[quote author=ATM-CARD][/quote] have woken...and u can write

Jade William: I think there shld b a thread titled "WHO DO U HAVE A CRUSH ON, ON NAIRALAND" cos I c a lot of secret admirers, paintin a mental picture of how they wish d persn they're crushin on shld b.I too hav a crush on som ppl based on how they reply threads&how they respond 2attacks

u cn start.. Av gat ur back

Still waiting for som1 2 create a mental pinshure of me

I should start making friends on NL. *un-follow thread*

onila:

I am brown skinned

never been to the club in the last 5 years

I don't crave for attention, I am actually a loner in real life and quite reserved

but am beautiful, tall, shy and a VIRGIN

FIXED

asewokobokobo:
ishilove easily irritated by trivial matters but quickly brushes it off and moves along to something else, nice figure, good cook

Vickii Ro: Still waiting for som1 2 create a mental pinshure of me

Elegant, preety, cant be easily flattered, self conscious, tall, fair, nosy, food lover

Ishilove


Average height (almost short)
dark skin
Wears her natural hair most times (or braids)
Fat (95kg)
Big yansh
meduim hips
small b|reasts
No glasses

Very shy...

Caracta: Sagamite: Tall, dark, smokes weed, drinks like a fish, serial flirt, afraid of the dark, caring and bad cook.

Coogar: Short, dark, smokes weed, clubs frequently, lazy, bad cook, intelligent, married with 3 kids.

Caring?

Girl, do you think I am human?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5vulA50tyI

jay bee: Sagamite: unilag reject, birkbeck dropout, Nigeria deportee, allergic to fuktards, God’s gift to women, highly intelligent, underground queer

Yeah, I am a Soho dancer.

Unilag reject?

After seeing Unilag prove homosexuality is wrong using magnets, I would rather go to LASU.

Mazi_Omenuko: Pagan9ja: average height, dark with stained teeth from eating too much kola-nut. Keeps afro with dirty looking beards. Ties green leaves around his neck and wears chalk on his eyebrows like a native-doctor.

Onila: (I don't know why I see a girl wearing g-strings and sexy bra whenever I see her posts. Maybe its me and my twisted mind shaa)

Maclatunji: bald all thru with heavy mustache and a very dark spot on his fore-head; evidence of continuous prayers to his almighty. Has 4 wives already.

Foxy_series: Had a very weird imagination about this character until I saw his pix which was an exact opposite of what I had imagined.

Obinoscopy: wears a rose flower on his neatly combed hair. Wears another rose flower on his chest-pocket. Holds yet another rose flower on his hands in case he meets a lady he likes on the road.

Funny enough, there are Nl characters I don't imagine a face when I see them. I just have a mental picture of something else:

Xynerise: I just imagine an antelope when I see this character.

Ogbeche77: I imagine a big red manchester united banner when I see this moniker.

Ishilove: I imagine a very big oxford advanced dictionary when I see her posts.

Enohbong: I always think about my condoms when I see her moniker. Dunno why!

190: just a plain old 190 Mercedes benz with faded color, bad fender and bumper being tied with ropes.

Fhemmy and siena: just think about them as cars.

Lwkm!! Classic!

Teespice: Sagamite aka sagastica

Average height, dark, very handsome, sticks to his guns, intelligent, can hold a conversation for hours, in reality I know he can be reserved and not be the bull we see here, forget what he says about Nigerian girls, I am very sure his twisted opinions about them will change the moment he sets eyes on that one who will prove him wrong.

Quote me if I am wrong.

Shyt!

This girl surely knows who I am in real life.

The only part missing is I can make a girl crack a rib and need rib replacement with my sense of humour if they spend a day with me.

Okija_juju: Ishilove


Average height (almost short)
dark skin
Wears her natural hair most times (or braids)
Fat (95kg)
Big yansh
meduim hips
small b|reasts
No glasses

Very shy...

Chei!!! I give 5% score for this analysis

Maclatunji

Dark skinned
Tall
Skinny
Full face beard
Carries a bead around all the time.
Wears a full face turbine.
Owns an AK-47 and miltary spec bullet proof vests.
Owns a bow and arow with daggars as Well
Has a dark spot on his forehead
Loves Honda cars
Has a wardrobe full of Kaftans.
Shy
Quick tempered

Has a picture of bin laden on his wall.
Uses a picture he took with Abu Qaqa as his screen saver.


Shouts Allah Akbar before and after every post.

Okija_juju: Maclatunji

Dark skinned
Tall
Skinny
Full face beard
Carries a bead around all the time.
Wears a full face turbine.
Owns an AK-47 and miltary spec bullet proof vests.
Owns a bow and arow with daggars as Well
Has a dark spot on his forehead
Loves Honda cars
Has a wardrobe full of Kaftans.
Shy
Quick tempered

Has a picture of bin laden on his wall.
Uses a picture he took with Abu Qaqa as his screen saver.


Shouts Allah Akbar before and after every post.

lmao

Okija_juju: Maclatunji

Dark skinned
Tall
Skinny
Full face beard
Carries a bead around all the time.
Wears a full face turbine.
Owns an AK-47 and miltary spec bullet proof vests.
Owns a bow and arow with daggars as Well
Has a dark spot on his forehead
Loves Honda cars
Has a wardrobe full of Kaftans.
Shy
Quick tempered

Has a picture of bin laden on his wall.
Uses a picture he took with Abu Qaqa as his screen saver.


Shouts Allah Akbar before and after every post.

^^

This!!!

!

