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Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by davades(m): 3:48pm On Jul 16, 2013
Boom !!!
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by GboyegaD(m): 3:49pm On Jul 16, 2013
Indescribable.
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by 0monnakoda: 3:49pm On Jul 16, 2013
Confessional. Jesus is Lord !!
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Thermythorpe(f): 3:50pm On Jul 16, 2013
smiley my Dad never slapped me...

D 1st guy i ever dated slapped me nd i returned it twiceangry

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Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Burntcoal(f): 3:50pm On Jul 16, 2013
my dad is a typical ondo man who uses a left hand. Hmmmm wow wud b d one to describe my dad's slap. He used to say ti mo ba di igbaju lu e wa ma ra ile mu. Meaning if i buldose u wit slap u go dey use hand find road cos u no go see road again and blive me i tasted it once and was brought back to default setting. But since den my eardrum got faulty buh aint deaf dou. So weneva my dad wan slap anyone e go say go ask from ruth wetin do her left ear.

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Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Dunexxx(m): 3:50pm On Jul 16, 2013
Amaaskia: LOL my sibling says his slaps 'echoes', as the last born and favourite child of course, he has never hit me. He'd yell and yell and yell. smiley
Same can't be said for my mum tho. I'll stop here sad



Hard to slap ur beautiful face my dear. Love ur lips cheesy
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by iykofias(m): 3:52pm On Jul 16, 2013
My dad slap is kinda weirdacious_u tend to hear moses laughin at u. Dad doesn't touch ma sisters so I was kinda their coverup/backup.
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Nobody: 3:53pm On Jul 16, 2013
Thermythorpe: smiley my Dad never slapped me...

D 1st guy i ever dated slapped me nd i returned it twiceangry

Lol correct. I woulda done the same thing cheesy
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by rezzy: 3:53pm On Jul 16, 2013
Thermythorpe: smiley my Dad never slapped me...

D 1st guy i ever dated slapped me nd i returned it twiceangry

Good girl but u get mind sha
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by davades(m): 3:53pm On Jul 16, 2013
Boom
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Chris95(m): 3:54pm On Jul 16, 2013
Devastating!

Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by weebay(m): 3:55pm On Jul 16, 2013
My Dad never slapped me..but my mom oh! Oh! Oh! I saw a white light and then went deaf for some seconds..I still tease my mom till now that she would have had an excellent career if she were a soldier.
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Nobody: 3:55pm On Jul 16, 2013
Thermythorpe: smiley my Dad never slapped me...

D 1st guy i ever dated slapped me nd i returned it twiceangry
by the time u go recover from that slap, he don already waka tey tey...
Na policemen sef go raise u up after dem don c u laying for ground like a waste.
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by extraflyfineboy(m): 3:55pm On Jul 16, 2013
Siena: Never got slapped by my dad, or anyone else.



FUNNY, Just like the people here http://umehoma.com
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by rezzy: 3:55pm On Jul 16, 2013
Burntcoal: my dad is a typical ondo man who uses a left hand. Hmmmm wow wud b d one to describe my dad's slap. He used to say ti mo ba di igbaju lu e wa ma ra ile mu. Meaning if i buldose u wit slap u go dey use hand find road cos u no go see road again and blive me i tasted it once and was brought back to default setting. But since den my eardrum got faulty buh aint deaf dou. So weneva my dad wan slap anyone e go say go ask from ruth wetin do her left ear.

So touching, sorry
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by ajasa4link: 3:57pm On Jul 16, 2013
Burntcoal: my dad is a typical ondo man who uses a left hand. Hmmmm wow wud b d one to describe my dad's slap. He used to say ti mo ba di igbaju lu e wa ma ra ile mu. Meaning if i buldose u wit slap u go dey use hand find road cos u no go see road again and blive me i tasted it once and was brought back to default setting. But since den my eardrum got faulty buh aint deaf dou. So weneva my dad wan slap anyone e go say go ask from ruth wetin do her left ear.
hahahaha...Omo,ur dad carry blood for eye gan o....chai, experiencing that kind slap will make u believe Jesus is lord
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Dovahkiin(m): 3:58pm On Jul 16, 2013
Best words can use to describe are "30 minutes later i woke in a daze"

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Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Firstgentleman1(m): 3:58pm On Jul 16, 2013
My papa no fit try am o, u wan make e kill person ne? Person wey b lyk undertaker. The highest na make e giv u punishment make u serve. Shikena.
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by walyx(m): 4:00pm On Jul 16, 2013
his kind slap na o ni duro gba tan
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Gen2jaynee: 4:00pm On Jul 16, 2013
hell on earth................. i neva wish my enemy such
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Nobody: 4:00pm On Jul 16, 2013
Dunexxx:



Hard to slap ur beautiful face my dear. Love ur lips cheesy


Mmm for the record, they taste like sugar tongue cheesy

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Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Nobody: 4:01pm On Jul 16, 2013
My dad has neva touched me before but m my mummy's regular customer probably because me sef alwz act lyk a goat grin grin her slaps shaped my life and got me to where I am 2day. Dear mother
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by MakesenseNoni: 4:02pm On Jul 16, 2013
factory reset!!!!!
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Nobody: 4:02pm On Jul 16, 2013
Slap ke, if the guy vex alone, e be like slap, let alone the actual slap... The guy na mechanic
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by okosisiogboriri(m): 4:03pm On Jul 16, 2013
formatting!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Impera(m): 4:03pm On Jul 16, 2013
My father...NEVER ever slapped me even once!
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by iyatrustee(f): 4:06pm On Jul 16, 2013
ONE SLAP, THREE DEATHS! angry angry angry angry
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by NNMUU(m): 4:07pm On Jul 16, 2013
Deafening
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by darichlife: 4:09pm On Jul 16, 2013
ghost mode, you no see anything grin grin as a mopol officecr grin grin
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by lekkie073(m): 4:10pm On Jul 16, 2013
pishauuunnnnnnnn cool
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by TolaniLuv: 4:10pm On Jul 16, 2013
No clue undecidedMy dad died when I was 2 !
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by krystalHeight(f): 4:11pm On Jul 16, 2013
Star studded

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