fork adict:

LMFAO. I love this. Matter of fact, I will take a screen shot and save this as my wallpaper for the next 24 hrs in honour of the Great Spade.

But I'm a little concerned about your safety tho. Cos this right here is a declaration of WAR on the Melvin Extremist Group. You had better be prepared bro. Trust me, they will come back at you with any and everything they got

spade:

A sentence for each person, but when it got to Melvin, I wrote an encyclopedia.
Why? Because I'm Nigerian.
I GENUINELY like Melvin for his intentions, but if you're to be honest, he's been a total non-event since this show began.
I stanned for him during his Gulder Ultimate Search days, and was deeply sad when he didn't win. I hope his "2nd Place" jinx ends this year with a BBA victory, but at the same time, I can't help but point out how a lot of Nigerians phucked up everything by voting the wrong Namibian who's only turned out to be a complete waste of space. Melvin would've improved greatly with Maria, but alas, we're now left with CRAP stories like "Elikem snatches Dillish from Melvin?" - "Are You Team Mellish or Team JJ?" and other sttuppid shhiit like that.

Biko, if he makes it to the finals, I'll strategize and vote for him onto "he's a good guy" levels, but that doesn't mean he's done anything for me.

Tuso:

Hehehe..u r off point..sheet n piss na ur own..u see?..stop cuming back at me..hehehe

Sexy Fox: People that read @spade epistle get time sha. I dont read such long writings including all those interviews that have been writing on this thread. I go for the shorter ones.

Kslib:
First of all,you see urself.. Its ok for you to support maria not cos of melaria but its not ok for others to also support dillish not cos of Mellish.. Ok oooh...
Secondly,whose fault is it that Nigerians didnt see the future that dillish will get more than enough votes and should have voted maria instead?
Nigeria once voted for nando the madman.. Later on,he threatened elikem and conspired against melvin,and you didnt blame us for wasting out votes on someone who later turned evil..
Nigeria once voted for pokello the parrot.. Later on,she insulted west africa and said some things about Niigeria,and you didnt blame us for voting someone who later turned bad..
Now,Nigeria voted for dillish over your sweet maria.. Now,this dillish later turned out to be a lazy girl like you said,and you are attacking the Nigerians who voted for her wasting their votes on a lazy girl.. Haba..
It is clear that your Mr@spade is not happy to have lost not only just your maria,but to dillish of all people..
The court of law have found concrete glaring evidences to prove that you are suffering from the 'maria don go house' syndrome and i hereby revoke your initial sentence of being sentenced to "dillish's pant"..
Your new sentence will be to watch Mrs dillish cruise to the final and watch with excruciating pain when she survives yet again on Sunday.. lol
cooouuurttttttttttt!!!!!!

spade:

People who also watch 28 nonentites eat and sleep for 91 days also get time, so your wisecrack sadly falls flat

Sexy Fox:
I actually ignored the first one and will ignore many more to come.

ochongonoko:

It's ok dear. Hope your day is going on smoothly?

spade:

Shaaaarrrrrrraaaaapppppp!!!

tuktudicko:
SAFARIGIRL!!!

Kslib: Make Nigeria better send i go dye come next year..

Kslib: Diilish won the power of NO but they were asked to repeat it cos of the slope..
see @sholay don begin scream conspiracy.. lol

fork adict:

LMFAO. I love this. Matter of fact, I will take a screen shot and save this as my wallpaper for the next 24 hrs in honour of the Great Spade.

Sexy Fox:
Safari girl is on this thread too

sholay2011:
Lol...but I am not even watching. I am relying on ur updates bro. Keep them coming! You make maximum sense...at least most tyms. ]

spade:

A sentence for each person, but when it got to Melvin, I wrote an encyclopedia.
Why? Because I'm Nigerian.
I GENUINELY like Melvin for his intentions, but if you're to be honest, he's been a total non-event since this show began.
I stanned for him during his Gulder Ultimate Search days, and was deeply sad when he didn't win. I hope his "2nd Place" jinx ends this year with a BBA victory, but at the same time, I can't help but point out how a lot of Nigerians phucked up everything by voting the wrong Namibian who's only turned out to be a complete waste of space. Melvin would've improved greatly with Maria, but alas, we're now left with CRAP stories like "Elikem snatches Dillish from Melvin?" - "Are You Team Mellish or Team JJ?" and other sttuppid shhiit like that.

Biko, if he makes it to the finals, I'll strategize and vote for him onto "he's a good guy" levels, but that doesn't mean he's done anything for me.

tellitlikeitis: Wow..its good to know you actually spent this much time to know so much about a "boring bunch of people" It only means one thing. They entertain you. Finito!

ochongonoko: The winner of power of NO is ELIKEM

Kslib: BEv should stop disgracing herself and go siddon nah? haba..
Trust me,it will make frontpage in no time.. Bet me and see..
THE headline will be like
'Popular Nigerian vixen beverly osu who keeps screaming how she attended the most expensive private univerisity in Niaja cant read in simple english'...
....
Erm,did you notice that i spelt university worngly!!!
Erm,i also spelt 'wrong' wrongly....
Nobody is prefect but atleast we should be humble to accept it but bev no wan gree siddon!!
Erm,i also spelt 'perfect' worngly..
Damn,i just spelt 'wrongly' the wrong way agian...

Kslib:
Thanks for the insult packaged to look like a compliment.. As a reward to you,i will be skipping any update that involves dillish!!!

safarigirl:

Sorry sir,
I saw it and passed it...it's obvious @spade is angry about the maria ish...and how come any1 took the time to read that epistle. It's even longer than anyone you've ever written.

@spade it's your opinion and I expect you to write another 1 by next week since it's now weekly ranting.

ochongonoko:

LMAO!!

opella: Elikem won the power of No

Sexy Fox:
I actually ignored the first one and will ignore many more to come.

dominique:

You spelt Naila wrongly too

safarigirl: mtcheeewwwww. He'll now use it on Bimp. Mtcheewwww, the way I just dislike that tailor sha....