Best thread eva.Got me laughing so hard.So many intelligent ppl on dis NL.I'm so enjoying this trend.I gues som of u dat described ppl so well, shld b recruited 2join d force;NIA or SSS so dat u can do behavioural evaluation for candidates on d recruitment list.

one tin dat wil feature prominently in my mental picture of all nairalanders is d fact dat everyone here is crazy in deir own ways.....hehehehe

Jarus:tall,black,handsome,religious,a little bit talkative,intelligent,married and nice. Mac:average height,light-complexion,religious,almost always busy,single,intelligent,vibrant and always ready to help. Kokozain:married,religious,outspoken,average height and argue alot!

Jade William: Best thread eva.Got me laughing so hard.So many intelligent ppl on dis NL.I'm so enjoying this trend.I gues som of u dat described ppl so well, shld b recruited 2join d force;NIA or SSS so dat u can do behavioural evaluation for candidates on d recruitment list.

I'm enjoying it too .

This is a thread I've seen on NL devoid of ethnic/ tribal comments.

Good work @ OP

In other words, I'm not popular enough to warrant a mental depiction.

Those of you that have constantly seen my posts and refuse to give me a Nairaland Review

I will personally orchestrate PHCN electricity seizures in your various neighbourhood/Ghettoes.

Make I see whether una phones/laptops go dey charged

Sagamite



Tall
Dark
moustache
Well groomed
Average body build with a slight tummy
Highly opinionated about every and anything
Shy
Easily irritated by people who hold contrary opinions to his.
Does not speak much, but when he does, its a lecture.
Always tries to be proper (whenever he can)
Feels like the 2nd son of God (nwanne Jesus) the next best thing after Einstein
Quite intelligent
Enjoys a debate (hates it when he loses)

Does not curse at people to their faces..

BarryX: In other words, I'm not popular enough to warrant a mental depiction.

Those of you that have constantly seen my post and refuse to give me a Nairaland Review

I will personally orchestrate PHCN electricity seizures in your various neighbourhood/Ghettoes.

Make I see whether una phones/laptops to dey charged

^^^^^

Works for PHCN
Very skinny (a product of constant ascending and descending from Ladders)
Always has pliers and cutters in his back pocket.
No beards as he is a civil servant.
Presently unemployed due to the laying off of PHCN staff.

Okija_juju:


^^^^^

Works for PHCN
Very skinny (a product of constant ascending and descending from Ladders)
Always has pliers and cutters in his back pocket.
No beards as he is a civil servant.
Presently unemployed due to the laying off of PHCN staff.

Laugh don scatter my belle!

BarryX: In other words, I'm not popular enough to warrant a mental depiction.

Those of you that have constantly seen my posts and refuse to give me a Nairaland Review

I will personally orchestrate PHCN electricity seizures in your various neighbourhood/Ghettoes.

Make I see whether una phones/laptops go dey charged

lol...calm down

^lmaoooooooo

Okija_juju:


^^^^^

Works for PHCN
Very skinny (a product of constant ascending and descending from Ladders)
Always has pliers and cutters in his back pocket.
No beards as he is a civil servant.
Presently unemployed due to the laying off of PHCN staff.

lwkmd!

Okija_juju: Maclatunji

Dark skinned
Tall
Skinny
Full face beard
Carries a bead around all the time.
Wears a full face turbine.
Owns an AK-47 and miltary spec bullet proof vests.
Owns a bow and arow with daggars as Well
Has a dark spot on his forehead
Loves Honda cars
Has a wardrobe full of Kaftans.
Shy
Quick tempered

Has a picture of bin laden on his wall.
Uses a picture he took with Abu Qaqa as his screen saver.


Shouts Allah Akbar before and after every post.

Anyone who wants a "banned until 20XX" should copy and paste in the Islam section.

Okija_juju:


^^^^^

Works for PHCN
Very skinny (a product of constant ascending and descending from Ladders)
Always has pliers and cutters in his back pocket.
No beards as he is a civil servant.
Presently unemployed due to the laying off of PHCN staff.

You were almost hitting the bullseye before the review dart lost its inertia.

You're wrong 99.9% but 0.1% right
Which is quite insignificant if you ask me !!

Okija_juju: Maclatunji

Dark skinned
Tall
Skinny
Full face beard
Carries a bead around all the time.
Wears a full face turbine.
Owns an AK-47 and miltary spec bullet proof vests.
Owns a bow and arow with daggars as Well
Has a dark spot on his forehead
Loves Honda cars
Has a wardrobe full of Kaftans.
Shy
Quick tempered

Has a picture of bin laden on his wall.
Uses a picture he took with Abu Qaqa as his screen saver.


Shouts Allah Akbar before and after every post.

haba bros,nawa 4 u o,u dey d same group?abi hw u take know all these!

BarryX: In other words, I'm not popular enough to warrant a mental depiction.

Those of you that have constantly seen my posts and refuse to give me a Nairaland Review

I will personally orchestrate PHCN electricity seizures in your various neighbourhood/Ghettoes.

Make I see whether una phones/laptops go dey charged

Barry X: insecure, always wanting to please everyone, has a weird sense of humour, short, shy, kind, not a social person, has few friends

BarryX: You were almost hitting the bullseye before the review dart lost its inertia.

You're wrong 99.9% but 0.1% right
Which is quite insignificant if you ask me !!

no b u de find review? hahahahahaha. ........omo wa se ori se.......

Okija_juju: Maclatunji

Dark skinned
Tall
Skinny
Full face beard
Carries a bead around all the time.
Wears a full face turbine.
Owns an AK-47 and miltary spec bullet proof vests.
Owns a bow and arow with daggars as Well
Has a dark spot on his forehead
Loves Honda cars
Has a wardrobe full of Kaftans.
Shy
Quick tempered

Has a picture of bin laden on his wall.
Uses a picture he took with Abu Qaqa as his screen saver.


Shouts Allah Akbar before and after every post.

Lmao! Lwkmd!!!