i was headed for "Flatscreen".

I glanced at the wall clock, it was 1:30am.

1:30am and i was still awake.

Even if i tried sleeping, i wouldn't wink a sleep because i had murdered sleep.

^^cinema things

Sir Flow I hail o, stop bein ''awoke'' o e no good

flowbaba u no go kill pson wit laugh, u don murder sleep

Flow u b big babsy,u wey tell gal say u b d contractor 4 wer u dey mix rice nd bean dey talk say Snoop dey lie 2 gal.WEL DAT'S LAW OF COMPROMISE

mikelreal: Sir Flow I hail o, stop bein ''awoke'' o e no good

abeg help me tell am.

Cute bliss: don't even go there

I am there already ma!

Laffing in chinese* chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin* am in dire nid of alabukun.

Mologi: Flow u b big babsy,u wey tell gal say u b d contractor 4 wer u dey mix rice nd bean dey talk say Snoop dey lie 2 gal.WEL DAT'S LAW OF COMPROMISE

I needed an instant lie to save me from embarassment. Abi if na u, u go gree say u be kpokponist?

mikelreal: Sir Flow I hail o, stop bein ''awoke'' o e no good

Nairalanders!! Una sabi find person mistake!!

I go correct am.

flow1759:

Nairalanders!! Una sabi find person mistake!!

I go correct am.

actually, there are a lot of such errors. You might need to proof read your works thoroughly before posting. You always interchange sweet and sweat. Is it deliberate?

nice story


flow i need ur personal email or contact

Ahhh...! Abeg oo, check ma pix nd gues ma age.

flow1759:

happy birthday Ms_ Pweshy.

Viva Ms_Pweshy.

But wait oh, How many years u be? Shey u don reach 35?

brokoto: actually, there are a lot of such errors. You might need to proof read your works thoroughly before posting. You always interchange sweet and sweat. Is it deliberate?

Noted

i do proof read b4 posting

Its due to hasty typing.

Mehn the thing no easy to dey type.

seuncyber: nice story


flow i need ur personal email or contact

flowey2ugo@yahoo.com
thats my Email.

Contact as in?

flow1759: It was bed time.

The sleeping formation was 3-2-2. Lucky enough, Tega didn't sleep at home that night, only God knew where he slept.

The 3-2-2 formation made up of Baba jay, Man and Pkc on the mattress by the right, Snoop and his sister from another mother was on the mattress by the left. While I and Brainbox slept in between both mattresses on the Floor. I wondered why Snoop gave a space in between both mattresses. Maybe he never wanted those lying on the other bed to roll over to their side.

Although i slept on the Floor, i had a sweat dream. I think i ate Fried rice and Chicken in the dream. A food that had been long i ate last.

I was eating the Fried rice and Chicken washing it down with a bottle of Udeme, when a noise brought be back to reality, "kai so na dream" i tot.

I initially tot it was Pkc with his usual mid night prayers.

The noise was coming from the left side of the room. Where Snoop and Jane slept.

It wasn't an ordinary noise, someone was moaning.

They were having a silent q'ickie.

The noise wasn't that loud enough to wake everyone up, but it was loud enough to wake me up because i was lying close to them.

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Fuuuuuu!" Snoop was p'umping Jane, and it made a noise like the noise a ballon that was inflated would make.

I was enjoying the pleasant noise, but i needed more than just hearing so i opened my eyes to see that Snoop was on top and Jane was below. They looked like two dogs having s'ex.

They were so close that if i stretched my hand, it would touch Jane's B''reast.

I needed more than just hearing and seeing. I needed my piece of the action. I needed to touch. I needed to complete the Five senses. Hearing, seeing, touching, smelling, and if the need be tasting.

I rolled over and pretended i was unconcious, as i did that, i stretched my hand to see if i could touch Jane's over ripe B''reast.

Omoh! My hand no reach oh.

It seemed Snoop knew what i was up to so he put on the torch light and beamed the light to see if everybody was sleeping.

He confirmed everybody was sleeping, including me. because as he beamed the light on my eyes i caught sleep instanta. Or partial sleep.

I woke up from partial sleep to continue watching my late night movie. A movie Snoop was playing the lead role. He was indeed playing the lead role as i could see him sweeting profusely.

My eyes were wide open when all of a sudden, power was restored(NEPA bring light, for those of una wey no dey understand English). The light really blurred my eyes.

The 60watt bulb that hung on our ceiling came alive giving the room a glow.

I could see clearly.

"NEPA una get sense jor" i tot. Not until Snoop stood up to switch off the light.

As the light went off, i mistakenly said, "ooooooooh!!".

Snoop beamed the torch light again to my eyes, and i caught partial sleep again. It seemed he was aware i was watching them. He was aware i wasn't asleep.

