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U. Better come and update ooooo @ op

faithfuldon: Thank you all for following and special thanks for those that drop their comment but I like to apeal for those that are doubting my story to pls call or inquire from anybody in bauchi if the places am calling Trully eXist or my jorney from bauchi to jos is as I describe. Respect urself and don't deray the trend.

To some of my faithful readers, pls I want to know if they some part of my story u don't like and u want it removed next time which I will gladly do.

@ least ten comment before my next update.

I remain urs in charge
Faithful don

I reside in Bauch,I'm a student of ATBU and all d places you mentioned here are true...I live close to Benco hotel...Aroma rest,Fed poly...Police HQ in yandoka near 1st baptist church...dis guy is real....#following

Dis guy is real..thre's a military post stationed in gwallameji because of dis cultist....ur story is interesting and lOoks so real because I know all dis places you are mentioning..

U know de trust kogi ni...we get dt tin only kaba no get liver...sorry no hurt feeling...thumb up man

:-Xso i hav been followin a juju priest all dis while.....walahi :oso i hav been followin a juju priest all dis while.....walahi

Happy bdae to u and ur bro yak...come update biko nu

Dalazyou: :-Xso i hav been followin a juju priest all dis while.....walahi :oso i hav been followin a juju priest all dis while.....walahi

Oga police come update b4 I arrnge sarasuka boys 4 u!

buoye1: Oga police come update b4 I arrnge sarasuka boys 4 u!

So u believe sarasuka pass police ba! Na we end their reign for bauchi na. Am in abuja now so, they can't come here!

Dalazyou: :-Xso i hav been followin a juju priest all dis while.....walahi :oso i hav been followin a juju priest all dis while.....walahi

Remember am not a juju priest but I just drank something dat is all, is like drink locuzade boost for energy.

hikmoj: U know de trust kogi ni...we get dt tin only kaba no get liver...sorry no hurt feeling...thumb up man

Am igala from idah where are you from in kogi?

Am inviting all my followers in abuja to come to ibro hotel.pool side now cos I am hosting my kid bros and his girl for his bday. Pls be there b4 4pm. U will see me in person and you will enjoy urself I promise

ibeg nah...... Post much for its really intresting following up...... Nice one , pls write a book and send it to me oooo.... I love to get it... But bros nah no de stop ibeg

Bro! Agba, walaokulo! U r really an Info Tech graduate. Ur story, whether it's true or false, makes a good line. Contact me @ glncomments@gmail.com. Let us make a novel and film out of this. U r a gud writer. Let's develop this.

bro, Shey na omatshe boys giv u d jazz?

Commandant ordered for his brief case and brought a golden gun that he claims he bought from Germany. He also claims that he brought more than 7 notorious criminal down in Ibadan during his stay there. On hearing this, i was so scared but one thing came to my mind “no risk no reward”. He started loading the gun which he said can hold 32 bullets. By this time, i was scared i was going to join these dead bodies before me. “Oga transfer the money into my account now or no deal” i said trying to look for excuses not to be shot. “Ok i will use my mobile service now but you have to give us your word that you will transfer my money back if my bullets penetrate you” he said. “I have killed 7 criminal with Yoruba juju with this gun and you think Igala juju can help you, i will start by shooting you leg” he added. “Send the money first” i added thinking that how can a soldier bet with five million. I got a text on my phone showing that i have been credited with 5 million naira. “Oga how you got my account number” i asked. “You just gave me or did you forget now or you scared” he said. Alot of things are on my mind and i don’t even know whwn i gave my account number out. I was ordered to stand where the bullet can it only me. I stood there with a bold face but then i was thinking what those condemn to death by firing squad who be thinking but i can’t back out now. The commandant point his gun at my leg and fires.
The gun made a crack sound but no bullet came. He tried like five times but the gun refuses to shoot on every attempt. He then points the gun to the corpses on the ground then he shot at them and the gun worked perfectly. I smiled and he got angry and collects a gun from one of the soldiers standing and he started shooting at me but the bullet were just hitting me and falling on the ground before. He stopped and looks at me and said “you are a witch from hell”. The commissioner also brought out his own gun and started shooting at me too and the same thing happens. I was looking like i was acting matrix Nigeria version. Do know that feeling of a champion? When everybody wants you and wants to be like you. “See how i lost 5 million because of this yeye gun” the commandant said while trying to count his bullet and discovered it was only 20 remaining. The gun no shot na when i shot you and i use only four on this corpse na, na 28 for remain na he said. I started feeling like vomiting. I vomited in front of the commandant an i brought out eight bullet and he became scared. Igala people na witch ooh, he shouted and i became proud to be an igala man at that moment as everybody was shaking me and looking at my body if the bullet enter any where.

wow..dats grt...oya com gee me dat charm na na

Greenlandn.com:
Bro! Agba, walaokulo! U r really an Info Tech graduate. Ur story, whether it's true or false, makes a good line. Contact me @ glncomments@gmail.com. Let us make a novel and film out of this. U r a gud writer. Let's develop this.

U Try but remember I ve a good job doing now but I just got an offer from a company after telling them about this story online.they have been following and I got an. Offer to write one story b4 june 2014. I will be nigeria jame Hadley chase that what the company said. They are ready to go to court if anybody pick this story.

Bros who u be, I beg explain urseif wella.

ojeota: Bros who u be, I beg explain urseif wella.

I don't understand you dear. In what context do u want to know me!

Since I found this your tread, I hav been followin u nd I must tell u ,its captivatin. I believe u are tellin the truth cos lies can nt be arranged in this form. Bt to tell u d truth, u have to draw closer to God.

