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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 5:36pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
I troway slaute oh..... you do river ![]() ![]() |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Mathewa(m): 5:38pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
[b][/b]Hungry is killing me...Hungry is killing me...Hungry is killing me... |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 5:38pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
devour129: why you dey para ? Or why are you paraying ? ( why are you paranoid ) No shaking, I strong kakaraka... |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by gluv01(f): 5:38pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
bidis: i speak queens english i dt understand those rotten english I hear you. So far you be naija, and you've eaten akpu, eba or fufu the blood is in you ![]() |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by headTO: 5:40pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
I WAS AFRAIDING. POPULAR AMONGST THE YORUBAS |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 5:40pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Mathewa: [b][/b]Hungry is killing me...Hungry is killing me...Hungry is killing me... Bros no be so, hungry dey beat me, or hungry dey wire me, like say 2morrow no dey. |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by danjkad: 5:41pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
For where U̶̲̥̅̊ don come see am? |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by lawizle(m): 5:42pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
It is with Tolu "dem". |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Cyprian213(m): 5:43pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
u say u are a secondary school student, look at the type of English that is commotting for ur mouth. go to school, i won't went, correct urself, i can't fit. 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by hoochay: 5:43pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
ASUU strike called off!; congratulations to all university students, just about an hour ago the ASUU chairman broke the announcement, which is considered a big one for all university students. After calling off the strike, the media went ahead to ask if the federal government has met the demands of ASUU. Out of dismay,the ASUU chairman shook his head and said he was disappointed with the media more than he his with the FG, saying the media formed a deaf ear to the strike, that an average Nigerian does not know that universities are on strike. He condemned the media's lack of publicity. After expressing his anger he went ahead to say that the Government is doing nothing concerning our demands, even after a closed door meeting with the education minister where the President said he has so many issues to deal with now than to start spending more money on universities. After the meeting however, the chairman of the newly formed party ACP called the chairman of ASUU to a meeting with ACN, CPC, and the AFGAN governor who promised ASUU that they would give ear to ASUU's demand and will do more- one of which every student will be given a bursary award which is to cover 50% of every student fee, that is, for spending 5 years in the universities. 2 years fee would be paid by FG, and every student who graduates with first class would stand a chance to do their masters in canada, while those with lower credit and pass would continue their study in South Africa and Ghana respectively. Also, salary of VC's would be increased by 90%. After this meeting, the ASUU chairman called off the strike asking all students to resume at their various schools on the first week of June 2015, that about 2 years time, of course after voting in ACP. Its so sad that you sat down and read all this poo, that means you are as jobless as I am. Mehn, go find work. This strike would last more than we thought. 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by ilebaami: 5:43pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Hi guys , can you borrow me some money? |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 5:43pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
"Tomorrow get belle na wetin e go born? No downgrade, no underrate your friends you nor know tomorrow" Citation Fleta man Track number 6 Album: I don't know Retrieve: from my brain |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 5:43pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
The kind cool wen catch me 4 inside Toronto hmm, he nor get part 2 oh |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by yarodin: 5:44pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
timpaker: why are you "fearing"? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, dude u wicked no be small. |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Allenkee: 5:44pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Food wey don don, don don. |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 5:47pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 5:47pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Allen kee: Food wey don don, don don. Lol |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by ilebaami: 5:50pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
£20BILLION:Oyinbo! |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by gluv01(f): 5:50pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Allen kee: Food wey don don, don don. Change that to proper English. It's difficult. It was on Ay comedy skit and almost all the celebs in attendance failed it except Ebube ![]() |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 5:50pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Mr. man lowa the tv 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 5:50pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
hoochay: by dia chat we shall knews them Na today yansh dey back... ? |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Preciousgirl(f): 5:51pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
please i need your help https://www.nairaland.com/1351708/please-defending-research-proposal-tommorrow#16692682 |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 5:51pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Cyprian213: u say u are a secondary school student, look at the type of English that is commotting for ur mouth. I beg bros live dat things jor.... He good my I follow who know road make I nor go full inside gutter. |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 5:51pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Dem dey worry all of una for dis place? |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by dinksymaine(m): 5:52pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Keep quiet,when men re talkin,boys re not suppose to put mouth......lmao(i made the extract from my cousin's facebook page) |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by deols(f): 5:52pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
This is a great opportunity to say, btw means by the way and not between ![]() ![]() please!! |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by tochilastborn(m): 5:52pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
by the time i finish with u ehh..,u go smell weeeeen......If i sound u there u go see star...belle dey purge me...body dey do me one kind... |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 5:53pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
"My child were once children" by Dame patience Bsc, Ph.d, Dvd, VCD, USB 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 5:53pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
sheyie2007: Mr. man lowa the tv abi na give tv belle.... |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 5:54pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Ladytee-thato: Why una dey try derail this sweet something. Aunty foreigner go drink water to cool your over-heating.. |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by EmperorSeal(m): 5:55pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
I can't fit do it He get as he dey do me E dey pain u Wetin dey na |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by mindboggler: 5:55pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
1) Sharrap dia or shatttap dia (shut up) 2) So you won follow me talk. (So you want to argue with me) 3) Chief: Baby, order anytin you want to eat. I has money Babe: Oh Chief, no appetite. Chief: My dear don't worry. I will send my boys to go andi buy it for you somewhere else. How much is d appetite? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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