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Wedding Speech by belloti(m): 2:32pm On May 08, 2006 |
During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to give his response to his guests and it went like this: [b]I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car. I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for the wedding. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised. Also to my brothers wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for those who didnt get any, well we will make it up to you during our children dedication hopefully next year. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance. To the youths thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drink Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you dont experience what I suffered for this wedding. Thank you.?[/b] |
Re: Wedding Speech by Ddii(f): 2:50pm On May 08, 2006 |
hmmnn na wa . |
Re: Wedding Speech by micklplus(m): 4:12pm On May 08, 2006 |
na wa wa |
Re: Wedding Speech by nobledanie(m): 4:50pm On May 08, 2006 |
u must be crazy u want me to wewe on my boxers ![]() ![]() |
Re: Wedding Speech by Z4M4eva(f): 3:07pm On May 09, 2006 |
Nice wedding speech ![]() ![]() ![]() nobledanie: ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Wedding Speech by shadex1(m): 5:17pm On May 09, 2006 |
really funny one. broke ass guy |
Re: Wedding Speech by diddy4(m): 7:45pm On May 09, 2006 |
what a wedding this must have been. |
Re: Wedding Speech by eveseh(f): 9:18pm On May 11, 2006 |
diddy4dt: ask me my bother aint no funny at all |
Re: Wedding Speech by RexioKlasik(m): 3:36pm On Aug 25, 2012 |
Shaa na xo lyf be.....hoping hoplessly |
Re: Wedding Speech by Ajibel(m): 4:08pm On Aug 25, 2012 |
Wedding joke or Wedding speech ![]() |
Re: Wedding Speech by anekemary: 5:00pm On Aug 25, 2012 |
Funny ![]() |
Re: Wedding Speech by Gudintent: 8:19pm On Aug 25, 2012 |
Dont get it How did he suffer? Other people stepped up ![]() |
Re: Wedding Speech by loneytunes(m): 9:15pm On Aug 25, 2012 |
LWKMD |
Re: Wedding Speech by xpensivethony: 9:24pm On Aug 25, 2012 |
See wahala oooh,...abi wedding na ticket to heaven?... ![]() |
Re: Wedding Speech by xpensivethony: 9:24pm On Aug 25, 2012 |
belloti: During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to give his |
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