Man you are on point. You got me laughing out loud. I tot I was d only 1 in this kind of situation. I just hate going in Public transport especially in Lagos. Having to share seat with Orobo people, dirty and smelling people (no offense bt let us mind the way we appear in public).
Bt always I had to cope wit it as dis na lasgidi, every1 to his/her own and as I neva get my ride. Abi wetin man go do.

@Op correct delivery my brother...LOLz thinz.

Sometimes after careful observation of the bus and boarding. Then someone that bath with their perfume sits next to you all you can smell is the chemical. Or the mallam with his perfume. When you Comot for bus you go dey smell like mallam.

Some fat people are kinda polite. Mostly women, some will say sit down don't worry I will shift for you. While some go just bone face come accuse you of asking for too much space. Sometimes I go provoke "madam as I thin reach, space no even dey for my left yansh"..

You don enter bus wey all the seat dey the roof. As passengers dey enter na so them dey arrange seat. Naija the Great... All is well...

beckytunde: omg try sitting in abus filled wt pomo sellers, all dressed in pomo raiments, after sales, goin back to ago iwoye from ketu garage. omg

pomo raiments!!!!

Dere was a tym I boarded a bus going 2 abule egba from oshodi*a fat woman entered d remainin seat meant 4 4 pple*mind u d woman is abt 2and half person....I ran down followed by a yung man*d conductor asked us 2 go into d bus*i told him I av changed my location*leta wen I asked d yung man why he ran out he said"he is d only son of his parents*

hbpeze: Dere was a tym I boarded a bus going 2 abule egba from oshodi*a fat woman entered d remainin seat meant 4 4 pple*mind u d woman is abt 2and half person....I ran down followed by a yung man*d conductor asked us 2 go into d bus*i told him I av changed my location*leta wen I asked d yung man why he ran out he said"he is d only son of his parents*

LMAO...!!!!!! Na who wan die...! But sometimes our actions might make these fat people depressed.

hbpeze: Dere was a tym I boarded a bus going 2 abule egba from oshodi*a fat woman entered d remainin seat meant 4 4 pple*mind u d woman is abt 2and half person....I ran down followed by a yung man*d conductor asked us 2 go into d bus*i told him I av changed my location*leta wen I asked d yung man why he ran out he said"he is d only son of his parents*

moscobabs:
Seun pls we need Lunatic section on Nairaland so all these End Time guys,space booked guys,empty comment guys and those 1st to comment guys will continue their madness there.so we can enjoy our discussions

LoL

pele hope u no dey tey 4 bus-stop

Nairaland... LoL...am laffn

Lolll. This write up sent me reeling with laughter. For me the most scary thing about lagos danfo drivers is their love for drivin on uneven grounds with the bus tilted @ a dangerous angle .Lagos bus driver are really loony.

How come nobody has mentioned ' one chance ' bus

So true and laughed sooooo much! I wish we had more BRTs so that people depend less on those contraptions called danfos.

lmao,i havn't laughed this hard for a while now,this thread is so funny

hbpeze: Dere was a tym I boarded a bus going 2 abule egba from oshodi*a fat woman entered d remainin seat meant 4 4 pple*mind u d woman is abt 2and half person....I ran down followed by a yung man*d conductor asked us 2 go into d bus*i told him I av changed my location*leta wen I asked d yung man why he ran out he said"he is d only son of his parents*

LMAO!!!!

Mynd_44:
And to make matters worse, you get stuck in traffic

abeg, make una no kill me wit laff... D post alone dey break my belle, talk less of all dis hilarious comments

I don't think all these consideration are necessary when we have about 1000 people rushing 14 passenger bus with 3 vacant seats early in the morning to work. Maybe the poster have no where he is going

True talk

Hadeehart101: Sounds funny but true. Especially lagos buses. Even Brt's are almost turned to molue. I remember when i board ed a bus and i was the only female in the bus, i was like WTF??! If not that i had an appointement in the hospital and buses plying the road to the hospital was scarce, i would have gotten down but i had no choice. Had to go on the bumpy ride like that.

A friend and I wanted to board a bus one day,I was in front of her.The moment I entered and I noticed that all the passengers are men,I step down from the bus immediately.My friend was surprised and ask me why I came down from the bus and I told her (it scares me to enter bus with only men).

As per the mechanic issue,I have had cause to wonder why they don't try and change their dressing when they want to go out in public bus.One mechanic that sat beside me sometimes ago made me uncomfortable throughout the journey.I was shifting from him every minute not wanting his dirty cloth to touch mine.

You should also consider the color of the bus. For me, if it is not yellow n black; i no dey enter.

I appreciate the points made.
But what I appreciate d most~ is the structure of the entire write up~

1derful Job!

This thread dosnt make any sence. For me this is discrimination.Uk only make sence in ur number 4,ie drinking and driving. If u are too clean,rich go get ur private Car jare.

This thread dosnt make any sence. For me this is discrimination.U only make sence in ur number 4,ie drinking and driving. If u are too clean,rich go get ur private Car jare.

Godsun2013: LIKE IF YOU THINK IT'S
END TIME TINZ

Nt even a single lik afta so many hrs, look 4 smtin else to say or jst shhhh, ev1 is tired of comments lk dis!

skies.oduah:
Oh Mr. Jessica how about buying yourself a Bugatti and stop being a big cry baby? Just saying

You just can tell folks how to live there life not go on with their daily routines

Madam Oduah, it would do you well to note that the thread title is "Things I Consider..." not "Things Everyone Should Consider...."

U better go n buy a car. All this ur conditions will not ne applicable when u av something at stake.

OP let me add:

***>The general apprenance of the bus conductor (if looks rough,"High On Gbana/Ganja/Paaraga I quickly conclude that he will be quarrelsome; I just step aside and wait.

Ishilove: Senb, e be like sey emergency never hold you. When it does, nobody will tell you to fly into the first rickety contraption that comes trundling your direction, even if it looks like something that has been on the road since after the civil war.

Lagos buses na die. I have had some pretty good dresses ruined by those meat hangers called buses. Being a plus sized lady myself, when boarding a bus, I quickly look out for the seat with the tiniest set of individuals and head there. If there are none and I am not in a hurry, I wait for another bus. However, if I am in a hurry, I simply lock up, bone face, join my fellow well fed co-passengers on the seat and damn the consequences

Chaiiiii na so you wicked reach So when you damn the consequences the victims will now bear the consequences This is END TIME TINZ

I was once in a danfo with only a space left for a passenger. Behold, an exceptionally gifted woman was coming to take the slot, the conductor shouted at the woman, "madam, enter the next empty bus, na only one space remain for here".... Everybody couldn't hold the laughter that followed. He embarrassed the poor woman...

brightnelly:

Chaiiiii na so you wicked reach So when you damn the consequences the victims will now bear the consequences This is END TIME TINZ

Which victims? Ehn, all of us will manage the seat like that na.

Some will shift forward, some will adjust nyash by lifting it slightly while others will raise one hand and rest it on the on the seat behind the fellow beside them. In extreme cases, one butt cheek will be on the seat while the other butt cheek will rest on the thigh of the person beside you.

dayoade2007: It happens once in a while to me wen I've to sit in between 2 "generously sized" women I had to sit with half of my bottom on d sit for a journey of about 1.5hours....... on alighting d bus I developed 'paja paja' on my bottom.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

beckytunde: omg try sitting in abus filled wt pomo sellers, all dressed in pomo raiments, after sales, goin back to ago iwoye from ketu garage. omg

Omg! On my way to Toll gate from Winners, I sat with one some months back. I was at the last seat and her bag of dry fish and pomo kept on rolling and bumping me on the head