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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by FulaniBOII(m): 5:00pm On Jul 08, 2013
Nepa bring light I come start dey waka go howz and the place i been dey far wahali. As I been reach howz Nepa come carry the Light. Dan BuroUba wahali

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Fhemmmy: 5:00pm On Jul 08, 2013
May i know you?
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by devour129: 5:01pm On Jul 08, 2013
timpaker: why are you "fearing"?
Oya, if you know you can't fit do what i wanted why did u show?

Ibo

'Prease', i don't 'rike' it!
If yah 'blother' 'rives' in 'sulurele' then he is a biggi boy grin

yoruba
will you come to hour 'hause' and play 'fido' game?
'oney', am ome!
yoruba - I want Hegg and hendomie(egg n indomie) Igbo - led rolly yerrow rolly( red lorry yellow lorry)

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Fhemmmy: 5:01pm On Jul 08, 2013
gluv01:

Nigerians say this one a lot. I used to say same to mum when i wanted to sneak outa the house grin

We were all guilty of it when we never knew better

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by infonubia(m): 5:01pm On Jul 08, 2013
I cannot come and go and die!
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by YoshiMaster: 5:02pm On Jul 08, 2013
[size=20pt]KPOTOR KPOTOR (AKA Dirty environ)[/size]

As in "ewwwww, kpotor kpotor everywhere."

Re: Made In Nigeria, English by infonubia(m): 5:02pm On Jul 08, 2013
Who is your friend? my friend!
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by 4reigningqueen: 5:03pm On Jul 08, 2013
everything done in darkness will soon be shown in lightness
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by YoursGEJ(m): 5:04pm On Jul 08, 2013
I saw you here and I saw you there, are you twice?

All of you should come down from your beds, enter your slippers and follow me each by each

- my secondary school boarding house master

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 5:04pm On Jul 08, 2013
The situation was serious, even blind man begin count money...

If I called you a goat now, you will say I insulted you.

Na who SH.it for here,,!??

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by bknight: 5:04pm On Jul 08, 2013
Koolking: NEPA don took light

MTN don comoted my credit

I could not help laughing when I first heard these slang from Nigerians

I object. Even illiterate grannies won't say that in nigeria. Its Nepa don carry light"

2. I'm sure "Mtn don comoted my credit" wasn't spoken by a nigerian

Hey mr. Attention seeker, are you nigerian at all? Lame attempts at being funny. Its enough comedy to report it the true way u heard a true nigerian speak it undecided

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by othenok(f): 5:04pm On Jul 08, 2013
You too do! ;DYou too do!
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by infonubia(m): 5:06pm On Jul 08, 2013
Who thief my money?

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 5:06pm On Jul 08, 2013
Koolking: NEPA don took light

MTN don comoted my credit

I could not help laughing when I first heard these slang from Nigerians

NEPA don carry light go.... cheesy cheesy
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by bright007(f): 5:07pm On Jul 08, 2013
i am calling you and you are still waka-ing
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by MAYOWAAK: 5:07pm On Jul 08, 2013
4reigningqueen: everything done in darkness will soon be shown in lightness

Femi Otedola has the intellectual property for that.
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 5:08pm On Jul 08, 2013
infonubia: Who thief my money?

Na who dagbo ma money.
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by johnstar(m): 5:08pm On Jul 08, 2013
*shay una go chao garri
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by emmanuel4758(m): 5:08pm On Jul 08, 2013
Ladytee-thato:
grin smileyand then you call yourself The best in english with that gross grammatically irregularity laungage. Lol but i like it its nice especially when an igbo talks!
for ur mindooh u think say dis ur english collect lol i don speak my gramaticaly eror anyway i no blame my self cuz i waz nt born in england lol na concord tinz sha
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by OmniSparrow: 5:08pm On Jul 08, 2013
stagger: "My friend, REVISE this moto now before I fire you..." (policeman cocks his gun).

A true story in PH by the way..
"If you move, I move you" -Police
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by FulaniBOII(m): 5:10pm On Jul 08, 2013
See how Kano score that penariti

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 5:10pm On Jul 08, 2013
You sure say na your korokoro eyes u take see am
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by zeyheed(m): 5:10pm On Jul 08, 2013
why are you afraiding?
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 5:12pm On Jul 08, 2013
bknight:

I object. Even illiterate grannies won't say that in nigeria. Its Nepa don carry light"

2. Mtn don comoted my credit isn't spoken by a nigerian

Are you nigerian at all? undecided

Me self shadow the "took light"

Yarn like

Neeepaaa! Haba'
NEPA don take light
NEPA don bring light
NEPA bring yeye Kor-rent
NEPA no go die better
Which kind yeye light be this?
NEPA! Una papa blokos
NEPA! Una mama toto

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 5:12pm On Jul 08, 2013
Fulani BOII: See how Kano score that penariti

Victor Ikeba Junior!
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Brannyboss(m): 5:12pm On Jul 08, 2013
wandeay: Made in Nigeria Englishes
Guess this is your contribution to PINGLISH.
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by emmanuel4758(m): 5:12pm On Jul 08, 2013
nigeria created pidgin english wy england squashify english but i luv pidgin die ,
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by expanshun: 5:13pm On Jul 08, 2013
gluv01: Just thought about and remembered some english sentences that is MADE IN NIGERIA. My friends call it PINGLISH.
*Abeg dress back.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering my food
*Did you see the sound of my ringtone?
*I know you have come since bcoz I hear
your perfume.
*Did you hear that smell?
*Shit dey catch me
*At all at all na him bad pass
*I too know too sabi
*shey you sabi my name
*I wan go kaka

Lol
Add yours from any part of the country, let's know how good we are in pidgin.
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by kingklaus(m): 5:14pm On Jul 08, 2013
Ques1: U no go go skul 2day...
Ans:I go goo(risin tone) grin
Ques2:where ur papa?
Ans:him no dey
Ques3:ur mama nko?
Ans:she comot

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by hoochay: 5:14pm On Jul 08, 2013
keke abeg drop me here.oga do u works here?
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 5:15pm On Jul 08, 2013
Yoshi-Master:
[size=20pt]KPOTOR KPOTOR (AKA Dirty environ)[/size]

As in "ewwwww, kpotor kpotor everywhere."

Korota road ukor cheesy cheesy cheesy
or go slow dey ya end ( hold up or traffic jam)
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by bright007(f): 5:16pm On Jul 08, 2013
i will rather kill myself than commit suicide grin grin grin grin

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