Most of them are smarter than some adults really.You cant compare their knowledge to that of past generation.

This is me when i was still a kid, lol

when i was back in nusery1 my mum used to tell me that its Jesus that saved us and does everything for us.
one day our teacher was tryin to show us the importance of mums so he asked me who spreads the sheets on my bed and i said Jesus.the fool laffd at me

Speaking of jealousy, i remember two of my lil cousins (6 & 4yrs old) trying to flush their 2yrs old brother down the toilet. They actually got him to drink some of the water before my aunt caught them, as they had his head inside the toilet bowl.

Kids,
Can't live with them can't live without them. I have a very energetic 2 year old boy when I am at work I miss him like crazy the minute I walk into the house, I start screaming at him like a possessed woman. The other day I was in the bathroom getting ready to go out with him when I came out he was covered in Vaseline from head to toe and there was olive oil all over the room he had made such a mess of the whole room we ende up staying at home as it took me about an hour to clear the mess.
Then there was  a time I was looking fo my phone for like 2 days I could not find it, for some reason I just thought I forget to throw out the water I had used to mop  2 days ago and when I threw the water down the toilet I heard a "thump" lo and behold my phone, I was so upset because it had a lot of videos of him from day 1, first time he smiled etc which i was planing to download unto my laptop but its all too late now in it.

Kids of today are so intelligent, whenever I am shouting he puts his finger to his lips and says "Mummee shoosh". I just laugh and think if na for my time you do this wo toddler or no toddler you go get smacked. lol

I've got two adopted siblings who are still toddlers a girl(3yrs old) and a boy(2yrs old)
the boy's hobby is cryin n d girl's hobby is starrin, d boy cant stop cryin n d girl can't stop starrin
they are frustratin most times but when they play, they do it 2 d fullest and they want everyone to
play wit em' and if u don't, u are in their trouble, they are growin fast and when i look at them, d only tin dat
comes 2 my mind is, I WAS ONCE LIKE THAT!!!
kis are a blessin, no matter hw frustratin they can be, take care of em while u have d opportunity cos when they grow,
believe me, u'll miss their infant-hood

All you have to tell my 3 year old cousin is don't, and she does which is really frustrating but she's so cute i can help but love her

Oh my! I ADORE kids. . . especially in their toddler years. I cannot and so far havent ever carried a newborn baby. They are so fragile and tiny, can't go near. But the toddlers! Goodness. . . they are all very cheeky.
My cousin's daughter got back from church one day and her mom wasnt home. I got to their house and met her dad begging her to get out of her church clothes. She said she didnt want to. Her dad said he didnt want her to get the dress dirty. . . she insisted she wanted to wear it. The third time as her dad was still pleading, she just yelled at him, DONT KILL ME JARE, THIS IS THE ONE I WANT!
She's 3.

LOL.
Your cousin's daughter is even older than my niece, Ileri. Ileri is going to be 2years in August. Just yersterday, can you imagine that little toddler asking one of my brothers to SHUT UP?? How she knew that he was refering to her during our conversation was quite alarming.

wonders shall never end!!

I think i'd like to have one of em soon.
I like them naughty.
I don't think i'll appreciate a gentle and quiet baby, it just won't show continuity.

My little girl, a few months back when she was 17 months got hold my cars keys.I  had initially placed her in the  passanger side front seat  with my keys on the drivers seat while went to my trunk to put some items there.By the time I got back in the car- guess what! My keys was already in the ignition, she was sitting in the drivers seat and ready to go!

I got 3 boys myself. the middle one is a serious, logical analyst.

case 1 -
It was sunday morning and we were running late for church. he was shown the outfit he would wear for church and he refused to wear it.
then the following dialogue ensued
mum: But I asked auntie to pick your shirt and show you since yesterday.
boy: No she didn't.
Mum: Auntie didn't you show him this shirt yesterday?
Auntie: I did o. he's lying
Boy: Mummy I'm not lying. Auntie showed me the shirt and asked me if it was mine and I said yes. She did not tell me that's what I'll be wearing to church
There was a mixture of emotions - I almost laughed at his logic, felt angry at his wayo sense, felt a kind of fear about how to cope with this boy when he would have fine-tuned this wayo sense some years down the line, felt pity for my wife that has to stick through most of their antics.