"Snoop darling, why don't we go to the bathroom to continue, it seems one of ur friend is watching us, am not confortable with that" Jane said suddenly.

"Snoop, say NO, Snoop, say NO" I was wishing Snoop would say NO to Jane's suggestion.

"ok darling lets go" Snoop agreed.

"Snoop u be Mumu oh, see as woman dey control u" I cursed within me.

Legend has it that S'ex is better enjoyed while taking a shower.

Since we had a Shower in the bathroom. And the Shower only worked when there was Electricity supply, because that was only when our "standby" borehole starts pumping water.

What it meant was that Snoop and Jane were headed for S'ex in the Shower.

And i was headed for "Flatscreen".

I glanced at the wall clock, it was 1:30am.

1:30am and i was still awake.

Even if i tried sleeping, i wouldn't wink a sleep because i had murdered sleep.

heeyaaa oga flow dem dan suffer you that night, bt i knw for sure say you go for dan piss for body that night,

flow1759: It was bed time.

The sleeping formation was 3-2-2. Lucky enough, Tega didn't sleep at home that night, only God knew where he slept.

The 3-2-2 formation made up of Baba jay, Man and Pkc on the mattress by the right, Snoop and his sister from another mother was on the mattress by the left. While I and Brainbox slept in between both mattresses on the Floor. I wondered why Snoop gave a space in between both mattresses. Maybe he never wanted those lying on the other bed to roll over to their side.

Although i slept on the Floor, i had a sweat dream. I think i ate Fried rice and Chicken in the dream. A food that had been long i ate last.

I was eating the Fried rice and Chicken washing it down with a bottle of Udeme, when a noise brought be back to reality, "kai so na dream" i tot.

I initially tot it was Pkc with his usual mid night prayers.

The noise was coming from the left side of the room. Where Snoop and Jane slept.

It wasn't an ordinary noise, someone was moaning.

They were having a silent q'ickie.

The noise wasn't that loud enough to wake everyone up, but it was loud enough to wake me up because i was lying close to them.

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Fuuuuuu!" Snoop was p'umping Jane, and it made a noise like the noise a ballon that was inflated would make.

I was enjoying the pleasant noise, but i needed more than just hearing so i opened my eyes to see that Snoop was on top and Jane was below. They looked like two dogs having s'ex.

They were so close that if i stretched my hand, it would touch Jane's B''reast.

I needed more than just hearing and seeing. I needed my piece of the action. I needed to touch. I needed to complete the Five senses. Hearing, seeing, touching, smelling, and if the need be tasting.

I rolled over and pretended i was unconcious, as i did that, i stretched my hand to see if i could touch Jane's over ripe B''reast.

Omoh! My hand no reach oh.

It seemed Snoop knew what i was up to so he put on the torch light and beamed the light to see if everybody was sleeping.

He confirmed everybody was sleeping, including me. because as he beamed the light on my eyes i caught sleep instanta. Or partial sleep.

I woke up from partial sleep to continue watching my late night movie. A movie Snoop was playing the lead role. He was indeed playing the lead role as i could see him sweeting profusely.

My eyes were wide open when all of a sudden, power was restored(NEPA bring light, for those of una wey no dey understand English). The light really blurred my eyes.

The 60watt bulb that hung on our ceiling came alive giving the room a glow.

I could see clearly.

"NEPA una get sense jor" i tot. Not until Snoop stood up to switch off the light.

As the light went off, i mistakenly said, "ooooooooh!!".

Snoop beamed the torch light again to my eyes, and i caught partial sleep again. It seemed he was aware i was watching them. He was aware i wasn't asleep.

"Snoop darling, why don't we go to the bathroom to continue, it seems one of ur friend is watching us, am not confortable with that" Jane said suddenly.

"Snoop, say NO, Snoop, say NO" I was wishing Snoop would say NO to Jane's suggestion.

"ok darling lets go" Snoop agreed.

"Snoop u be Mumu oh, see as woman dey control u" I cursed within me.

Legend has it that S'ex is better enjoyed while taking a shower.

Since we had a Shower in the bathroom. And the Shower only worked when there was Electricity supply, because that was only when our "standby" borehole starts pumping water.

What it meant was that Snoop and Jane were headed for S'ex in the Shower.

And i was headed for "Flatscreen".

I glanced at the wall clock, it was 1:30am.

1:30am and i was still awake.

Even if i tried sleeping, i wouldn't wink a sleep because i had murdered sleep.

heeyaaa oga flow dem dan suffer you that night, bt i knw for sure say you go for dan piss for body that night,

drsolob: abeg help me tell am.

I don hear na. I don correct am na.

because of one mistake wey una notice nahim una no gree me rest.

If i no update quick, una go say why i no update quick. If i update quick una go say mistake dey am.

You can't just satisfy human beings.