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Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Flakkydagirl: 8:03pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
O ti sele o, someone is knocking, Broda kingzpen ti gbe de o. This episode is quiet funny |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Ziziola: 8:05pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Hm! Which kain tin be dis na? Match just dey start refree blow whistle |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Nobody: 8:10pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Old soldier don come ti e ba o ![]() |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Eve4eva(f): 8:18pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Ziziola: Hm! Which kain tin be dis na? Match just dey start refree blow whistlebadoski.....lmao |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by DEllaluv(f): 8:37pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Na old soldier save u so,u 4 giv am belle |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by dhayor58(m): 9:10pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Y dz ppu dey deprive banji of his right nah |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by derbybliz(m): 9:50pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
I pray no be Old Soldier cuz na Die be dat 4 Broda Banji |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Nobody: 10:04pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
trouble just dey follow you |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Hexzagon: 10:19pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
derbybliz: I pray no be Old Soldier cuz na Die be dat 4 Broda Banjii swear my guy chop liver die |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by subbykonami(m): 11:51pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Banji don enter KASALA ooooooo.... Pray say no b old solja ooooo...... If na old solja... Ur machine gun no go fit fire again ooo |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by treasuregr8(f): 12:41am On Dec 09, 2013 |
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Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by write2obi(m): 7:45am On Dec 09, 2013 |
Rip banji, finally banji can now join his father :- |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by derbybliz(m): 8:38am On Dec 09, 2013 |
Hexzagon:May be the guy no know dat itz a deadly tin 2 fall into d hands of a soldier and an angry one sef |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by choppar(m): 8:50am On Dec 09, 2013 |
Kingzpen, hav being following u from day 1. More ink to ur pen. Bt come o, why is banji always gettin into trouble? Abi dem swear 4 am. |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Rikidony(m): 10:33am On Dec 09, 2013 |
Wow finally reach the last page...... Nice story bro...... R.I.P In advance to Banji |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by eyezik3(m): 11:42am On Dec 09, 2013 |
Omoh see gobe **singing in davido's voice** Banji i don tell yhu d full meanin of ur name before.. I Echo a big praise to all kingzpen fanz Love Y'all.. |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by walewunmi(m): 12:43pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
Rest in peace banji lol...bt wait sef all of us dey type *RIP* 4banji if Im die d story go die naw ehn abi wetin una tink...make e no die abi!!!tot as much |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by hikmoj(m): 3:24pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
Abeg make una help me flash dis boy make im come update now... |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by zainharb: 3:28pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
Kingzpen, d fud neva done ni? Me don dy hungry lyk madt o |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 6:40pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
EPISODE 52 Oh my God! My death is at the door, I said to myself. I hopped away from the bed like a frog and fearfully went in search of my pant. I cared less about who was at the door because all I could think of was to disappear from Sheri’s room. Sheri and I were confused of what to do next, jostling against each other at intervals. My tongue immediately switched back to its origin. “Please, where can I hide?” I muttered,vibrating like a drenched dog. Sheri didn’t pay attention to me because she was busy dressing up to save her dear life. I went around looking for my pant but couldn’t locate it. “Sheri, please where is my pant?” I yelled. She paused and looked at me with a blazing eyes. “You don dey mad abi? You dey ask me for your pant, na him I wear for head.” She said and hissed. I have no choice than to bear the cross by myself. I saw my trouser few seconds later and wore it quickly without my pant. Who cares? Atleast my trouser wasn’t transparent so who could notice I wasn’t wearing a pant. “Sheri! Are you deaf? Open this door now!” “Malc,I dey come.” Sheri said, with a frown on her face. It was Sheri’s mother,but that didn’t change the fact that I was in trouble because Sheri’s room had no hiding place. Behind the door? Wrong place to hide, so cliche, the first place to be suspected and I couldn’t afford to be caught so easily. Sheri cared less about me, went towards the door to open it. I was tensed, so I looked around for where to hide but still had no place to dodge. This is a rat hole, I said to myself. Sheri withdrew to me, pointed at the window and asked if I could escape through it. That was a billion dollar idea, I hastily moved to the window and climbed it. “Hey!” Sheri called. I looked behind, still on the window, then she threw my pant to me,which I angrily threw back at her. Thud! I jumped