Don Magic Juan:

lol. But it does have an advantage to be uncut since the men are more sensitive and so enjoy sex more and the smegma is also supposed to turn women on by its smell

women i heard prefer uncut schlongs

Eeeahhhh,that thing wey be like 'abodi''wey no don wellNo naaah

Xo na P.3.n.¡.s abi D.¡.c.k dem dey kal Joystick for nairaland. Smh wen dey aint babiez

lynpetra:

Eeeahhhh,that thing wey be like 'abodi''wey no don wellNo naaah

NO BE TALK AM OHH.

Nah woman mouth i been hear am.

Uncut sclongs are the male equivalent of menses.

mike404: DEM NEVER USE TONGUE WASH YOUR GUTTER BEFORE

Just the way u dey roll ur tongue inside ur babe pit latrine?? Yes I suppose.

Merkki:

We don't swallow babies. Without our eggs, the sêmèn is useless. We wrap
our mouth round billions of germs, then swallow what gets into our
mouth. That's a big time sacrifice, ya know? And pls don't say you do
same for us too. We are clean down there...that's where the babies come
from

Are you kidding us? Imagine a man sinking down his tongue there not knowing she just started discharging menses few mins. ago. Yuck!

RedBenson:

Are you kidding us? Imagine a man sinking down his tongue there not knowing she just started discharging menses few mins. ago. Yuck!

why are you such a f@g?

A healthy woman's vag is naturally far cleaner than her mouth. So if you can deep throat her I dont see any reason why you cant suck her dry

Merkki:

My brother, if God gives you a talent and you don't use it well, it will be taken from you and given to another person. So i was taught.

i for like to be your student sha

Don Magic Juan:

why are you such a f@g?

A healthy woman's vag is naturally far cleaner than her mouth. So if you can deep throat her I dont see any reason why you cant suck her dry

#abeg collect this chilled beer. .Don't worry I go pay.

lynpetra:

Just the way u dey roll ur tongue inside ur babe pit latrine?? Yes I suppose.

PETRA THIS KIND NEWS DEY SWEET YOU NO BE SMALL CAN I HAVE A TASTE OF YA OWN PIT LATRINE

is it good to have one feet long joystick? *just asking*

RedBenson:

Are you kidding us? Imagine a man sinking down his tongue there not knowing she just started discharging menses few mins. ago. Yuck!

Lmao Ayamah!

Sermwell: I don't av a joystick! Wat I av is a black heavy akpako! And we all knw dat wen an akpako is black d maintenance cost is very low!


Pls like dis post if u av a black akpako

y is it low maintenace?
Cos it hides the dirt?.
Ewww

RedBenson:

Are you kidding us? Imagine a man sinking down his tongue there not knowing she just started discharging menses few mins. ago. Yuck!

It's just blood na. It doesn't cause terminal illness

Don Magic Juan:
lol. But it does have an advantage to be uncut since the men are more sensitive and so enjoy sex more and the smegma is also supposed to turn women on by its smell

women i heard prefer uncut schlongs

I read about that somewhere. However, I still prefer my circumcised django. Uncircumcised django looks disgusting. I close my eyes every time I'm taking a shower in the gym before I lose my cotton-picking mind and start puking everywhere

@the 2nd bit, I doubt women prefer it. Even dil.do's are mostly circumcised.

Once women go black and feel the wrath of the circumcised django - darn, they always end up building a mansion there and living there till the end of time

lynpetra:

Just the way u dey roll ur tongue inside ur babe pit latrine?? Yes I suppose.

O dikwa very serious o. Oh boy, the kain yabs wey dey fly about for this nairaland go fit make person joystick dey coma for weeks

mike404: PETRA THIS KIND NEWS DEY SWEET YOU NO BE SMALL CAN I HAVE A TASTE OF YA OWN PIT LATRINE

Oga pack well.E be like say u like dirrrrrrty punnany.Sorry my bf dey follow me wash my own well.Another man no fit plant for another person farmland wey he (owner)use him hand clear.Go tell ur pit latrine gf make she wash het nyash well,help her.Before you sit on the table with ur friends,not knowing they can perceive the stench!!!!

Don Magic Juan:

why are you such a f@g?

A healthy woman's vag is naturally far cleaner than her mouth. So if you can deep throat her I dont see any reason why you cant suck her dry

Preach it!

mike404: DEM NEVER USE TONGUE WASH YOUR GUTTER BEFORE

Is your babe really dirty that you had to liken her hole to a gutter? Pls accept my sympathy. Do you drink Dettol sometimes? You need it.

Don Magic Juan:

why are you such a f@g?

A healthy woman's vag is naturally far cleaner than her mouth. So if you can deep throat her I dont see any reason why you cant suck her dry

Not every pum is meant to be sucked - some just need to be left alone before the acidic chain reaction fvcks up ur mouth and make you lip-less.

bory09: is it good to have one feet long joystick? *just asking*

ONE FEET Obara jesus!!! that one be say u go meet landlord make e dig the 'pit latrine' more down down becos the kain thing wey u wan unleash na DIE. God helep u

Guys remember to come for examination after washing. fenk u

come see traffic

owolabifunke14: Guys remember to come for examination after washing. fenk u

Wetin you wan use examine am ? ** just asking**

owolabifunke14: Guys remember to come for examination after washing. fenk u

Darn!! And who's going to be the examiner?

Luscious and juicy lips should suffice.

WHAT IS JOYSTICK WHAT IS THERE IF U CALL IT THE PENIIIS. .. EVEN PRIIIICK IS NOT DAT BAD OO

Wich kind thread b dis,na prick una de talk abou since.

Lilboots:


O dikwa very serious o. Oh boy, the kain yabs wey dey fly about for this nairaland go fit make person joystick dey coma for weeks

No naa,its mike404 peepee wud be in coma.Not yours,am sure u don't patronize pit-latrines

shymexx:

Not every pum is meant to be sucked - some just need to be left alone before the acidic chain reaction fvcks up ur mouth and make you lip-less.

stop dating skanks then.

white mosquito: So even guys get wahala like dis?

yess na

lynpetra:


No naa,its mike404 peepee wud be in coma.Not yours,am sure u don't patronize pit-latrines

. mike404 don hear am for your hand lynpetra. Anyways, thanks for the vote of confidence