A science student

Having gone through the released results of
some candidates who sat for the 2013 UTME
exercise, especially candidates who are
currently students of the University Of
Nigeria(UNN), The Global Resources, has
described the examination body
“Inefficient” and branded the results “a
Failure”, and “a means to prevent admission
seeking candidates” from furthering their
education.
The body, insists that the results shown to
most of these candidates,is in reality, not
theirs. As described by Obasi. D. C. Chinedu,
“I might assume this to be a database error,
or something of sort, because, from what I
have seen, the released results does not
belong to the owners”
“Imagine a student of the University of
Nigeria, Nsukka, obtaining 49 out of 100
marks in biology. Not that this is impossible,
but that with the questionanswered, and
the person who sat for the examination,
THIS IS REALLY IMPOSSIBLE.”
• “Is JAMB trying to tell us that, the breaking
down of food substances isno longer,
CATABOLISM, but now ANABOLISM?
• Are they trying to prove that “Taenia
Solium can be found in “COWS” and no
longer “PIGS”?
• Perhaps the system has changed and the
structure in earthworm is no longer
“CLITELLUM” but now “COCOON”?
• Maybe Plant that grows in dry areas are
now “HYDROPHYTES” and no longer
“XEROPHYTES”
• Or perhaps, Proboscis are now found in
“AMPHIBIANS” and not “INSECTS”
• Obviously, the enzyme in the saliva is now
“RENIN” and no longer “PTYALIN”
• Maybe plants with devices for trapping
insects are now “SYMBIOTIC” and no longer
“CARNIVOROUS”
• I would understand if an example of
parasitic protozoan is “PARAMECIUM” and
not “PLASMODIUM”
• Even Secondary school teachers never
knew that “PLASMA” helps in clotting of
blood, The told us it was “PLATELETS”
• One should attend a JAMB International
Secondary School So as to betaught that,
“SEBACEOUS GLAND” is involved in excretion
and not “SWEAT GLAND”.
• I also forgot that the structure which
provide supports in the body is “MUSCLE”
and not “SKELETON”
• Also, Chitin in arthropods is strengthened
by “PROTEINS” and not “CALCIUM
COMPOUNDS”.
• What is the point spending 6 years in high
school, and learn that transfer of Pollen
grains from anther to a receptive stugma is
“POLLINATION”, when JAMB believes, its
“PROPAGATION” or perhap, “PLACENTATION”
• Now, Every Nigerian Believes that the male
reproductive organ of a plant is “PETAL” and
no longer “STAMEN”, thanks to JAMB.
• I also forgot that the most important plant
hormone is “ABSCISIC ACID” not even
“AUXIN”
• Lest I forget, in the next JAMB UTME, if
there would be any, remember that,
“OESTROGEN” is Synthesized in the “TESTES”
and not the “OVARIES”
• Even WAEC/NECO/PRE-DEGREE lecturers do
not know that the group which universal
recipients belong to is “O”, and not “AB”. If
you doubt, Ask JAMB.
Its only appropriate for the management of
the Joint Admission and Matriculation board
(JAMB) to be bold enough and Face the
public, admit that they have made some
possible errors in the marking, and/or
Results database, rather than TRYING TO
COVER THEIR INEFFICIENCY, and in the
process, giving admission seeking
Nigerians, a natural disadvantage ahead of
the coming psot-utme.
Just imagine a student seeking admission
into medicine at UNN, with 221 marks.
That’s almost an impossible Comeback.
What do we say about candidates who
thumb-printed clearly at their examination
centres, had their Exam slips signed(proving
successful thumb print) but are still yet to
see their results owing to No-Biometric
Verification, while some others did not
thumb-print, but have seentheirs
Its obvious to every literateNigerian, that
something is wrong with the released 2013
UTME Results, but what is not clear is why
the board(JAMB) are still yet to see this, or
perhaps, are trying to cover it.
If the board bequest, we have REGISTRATION
NO’S of candidates to prove our points, and
if the board(JAMB) insist that the results is
ok, We would give you a single reg no to
remark the script, if the scores stay the SAME
(with nothing less than 40 Marks Increase),
SEIZE THE RESULT, however, if the scores
differ, REMARK ALL JAMB 2013 UTME RESULTS.
Its high time, the Joint Admission and
Matriculation Board(JAMB) come out and
accept their mistakes, with protest already
in Sokoto, Kano and Edo. How many More
Protests do you wish to see?
This is the first JAMB results ever that has
called for protests!!!
JAMB: Something Is Wrong!!!!
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THIS TILL IT GET
TO JONATHAN OR DIBU!!!

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hod898:

Sorry. Sorry bcoz you're a learner. Sorry becoz you dont understand. Sorry. If u want me to use super english ba chairman, i will do that with pleasure. Do u want to try?
Hwever, d u think dat i failed jamb? I wrote on behalf of others. Dis yr sentiment's an archetype of quixotic tinkin, incosiderate 4 oders, unshrewd in judgement, prbably loquacious in disposition, non-lucid to d underlying controversy, indignified talk dat is sporadic to yr thinking cum action, derisive in mannerism and gruff in response, non-staple and sneer in face being ominous and frivolous, codoning harsh replies to perpertuate such trivial sayings, tenuous suggestion you brought i tell you, inability to simply fathom out what corruption beholds thy country, non-challant towards the exigencies of facts, frantic to knw what others think, vindictive in mind, vicious in casual gnaw of solutions; what u do is harangue ppl in mundane gossips that u may cackle at the mass failure of jamb, your reply seems eerily gnarled in fact, the meaning u insinuate has a croak voice that quivers with excitement as i speak,no potency in yr word so to say, yr soln wil bring sporadic elevation to sucess in jamb becos it stutters bro, dont tremor yet; u'd better give a toss about yr neighbours, what d u conceal even? When i read yr post i was stiff as if with rigor mortis becoz of the deluge of your nonsensical scrutiny that is scurrilous to an extent that it scrammed to this thread, don't b so obdurate towards reality by berating ppl and there4 givn credence to your bizarre agitation, better resind yr reply bro to allay these talks of yours. Nigeria's on the threshold of transformation and u speak without concern? Rather than exhilarating and regaling ppl u renegade. Is it due to a litany of oversight? Pls be4 u reply inordinate hysteria towards ppl nxt time, have a rethink. I'm nt jousting mind u. But yr vituperations are espionaging my instincts. I herald u stop apathy and reverse to solidarity rather than outright disapproval and badger advice; u recant yr opinion and be a putative person, see the predicament ppl were thrown into; one that is unprecedented and u show idiocy and inferiority complex hounding to be infamous 4 being bereft of crookedness in the obscure despondence of benevolence hence peddling squalid talks by guerrilla attackers that gyrate on my beautiful and adorable nairaland. Don't be sordid next time pls and dnt hamper other ppl's efforts but mitigate their dilated state of pillory be4 it festers into sth else. I don't bicker 4 nothing and i'm not turbid or bewildered either. Make sure u dont retrogress ppl by codemning them. Hope this was succinct to you. If u'd known any better then don't be ingnoble. Once again i'm not bad at English. *drinks coffee and waits 4 reply*

hahahahaha cnt stop laffing. Laf won kill me ooo

Moshood91:
Oh! Really? But I never got as frustrated as you currently are. Face your travails. If you don't read (STUDY), you fail woefully.
Waiting for remarking? You will NEVER get it. Humans scored 300+.

i doubt it so much if ur mentality is ok, "normal". Anyway u can go ahead nd tell us hw irresponsble nd wicked ur generation nd background is.

Yes, Utme should be remark. They humilated our brain!!!