Case 2 -
I have just finished a book at influencing people when my son said he doesn't want to go to school again. I tried to apply what I have read by trying to convince him to see what's in it for him.
Dad: So what do you want to be in the future
Boy: a Lawyer
everybody: haaa lawyers have to read a lot o. so you have to go to school
boy: OK pastor
dad: well, you still need to learn how to read the bible and other books. How will you manage that?
boy: Dapo (his senior brother) will teach me
Dapo: me that would have gone to school?
boy: don't worry, you'll teach me when you get home from school
We managed to let him know that nobody was going to teach him at home. He still said "no school". That same night when it was bed time, he picked up a bedtime story book and we all asked him how he was going to read when he's refusing to go to school.
boy: that's why I picked the one with pictures. I will simply enjoy the pictures.

Ebonyj:

Kids of today are so intelligent, whenever I am shouting he puts his finger to his lips and says "Mummee shoosh". I just laugh and think if na for my time you do this wo toddler or no toddler you go get smacked. lol

Lol my little brother does that to my mom and then he sits there as if what he's doing is way more important than listening to her nagging, she just stands there in amazement, it's so funny. KIDS eh

I remember when my friend had a baby and i paid her a visit with my 3 yr old son.As soon as i carried the baby my son just froze all the smiles he had on and we thought it was a joke soon he moved to a corner sulking.Soon the baby needed to be breastfed and his mom took him from me as soon as my son saw it was my friend that was nursing the baby he started warming up to my friend and guess what he said 'ugh that's your baby' when i said no it was my baby he said u are kidding me right.we all laughed

~LOL at all the stories


~I'd lost count of how many times i had to buy new phones b/c my son 2/3 years old at the time decided my phones needed a shower/bath too  he said the same words over & over again with such convictions & Ooh so innocent,i cud only hit the roof & back with a sigh!! Even thu he had plenty of  toy phones that rings,he still prefered my ones to his!!

whatever!
im still scared of them there are things i wont do even with a gun to my head but tell me, 'hey your nieces are coming over' and im scared stiff.
i just hope my own kids wont be that terrible, ill have to dope them to sleep always!
anyways i always enjoy the laughter around them and their innocence is quite an escape from the adult world.
@showbobo
may God give you triplets!

I have a little daughter cousin ,she is 2+ that girl na 10 people in one
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once i was getting her ready, i left her in the room to get something outside, when i came back she had applied half of the hair food on her head and body and was standing in front of the mirror applying more , i was angry because that meant another bath again but the girl kept saying "awaii, maa nice"

Another time my aunt was yelling at me for something, it was bad enough that i was being yelled at, the girl too started saying everything my aunt was saying i was soo pissed, i wanted to beat her


i woke up late was rushing to school i had a test, i had this paper i had done some quick revisions on, i left it on the setter with the rest of my books came back paper was gone, i thought i left it somewhere , only for me to see her tearing it up for me i almost cried


she dances to everything even the news siggy tune and those commercials when she start saying her own version
If i start with Baby k i would take forever

My son turning 1. He is 3 years old. Belive it or not, he refused to share the cake andmost of it ended up on the floor anyway!! They are sucha joy!!

Really all the stories i read is really funny kids are really specials and believe me they are in a world of their own and if you try to figure it out you might get really crazy.

