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| Phonetics Trouble by oranges(m): 1:19pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
PHONETICS TROUBLE A NORMAL PERSON: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones. Chris Okotie : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star Chris Okotie : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold. Chris Okotie : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers Chris Okotie : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales Chris Okotie : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck Chris Okotie : Neophyte's serendipity. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss Chris Okotie : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together Chris Okotie : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep Chris Okotie : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness Chris Okotie : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying ove |
| Re: Phonetics Trouble by Jeovy(m): 1:24pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
And yet,u never repent |
| Re: Phonetics Trouble by mohawkchic(f): 4:10am On Jun 27, 2008 |
~Hmm Some phonetics  |
| Re: Phonetics Trouble by ituen(m): 5:40am On Jun 27, 2008 |
old post |
| Re: Phonetics Trouble by clemcykul(f): 10:29am On Jun 27, 2008 |
who resurrect dis thing? |
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