nobledanie:

u must be crazy u want me to wewe on my boxers

diddy4dt:

what a wedding this must have been.

belloti: During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to give his
response to his guests and it went like this:

[b]I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and
to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding
rings.

Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car.


I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for the
wedding.

Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised.

Also to my brothers wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown.

Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return
it tomorrow morning as agreed.

Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help
me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and
for those who didnt get any, well we will make it up to you during our
children dedication hopefully next year.

Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to
supply the music.

Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading
my wife to marry me.

Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this
marriage.

The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to
dance.

To the youths thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with
palm fronds.

I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo
drink

Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you dont experience what
I suffered for this wedding.



Thank you.?[/b]