Your phat protuding arse!

Your own nko?

@ SLY,

Aloib won't be going to a wack hospital in Spain to have it done.
Your HOT STONE methods might work for her.

@ LadyT,

Ma belly will make u dump your boy/f and i aint boasting!!!!

@ Busta,

We are looking at the ratio. . . .Of course not all Naija gals have protruding bellies.
However, the rate at which they are going about it these days is alarming.

LadyT:

Your phat protuding arse!

believe me . . me sef know it ain't flat  

sup with ya?
iya laje of egbaland nairaland.

Elephants in me bed?  Yea Right!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so Fatsophobic i cannot sit near fat people. . . .You never know when they might belch/burp or even fart.  
When i say stuffs, it does not necessarily apply to me. . . .i listen to people and i read a lot so don't start those stereotypical theories.

Lies!!!!!!!!! All lies!!!!!!!!!!!

@LadyT

Lets see you arse?

stillwater:

Lies!!!!!!!!! All lies!!!!!!!!!!!

Are u saying the truth?

tngtech:

Are u saying the truth?

Of course!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ SLY,

Aloib won't be going to a wack hospital in Spain to have it done.
Your HOT STONE methods might work for her.

----> Jackal

Now we are talking . . . .Or better still. . . .we could as well turn her belly to a punching bag. . .im sure that would work too.

I dey jare.  How are you love?
Business is slow LOL  

tngtech I dont mind showing you the finger?    
Im playing whats your email address I got an arse to show you.  

The Sly:

----> Jackal

Now we are talking . . . .Or better still. . . .we could as well turn her belly to a punching bag. . .im sure that would work too.

Quack doctor!!!!!!!!!

LadyT  
I'm playing whats your email address I got an arse to show you.  

am here sweetie, u can kindly send it to this yahoo id "deolanig2007" no spaming pls

Tattooboy:


am here sweetie, u can kindly send it to this yahoo id "deolanig2007" no spaming please

lol

@Lady T,
no worry, business go soon begin to boom.

because no one opened a thread about beer pouches on Naija men, therefore someone decided to start one about Nigerian girls and protruding bellies.

How dem dey talk am back home- the thief wasnt caught quickly enough, therefore he turned around and called the owner of the goods an armed robber.


and did someone mention Hispanic women. When even their own men refer to them as pear shaped.

haba!

stillwater:

Lies!!!!!!!!! All lies!!!!!!!!!!!

U think everyone is like u?
Intel says if he is not at least 400 pounds in weight, u are not even dating!!!!

Awon onijekuje alajeranju oniranu buruku.

Rotflmao. . .oh my God! This is the funniest thing I've read all day.

Jackal.:

You think everyone is like u?
Intel says if he is not at least 400 pounds in weight, u are not even dating!!!!

how did u know that?

chei

LMAO@TOMMY

@Busta think I got one customer already

Lady T lets flow now, why wasting time

@ Busta,

Intelligence reports!!!

Jackal.:

You think everyone is like u?
Intel says if he is not at least 400 pounds in weight, u are not even dating!!!!

God forbid bad thing!!!!!!! 400 pounds? You must have confused me with yourself!!!!!!!!!

lmao, sly u r a goat, punch my belly, hehe, lol u knw i get a degree fortaekwando
i got my face and behinds to distract a guy from staring at my belly so i'm free to go,
not like some gurls wid terrible faces :noevil:
lol at u guys yanning raow raow, like guys dont ave their own flaws,
y'all shuld better not let me start with naija guys bashing oooo

is it those with terrible cracked lips, or dry elbows, using lip balm is ver essential, if u feel its gay, use vaseline or robb :noevil:

They eat too much FUFU, OKPA, AKAMU and AKPU!!

It is a shame and my last trip home was marred by protuding bellies all over the place

Laziness, too much greed and lack of motivation to exercise is to blame to be honest

Gone are them days that guys were serial-eaters, nowadays it is the ladies!

Glory be to God

dee02:

They eat too much FUFU, OKPA, AKAMU and AKPU!!

It is a shame and my last trip home was marred by protuding bellies all over the place

Laziness, too much greed and lack of motivation to exercise is to blame to be honest

Gone are them days that guys were serial-eaters, nowadays it is the ladies!

Glory be to God

Anotha Dundee United . . generalization supporter!

dee02:

They eat too much FUFU, OKPA, AKAMU and AKPU!!

It is a shame and my last trip home was marred by protuding bellies all over the place

Laziness, too much greed and lack of motivation to exercise is to blame to be honest

[s]Gone are them days that guys were serial-eaters, nowadays it is the ladies!
[/s]
Glory be to God

STFU,

dee02:

They eat too much FUFU, OKPA, AKAMU and AKPU!!

It is a shame and my last trip home was marred by protuding bellies all over the place

Laziness, too much greed and lack of motivation to exercise is to blame to be honest

Gone are them days that guys were serial-eaters, nowadays it is the ladies!

Glory be to God

na lie jare.

the only thing I agree with here is the lack of exercise.  Exercise targetting specific areas of the body that is. Like the tummy and thighs.

am even so sure there's a huge business opportunity for body workouts specific to Naija men. Na them dey eat fufu, eba and pounded yam pass.

stillwater:

God forbid bad thing!!!!!!! 400 pounds? You must have confused me with yourself!!!!!!!!!

That can't be possible.
I am FATSOphobic!!!!!
Geddit?

Whatever Jackal I saw you with that chunk a lunk chick in gunchester!

nature of our job, we sit in the office all day. (guys are more on the road , field job, and have higher metabolic rates)

BTW, its not just Nigerian girls, girls in general have tendencies of protruding bellies.

the belly pouch could also be seasonal, especially during the monthly thingy!

am sure y'all know what ladies with flat tummies go thro to have it. (removal of ribs!!!)

nehow, if u want a flat, six pack well chiselled belly, quit late night gorging (omo this one hard o!)

get shaun t's hip hop abs dvd (those in the us)!

for my peeps in the homeland, try ayodele's

LadyT:

Whatever Jackal I saw you with that chunk a lunk chick in gunchester!

U lie!!!!
I havent been in Manchester for ages and u wont find me dead with a woman-mountain.

You Nigeran men are not exactly Matthew Mconahey and Tyson Beckford
That we are just managing you guys the way God made you doesn't give you the audacity to insult Nigerian girls