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The Story Of Five Friends by software(m): 10:29pm On Jul 16, 2008 |
This is crime story. Five friends lived in one room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY. One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police. MAD : "Is it police station" Police: "Yes, what is the matter??" MAD : "SOMEBODY killed NOBODY." Police: "Are you mad?" MAD : "Yes, I'm MAD." Police: "Don`t you have BRAIN." MAD : "BRAIN is in bathroom, " Police: "You FOOL.!!!" MAD : "No, Sir, FOOL is reading this joke, " lol. Pass it on, lol |
Re: The Story Of Five Friends by cescky(m): 10:35pm On Jul 16, 2008 |
just half a laff for u ha haha nxt poster shld donate more laffter |
Re: The Story Of Five Friends by software(m): 10:45pm On Jul 16, 2008 |
cescky: aahaha ur reply even made me laught more, |
Re: The Story Of Five Friends by benjay1(m): 12:08am On Jul 17, 2008 |
~software You seriously need brain formatting. You just feel say you go call red cap chiefs here on NLD fools just like that ?? You dan shit for church. ~ To appease the gods, you will bring one he cock and one she cock. ~ Two native mosquitoes keeping malice ~ One hairy egg Failure to bring the above items . . . . . (will save that for later) |
Re: The Story Of Five Friends by Abbygyal(f): 12:09am On Jul 17, 2008 |
@ben FFO and what u asked for are disgusting lol |
Re: The Story Of Five Friends by benjay1(m): 12:12am On Jul 17, 2008 |
~Abbygyal Even you too, you insult the gods ?? Ya fine no too much, just 15 rounds of bla bla bla |
Re: The Story Of Five Friends by Abbygyal(f): 12:25am On Jul 17, 2008 |
lmao ko joooooooooo |
Re: The Story Of Five Friends by software(m): 7:52pm On Jul 17, 2008 |
ben~jay: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh u no even sabi anything, wetin be the name of ur own god? see eh, na me be the god of that your god. no go try me oooo, or else, thunder go scatter your PC, for u to appease me, you need to bring the followings, one female mosquito wearing a Gstring two female lizard that are 8months pregnant, i give u 24hours to provide those things ooo, or else, thunder go strike ooo |
Re: The Story Of Five Friends by benjay1(m): 7:53pm On Jul 17, 2008 |
No wonder small pikin see ya face get convorsion. ~You really wor wor like oracle. |
Re: The Story Of Five Friends by software(m): 7:58pm On Jul 17, 2008 |
ben~jay: yes, na me be the oRACLE wey u dey call ur girlfriend |
Re: The Story Of Five Friends by mohawkchic(f): 8:23pm On Jul 17, 2008 |
~LMAO ~ |
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