Vivy Gift: I'm so sorry rock5555 I left wen d story was getting interesting. Went busy nd wen I came back I av already missed a whole lot. I have to try to catch up with ur story nd others as well. I'm still far behind but I have to comment bcus u really showed that I'm appreciated nd missed...

Well done Rock555... U made it

The rock5555: We started walking to go get water, when we came across a big red stream, i continued walking when i saw chokolo stop and entered the water.

'Bros you want make worm enter your leg abi, ok just come show us the water before you bath'.

'you be mumu, no be water be this to fetch' he thundered back.

That was then i realised that the red water was where they got water to bath, cook and even drink. I was speechless but the first thing that came to my mind was 'blood of God'.

We fetch the water or let me call it palm oil and went home, we then put alum in it to settle it a little before using it. 'So naso akwanga dey'? I asked a question i havent found the answer to till date.
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'Sir we are looking for the head master's office' my dad ask a young man who pass us he showed us the direction to the HM office. We we were going we came across the school library, i remembered the library incident in jos with Tayo and i smiled while my small man shook his head

'sir this is my son we came to collect form, admission letter e.t.c'
After everything i got my games wear and uniform and i was officially a pupil of Demonstration nursery and primary school.

Wow new school, new life i breath a sign of relief when my father left me, now i have to look for my class.

The classes were numbered on top of the door post so i did not have much trouble looking for my class, but what i saw as i got there was suprising, i left my mouth open with shock.
***************************** "how was school today"
'fine o, hope say food dey?'
'go kitchen go carry your food'

The thoughts of the day entered my head and i started laughing like i inhaled laughing gas.

'Come beat me na if you know say you get power'i dared my sister with my fist clenched in the trademark RVD style.
'you will cry now if i touch you'my sister warned.

I kept on taunting her until she was provoke and she pounced on me like a lion and we started karating and wrestling joined together.

I was RVD and Jet Li, but she was Undertaker and Jackie Chan, she gave me a blow to my head and i countered with a low punch which she dodged, and then plunged at me like edge and threw me to the ground and started stuffing my mouth with sand.

I could do only one thing that i know was effective i grabbed her budding bosoms and twisted it like a screw, she shrieked and left me but before i could recover from spitting out the sand in my mouth she perform a K.O move on me and performed an undertaker favourite Tomb Stone on me unfortunately my forehead landed on a stone and mount everest grow there.

That was it, i had been knocked out and even if refree had counted 1-100 i would not have gotten up, i just lay there crying like a new born baby.

The whole children in the compound were wacthing me and were saying things like 'see blood, chai his head don break etc' that got me furiousd and i got inside and looked myself in a mirror, the was a white spot on my head but no blood.
"chai my skull don comot" i screamed, if i no cry till mummy come back call me chicken, i threatened my sister.

Then i was a legend in crying(i dont know why Nollywood did not employ me then), i could cry for no reason, i could just sit down and be eating and i would start formulating cry that will make sense, so when i threatened my sister she knew i meant business.

'Oya take small sweet na' she coyed me but i was adamant and change my cry to gear two. I cried from 2pm till 6pm but my mother was not back so i saved the fuel till her return.

When i see her coming i connect my cry battery and slap myself and the small dried tears i could muster started coming out. My mother was angry that we fought and even quarred me for fighting my elder sister which cause my eyes overflow with tears.

My mount everest was now at its peak and i know i was in for more crying when it would be pressed, after much crying and rolling on the ground from the pressing the mountain was removed but it still left me a landmark till this day.

I was then asked to narrate my first day at school and i started.....

The rock5555:

welocme miss, am glad u came back

Isedax:
#LMAO# kai, 9ce one the rock, i dey gbadun ur updates

Isedax:
#LMAO# kai, 9ce one the rock, i dey gbadun ur updates

Double_j.c:
[color=#006600][/color]nice frm frm d rock...i hv been reading ur updates....more power to ur elbow

Knightmelvin: Men u 2 much o

Talk2david1: Hilariously Awesome! More ink to your pen Bro

The rock5555:

Thanks sir, do come season two cus we don go far, am expecting you

Vivy Gift:
Na wa o... E don enter season 2 where dis one no gree me read finish

aytuns: Just finished page 0 to 151 ha!. I almost pause my life for 1 week plus cos of ur story and yet season 2 still dey, chei i don die!! I deserve award, gift, medal anything of sort jare, if u no tell me, i go tell myself. Anyway to Mr Rock, ur story is all encompassing, love, anger, emotion, and i cannot forget the laughter i had reading your story..so tey i dey laugh for midnight self,chei naa u cause am o, cause of ur trouble wey no dey end... So season 2 here i come, and rock, i must catch up with u this time!!...or so i'm thinking...

Omortolah: Haahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaa, c as i just dey laugh. I ve bn a silent readerall dis while 4rm page 0 to 151 but i deem it fit 2 comment because of a gud job done by rock5555. Thumbs up bro

richardenujeke: Guy fast updat de story so dat i go bele full

richardenujeke: Man carry dey go we dey follow u no fall our hand oh

richardenujeke: Omo men u don make me 4get my self i dey follow u like somebody wes no get work

Darus05: [color=#000099][/color] Throck5555 u ar d best,nice story so far...wow! u want to kill me wt laught o. Ur stubborness too much.following u 2 season 2,hope I wont be disppointed?

ultraawesome:
We Hope That The Future Holds Great Things For us. NICE ONE,THEROCK

ezeigbo194:
Ok the rock u na bad guy certified....... I wish say i go fit get liver as u take get sha......... Ur story make sence wella eh funny well Bt i wasn't feelin the "or so i thought" u use it on sm irrelevant places n then u dnt finish with i sm characters u just stop talking about them and then i almost cryed when anita left bros eh pain me no be small Bt apart from that Nigga u killed it Mehn u bad boi......

Olajummylove:
please I have a question, i've always wondered this and now see this same thing in this story, I wanna ask if two children underage or in prepuberty engage in marital affairs as we saw above, what happens? Are there any medical complications or will the preteen guy also ejaculate as do older males? And as for the girl, from the story I know she must have not started seeing r period if not she'd have known the complications of such action. And also this story is way back so those kids must have not known anything like contraceptives (though I know kids of nowadays know a lot). Please Any one who knows about this should oase answer.