down and landed at their backyard, where clothes were spread to dry. “Hey! Who are you?” A voice roared at me. I paused and couldn’t look back, I calculated on what next to do, run away or stay and be interrogated. I chose the former. I took off speedily as the unknown man chased after me. I peeped behind and saw the reason to increase my speed, Old Soldier. I ran as fast as a whipped horse, outrunning Old Soldier to my house. I got to my house, picked my bag and ran out as fast as possible. Thank goodness, I finally got off my street, I was quite relieved but it didn’t last when I remembered I hadn’t accomplished my aim of returning home. I can’t go back to Old Soldier to ask him about my mum’s whereabout and I can’t visit the whole hospital in the neighbourhood, I thought. I took a glimpse at my wrist watch, 5:50 P.M. it read. “Mummy, I love you so much but I was stupid to make my visit futile. I pray you get well soon. Please don’t leave me alone in this world. You’re all I got. I promise to make you proud henceforth and I will sure come back to see you.” I said,gazing at the dark cloud,with tears trickling down my cheeks. I hurried to the busstop to board a motorcycle to the garage. “Bike! Hey Okada!” I shouted, waving at various motorcycles zooming by. “Okada!” I at last got one, boarded it and zoomed off to the garage. I alighted, dipped my hands into my side pockets to meet them empty. I almost fainted on the spot. The motorcyclist looked at me and smiled. “Bros, hope you ain’t acting drama because I go collect my money complete.” The motorcyclist said, jacked his bike up by its stand and folded his arms. “Abeg, I dey come. I go give you in Jesus name.” I nervously said as I scratched my pocket as if money were bread-crumbs. Luckily for me, I found some money at the hind pocket of my trouser. I sighed in relief, gave it to the motorcyclist and he zoomed away. How would I get to school was the question I wondered about. I had no money with me, save two hundred and fifty naira. There’s nothing God cannot do, I said to myself as I walked inside the garage. The time was 6:19 P.M. not surprised everywhere was already dark. The bus I would board had just a passenger left to be filled, which was an opportunity for me, but where was the money? My brain, like a computer figured out a strategy. I stayed almost fifteen steps away from the bus, scanning around for the last passenger to arrive. Few minutes later,the beautiful lady arrived,entered the bus and sat. I counted for some seconds and ran to the bus like I was ignorant about it all. “Hope the bus is not filled?” I asked, panting and stretching my neck into the bus. “O boy, the bus don full.” The driver said. “Come tomorrow because na the last bus for today be this.” “Yeh! Please I beg you with God, I have to deliver a message this night.” I pityfully said. “Wetin we go do now?” He asked concerned. “Make we dey go na! Shey una no know sey night don reach ni?” A passenger angrily yelled from the bus. The driver left me standing and went to his seat while I quickly slided the door of the bus open, entered and sat on the engine and closed the door. “Aunty, please don’t be annoyed let me manage here.” I said to the lady I inconvenienced. She nodded and gave me a wink. TO BE CONTINUED... 1 Like |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by zainharb: 7:06pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
Dis kind wink. Hope all is well wit d wink o |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 7:09pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
All is well... I purposely didn't put suspense so u can rest ur mind... looool... zainharb: Dis kind wink. Hope all is well wit d wink o |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by eyezik3(m): 7:42pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
O'boy i been dey camp ooo, i dey pray over Banji's matter cuz d guy need prayer very well ooo! Nice writeup kingzpen. |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 7:54pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
Loooool... Please do pray for him... Thankz Eyezik... eyezik3: O'boy i been dey camp ooo, i dey pray over Banji's matter cuz d guy need prayer very well ooo! Nice writeup kingzpen. |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Bleszin(f): 8:47pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
Witches nd wizard dey use banji head as table dey chop obe ila |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by adusco(m): 6:30am On Dec 10, 2013 |
Father God in heaven ,i pray against all d spirit dt is playing card with Banji's life 1 Like |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Bulcqlay(m): 10:28am On Dec 10, 2013 |
Banji really nid to visit T.B JOSHUA, 4 DELIVERANCE |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Flakkydagirl: 10:58am On Dec 10, 2013 |
Nice one there,welldone. Next please |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Niyonice(m): 2:12am On Dec 11, 2013 |
Am i still to be waiting,am lossin it aedi! Update asap. |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by funlover1(m): 7:34am On Dec 11, 2013 |
Oga kingzpen we go dey beg u to update again..u beta update or this thread will be forgotten |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by walewunmi(m): 9:28am On Dec 11, 2013 |
Walai spirit of oz dey follow banji frm him ause loool aba only u in one day surely d devil must b dancing skelewu ontop his head lol ![]() |
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Spongia1(m): 10:29am On Dec 11, 2013 |
Kingzpen,u too much jare. Dis is. D best suspense filled thread on nairaland that v read. I dey fear to dey read ur updates sumtymz |
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