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Bible Readers by ituen(m): 9:16pm On Jun 03, 2008
A lady is riding the subway, reading her Bible.

A man sitting next to her, seeming amused, asks her, “You don’t really believe what they say in there, do you?”

“Every word,” she replied.

“OK,” he asks, “how about the Noah story, the flood, the animals - do you believe that?”

“Absolutely,” she said.

“What about God creating the universe in six days?”

“All true, I believe every word.”

“What about Jonah - how could a man live for three days in the belly of a whale?” he asks.

“Yes, I believe that too,” she says.

“Well, how could that be - how did he breathe?”

” I don’t know,” she said. “When I get to Heaven, I’ll ask him.”

“What if he’s not in Heaven
,” the guy asks
Re: Bible Readers by AKO1(m): 9:20pm On Jun 03, 2008
I didnt think that was funny.

Besides Jonah's 'abscence' from heaven is not in the bible so she is not supposed to believe it! wink
Re: Bible Readers by ituen(m): 11:22pm On Jun 03, 2008
. . . . then u girl for answer am na
Re: Bible Readers by krama(m): 6:39am On Jun 04, 2008
Re: Bible Readers by Jeovy(m): 12:16pm On Jun 04, 2008
Unbeliver

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