The Indians (Hindus) and Japanese fold hands and bow (repectively), to each other.

They dont shake hands since they forefathers considered it unclean.

wrench:
of cause he can. The "Tuale" sign is an alternative. Cos i rarely shake hands. My grandma brought me up that way.

the tuale sign looks more like a tout .... I think a knuckle is the best for guys....

Try azz shakes it's vigorating

whether u shake hands or not there re stil germs on ur hand from holding money to touching the door knob, remote, nd even urslf .
So why fear?

Always put ur hands inside ur pocket when handshaker is moving closer, it helps. Unless the person is a stubborn handshaker. This country self, some old people will want to force u to shake them, stretching out their hands and compelling u to shake them, since I heard they use that to tamper with someone's glory, I have been rejecting them stubbornly too. Some people lack courtesy, forcing someone to shake u is outright rudeness

wrench:
dude don't make me type much. I just told u what I'll do. And even that's what i do even if I'm meeting u for the first time. People say I'm really weird, and yea i am.

dude u are unwise exactly wat people must have been telling u. so if u go for an interview and the the interviewer stretcthes his hand to shake u, u wil say no or run away. if u are meeting your gf's dad for the first time and he tries to shake u, u wil say no abi? u are wack and u are fake.

A hug! I hug.

Tell dem dat boko haram now uses handshake as a new and silent method of killing and destruction. Tell dem a never-existed story of how about 32 people died misteriously in Bornu after having handshakes with unknown men (suspected to be members of Islamist Sects)... LOL! Wit dis... Trust 9ja na, everybody will run 4 their lives. Hahaha!

komek:

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You are?

Slapping,

alala dakosta: first attack!

same to ladies

Vivly: Some guys'll just stop by the roadside, open thier fly, urinate, zip up and then want to shake you. Wetin!

same with ladies. They want to shake u with the hands they have put inside toto.

Just wink your eyes..

coupling

jeffizy:
Then you can't be in a board meeting.
'Tuale' or whatever you call it is more of a defeatist mentality. A sign that the other person is SUPERIOR.
Then, pls don't forget to do 'tuale' when you meet your in-laws too.
B-Y-E

This's Me, We're Different.

Lol so many funny comments..as 4 me I carry a sanitizer and baby wipe all the time and like someone said u will be called a freak but I don't care cuz 'm easily irritated so I do anytin for my comfort.
I'm one of those who support d cashless policy after I saw a mad woman cleaning her butt with d naira ! O boy tru out my 1week stay in Lagos I refused to touch any money that wasn't in my wallet or from the ATM!

Imagine shaking som1 like this

So wat if GEJ strecthes his hands to yu for a shake...you go give am chop nockkle?

peppy luv: Lol so many funny comments..as 4 me I carry a sanitizer and baby wipe all the time and like someone said u will be called a freak but I don't care cuz 'm easily irritated so I do anytin for my comfort.
I'm one of those who support d cashless policy after I saw a mad woman cleaning her butt with d naira ! O boy tru out my 1week stay in Lagos I refused to touch any money that wasn't in my wallet or from the ATM!

Imagine shaking som1 like this

peppy luv: Lol so many funny comments..as 4 me I carry a sanitizer and baby wipe all the time and like someone said u will be called a freak but I don't care cuz 'm easily irritated so I do anytin for my comfort.
I'm one of those who support d cashless policy after I saw a mad woman cleaning her butt with d naira ! O boy tru out my 1week stay in Lagos I refused to touch any money that wasn't in my wallet or from the ATM!

Imagine shaking som1 like this

peppy luv: Lol so many funny comments..as 4 me I carry a sanitizer and baby wipe all the time and like someone said u will be called a freak but I don't care cuz 'm easily irritated so I do anytin for my comfort.
I'm one of those who support d cashless policy after I saw a mad woman cleaning her butt with d naira ! O boy tru out my 1week stay in Lagos I refused to touch any money that wasn't in my wallet or from the ATM!

Imagine shaking som1 like this

....are yu telling us thatthe money in the Atm are germs free??

sugaarbear: ....are yu telling us thatthe money in the Atm are germs free??

you know they dry clean them before they they give us to take, they care.

you can move around with hand sanitizers in compressed containers and spray your hands when you shake someone.

it smells good and is also antiseptic

do it like this @OP

Do u knw what dogs do wen dey wanna greet?..dey sniff each others ASS..u gaiz can try dat for a change.

@op

Chop knuckle

Lol.... you too rub dettol before and after handshakes ....:-P :-D

my people pls me too i wanted to post on nairaland page but i dont know how to go about it,pls help me out

wrench:
don't u think it's disrespectful to shake an elderly person? What i do is give them my back to pat. I politely tell them "Ah Sir na ur pikin i be oo" and then bend for them to pat my back.

From across a desk while the person is seated? I don't think so.

remmyton: I hav dis habit of washin my hands b4 I eat and to wipe my fone clean wit my handkerchief afta washin my hand

I notice smppl wu clean their hands on dia clothes afta washin it, its stil wrong bc ur clothes r not Clean, it has come in contact wit dusts, so I wil advice d op to wash ur hand afta a handshake n always b4 u put anytin in ur mouth, there r satchet water retailers arnd wia u can buy n wash ur hand wit afta a handshake

water bills are just about to skyrocket.

Hugs or u blow the person a kiss.