This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying
three ducks. One in each hand and one under his
left arm. He places them on the bar. He has a few
drinks and chats with the Bartender. The
Bartender is experienced and has learned not to
ask people about the animals that they bring into
the bar, so he doesn't mention the ducks. They
chat for about 30 minutes before the guy with the
ducks has to go to the restroom. The ducks are
left on the bar.

The bartender is alone with the ducks. There is
an awkward silence. The Bartender decides to try
to make some conversation. "What's your name?"
He says to the first duck. "Huey" said the first
duck. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely
day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all
day". "Oh. That's nice.", says the Bartender.

Then he says to the second duck "Hi. And what's
your name?". "Dewey" came the answer. "So how's
your day been, Dewey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had
a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. If I
had the chance another day I would do the same
again".

So the Bartender turns to the third duck and says
"So, you must be Louie". "No", growls the third
duck, "My name is Puddles. And don't ask about my
fucking day".

nice joke migines,
good to hear from again

10ks man. Cant c clem, ituen or kronk newhere. . .

*whispers into his sweet ears*
am ryte behind u sweetie

*turns round*
der u re sweetie.

yeah *hugs*

i was here

doing wat?

To laugh for free

chei!