Ishilove:
Which victims? Ehn, all of us will manage the seat like that na.

Some will shift forward, some will adjust nyash by lifting it slightly while others will raise one hand and rest it on the on the seat behind the fellow beside them. In extreme cases, one butt cheek will be on the seat while the other butt cheek will rest on the thigh of the person beside you.

Manage ke? Na lie oooooo!!! If I happen to be one of the victims I swear!!! I either sit on your laps or get a refund.

Oh boy 9ja people stubborn oooo, when i been talk Hend tyme thingzzz, mukina go use me as scape goat and ban me for 5 days, boys still no wan gree

mosho2good: End Time TinZ..........

brightnelly:

Manage ke? Na lie oooooo!!! If I happen to be one of the victims I swear!!! I either sit on your laps or get a refund.

You want to sit on the laps of a female? Lol

Ishilove:
You want to sit on the laps of a female? Lol

Eh heh? Why should she sit on his, otherwise? What is good for the gander is good for the goose.

senbonzakura_kageyoshi:

Lolz!!! like seriously?!!!!

LOL

If I wanted to lose weight, I would hit the gym, not have it pressed out of me[b]If I wanted to lose weight, I would hit the gym, not have it pressed out of me[/b]If I wanted to lose weight, I would hit the gym, not have it pressed out of me.

ROFLMAO

Ishilove:
You want to sit on the laps of a female? Lol

Ehen naa what is wrong with it? Abi Make I die where I dey shame But come to think about it! Omo e go make sense die ooooo!!! e go be me like say make we no reach the journey again

brightnelly:

Ehen naa what is wrong with it? Abi Make I die where I dey shame But come to think about it! Omo e go make sense die ooooo!!! e go be me like say make we no reach the journey again

Remind me to avoid guys like you in the bus . Infact, e no go good for woman to enter standing and stand behind you

Ishilove:
Remind me to avoid guys like you in the bus . Infact, e no go good for woman to enter standing and stand behind you

You mean he's related to Tu Face?

Ishilove:
Remind me to avoid guys like you in the bus . Infact, e no go good for woman to enter standing and stand behind you

You will even enjoy every bit of my staying beside you till the end of the journey

brightnelly:

You will even enjoy every bit of my staying beside you till the end of the journey

Yeah, right. Na mouth peeps like you get. You just like the feel of a woman squashed beside you in a tight bus

slap1: You mean he's related to Tu Face?

I suspect so

I used to suffer while i was in junior secondary school.Because of my small stature i will just be sitting in a bus and one fat lady will sit beside me and spread her arm across the seat exposing the black wet bush underneath her armpit and boomin biotic odor

Nmeri17: one fat lady will sit beside me and spread her arm across the seat exposing the black wet bush underneath her armpit and boomin biotic odor

Urrrrgh! *Pukes recklessly*

^^^^LMAO...! You not only puke...but you do it recklessly.... LOLz

in addition to what the OP stated, when i used to board buses, i used to do a quick scan to see if there are any neighbours or fellow church members on board, especially when i am broke

brush_strokes:

haba! is it the woman's fault?

lukaino: in addition to what the OP stated, when i used to board buses, i used to do a quick scan to see if there are any neighbours or fellow church members on board, especially when i am broke

!!!!

Ishilove:
Yeah, right. Na mouth peeps like you get. You just like the feel of a woman squashed beside you in a tight bus

who wouldn't?