You'll become Mr. Monk.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monk_(TV_series)

deols: You can shake all hands no biggie..

Just make sure you don't pick your own nose nor put your hands in your mouth or into any other of your body orifices until you have had them washed. That way you won't be transferring germs from any one you shake into yourself.

It means that, when outside, you do not eat with your hands. You use a fork or spoon.

when you get back, the first thing is to use an antiseptic or a normal soap to wash your hands.

You can also have an antiseptic gel in your bag. It kills 99.9% of germs and it does not even require the use of water..You can use it on your hands after every handshake..you may start to look like a freak though.

Mehn the alternative to hand shaking is nockle, chop nockle bro. but let me tell u, that which you saw that guy doing and which is irritating to u may happen to someday so do not say so cos we are all humans, thanks.

Whoever came up with the idea of handshake had no thought for hygiene.

As technology advances and people become more knowledgeable, the future of handshake as a form of greeting is bleak. Future generations may have it scrapped.

For now, one of the alternatives to handshake is not to shake hands. Put your hands in your pocket. If that fails, wash your hands afterwards or be careful not to touch your face or edibles with the hand.

Vivly: Some guys'll just stop by the roadside, open thier fly, urinate, zip up and then want to shake you. Wetin!

What is "Fly"?

Awesomeee

obadiah777: i suggest you invest in micheal jackson gloves and wear it 24 7

U can use "Mr Bones" style