Well i have a little niece(Daniella) who is 3 and her best friend Sharon who is also the same age one day i was playing with the both of them and i got tired and told them it was enough but they refused and still wanted to play so a pretended to dead and didn't respond to them my niece was scared and she was telling her friend that i had died and they both killed me.she wanted to cry but Sharon her friend told her not to cry that she'll wake me the next thing she did was to go into the kitchen while Daniella was still watching me and took the wooden spoon(omorogu)before i knew it the crazy girl hit my head they didn't tell me before i screamed and got up and silly girl was telling my niece that i told you his not dead.

the other day too my cousin David was asking me if i was older than my dad i said no why in heaven's name will he think that he said because am taller than him(my dad) so i must definitely be older.it took me time to explain to him becos i was just laughing.

another amazing thing that just happened of recent was when my neighbor kids came around to play.after a while i decided to check on them to make sure that they are safe and not destroying anything. i met them actually discussing what had happened in Second Chance(a soap opera on AIT for those of you who are not familiar with it) and if you see the way this kids where narrating the story and mentioning everyones name in the soap(even some i didn't remember)i was shocked and it really got me thinking hope they haven't started practicing what they also see them doing too.

But seriously Kids of now are extra ordinary smart and should be handle with care,patient and lots of wisdom.

Makalove,

Angelheart, such a cutieepie

I remember my cozin at 7 yrs, he was so troublesome
we used to call him Mr-I WANT

i beat him, it did not work
i locked him in a wardrobe, the boy no send

I suddenly realized there was only one way to get to him

Food!

i made spaghetti and heaped up his plate, he almost died.

another time, my mummy woke me up from my sweet sleep to make tea for him

i put pepper in his tea, when he started to drink it and complain that his tea was "peppery"

with tears rolling down his eyes.

no one answered him, i felt so good and laughed so hard with tears rolling down me own eyes

~@ Gamine Noow thats child Abuse

@ Gamine good work. but tolerate him sometimes.


I have one little niece. to say much about her is to waste time. If you sleep on the couch with your two eyes closed, she will cut off your neck with a knife. ^{and I am really serious} too troublesome to be .

@all,
What would you do if you came home after a hard day at work and found………?

I would cry and almost commit suicide, lol

u know, i was watchin this video, u know how people have video camras and take shots of their kids and thngs, so a mom asks her 3-yr old daughter wot she wld do if a monster came into her room, u wont belive her reply,
kid: i would kick his ass,
mum: what, why?
kid: cos he's gonna come in here (the monster) and he's gonna kick my ass,
mum: (laffin so hard) wll thats not a nice word, u shld say kick his butt.
kid: ooooooooooohhhhhh,
it was hilarious,

@Abubaka
I whoop their silly asses, those ones know what they did.


@Topic
Some time ago, my boo came to my house, i was with my cousin's baby i was so fond of at that time. As he entered the sitting room i hugged him & gave him a light kiss on the lips, occurring to me almost immediately that my little cousin of about 3 was there, i quickly looked his way only to see him covering his face with his two palms & at the same time peeping through. . . feeling guilty i just said "what do u know?" He just went ahead & covered his face the more . . .gosh! then i said "go to the room" . . .he hurriedly left, i was shocked cos, Timi would have stayed put. I was like "Oh God what does he think is going to happen?" My boo just kept laughing

GANIME, That is called CHILD ABUSE!!!!

@kadman
y is ur kiddies pix labelled porn?

My little niece Daniella when she was 2\3yrs old was just looking at us as we were discussing her mum in her mums absence. To our own surprise she heard all we said (in our own Language), she just said to us ' You are talking in my Mummy'. We all could not believe our ears.

lol

i was a child then too

@Abubaka

Infact, i will just lie on the ground and cry

abubaka:

@all,
What would you do if you came home after a hard day at work and found………?

LOL. that pics reminds me of the film "Parent Trap". . . . i love watching that part where that brave but naughty girl (Lohan) acted weird!!

I did everything to cajole my 13 months old son to call mummy since he already calls daddy and some other words but he wouldn't till he decided it was time to call me by my first name and yours sincerely, he called it flawlessly.

How did he know your first name