Since I found this your tread, I hav been followin u nd I must tell u ,its captivatin. I believe u are tellin the truth cos a lie can nt be arranged in this form. Bt to tell u d truth, u have to draw closer to God.

faithfuldon:
Am igala from idah where are you from in kogi?

ebira from okene

That evening I was taken to Bauchi specialist known as ATBU teaching hospital now for check up and other things. On our way, everybody was asking me to give them the number of the BABA or even take them there. I told them no baba that it is just God and they said where is God when 99.9% of gunshot kills. After my check up at the hospital i was checked into awalla hotel with two soldiers and policeman for protection. I was also given one week off with a permission never to where police uniform again.
During that one week i bought a car volkwagen Sharon and sent 500 hundred thousand to one woman. She is the lady that gave me some time to drink and said no man or woman born of woman can kill me either with charm or anything. I got a news sometime while in school that my father had a stroke and i rush home from Bauchi. I was told he had been taken to Ajaka/Odulu local govt in kogi state. I met my dad on the mat that evening mostly paralysed left side down and he couldn’t talk. He had rejected the woman medicine that he is a Muslims and it is only Allah that can cure him from his predicament. I wanted to force him to take but he refused and was insisting that he should be taken home. The woman called me aside and said you are his son and i want to tell you that your father was attacked by some dark forces but she can safe him because he has a pure soul. So what can we do now mama? Since he rejected all the medicine i asked. Don’t worry i can summon his spirit into you and you will treated like you are the one sick and you will see him getting better. Mama do anything as far as my father is better am ok with it i said. Get me any of your father property that you know he doesn’t share with anybody. I went inside and my sisters helped me to remove his boxer and i took it to her. She did some things and asks me to off all my cloths and wear my father’s boxer. Immediately i put it on, i fell to the ground. I can’t move my legs and hands but i can hear her speak. She hold me up and gave me something to drink and i can feel some movement in my body. I saw my sisters rush to the room and said to the woman that my father is well and ok but she told them that look at your father in tijjani’s body and tijjani is in your father’s body. I can hear them but i can’t move. She explains to them that i offered to switch bodies so that i take the medicine. That is how my dad was cure of paralysis. The woman had said that my spirit had gone to the spirit world and survived, so no man can kill me. I didn’t believe her then but now i believed.

chukwudi3: Since I found this your tread, I hav been followin u nd I must tell u ,its captivatin. I believe u are tellin the truth cos a lie can nt be arranged in this form. Bt to tell u d truth, u have to draw closer to God.

I know God but remember am just human. I like your name "chukwudi". I ve a friend with ur name back then in federal govt college ugwolawo.

Sincerely, your story is thrilling...and am sure its gotta be more than these cos i think we are all desperate to have more. Welldone bloke

I met a girl around 4pm today at the zenith bank ATM near wuse market and she was reading my story while on the line for cash today. I greeted her and we chatted for a while.
@ d girl
I drop u with toyota highlander jeep at zone 5. I told u that today is my bros birthday and you said is also yours today that you are his birthday mate. I ask u abt wat u were reading on nairaland u said is abt one yeye policeman and I told u that I will tell you happy birthday in special way tonight. This is it "Happy Birthday" bt that number I gave u is fake cos am d yeye policeman. U just miss ur handsome dude that you were telling ur friend on fone. Yes I can speak fulani
***surprised**

Always try to proof-read your work before posting,it will help you to avoid lots of errors.
Eg..continues in a context Continued should have been used.
Weldone,you've got a nice story going.

faithfuldon: That evening I was taken to Bauchi specialist known as ATBU teaching hospital now for check up and other things. On our way, everybody was asking me to give them the number of the BABA or even take them there. I told them no baba that it is just God and they said where is God when 99.9% of gunshot kills. After my check up at the hospital i was checked into awalla hotel with two soldiers and policeman for protection. I was also given one week off with a permission never to where police uniform again.
During that one week i bought a car volkwagen Sharon and sent 500 hundred thousand to one woman. She is the lady that gave me some time to drink and said no man or woman born of woman can kill me either with charm or anything. I got a news sometime while in school that my father had a stroke and i rush home from Bauchi. I was told he had been taken to Ajaka/Odulu local govt in kogi state. I met my dad on the mat that evening mostly paralysed left side down and he couldn’t talk. He had rejected the woman medicine that he is a Muslims and it is only Allah that can cure him from his predicament. I wanted to force him to take but he refused and was insisting that he should be taken home. The woman called me aside and said you are his son and i want to tell you that your father was attacked by some dark forces but she can safe him because he has a pure soul. So what can we do now mama? Since he rejected all the medicine i asked. Don’t worry i can summon his spirit into you and you will treated like you are the one sick and you will see him getting better. Mama do anything as far as my father is better am ok with it i said. Get me any of your father property that you know he doesn’t share with anybody. I went inside and my sisters helped me to remove his boxer and i took it to her. She did some things and asks me to off all my cloths and wear my father’s boxer. Immediately i put it on, i fell to the ground. I can’t move my legs and hands but i can hear her speak. She hold me up and gave me something to drink and i can feel some movement in my body. I saw my sisters rush to the room and said to the woman that my father is well and ok but she told them that look at your father in tijjani’s body and tijjani is in your father’s body. I can hear them but i can’t move. She explains to them that i offered to switch bodies so that i take the medicine. That is how my dad was cure of paralysis. The woman had said that my spirit had gone to the spirit world and survived, so no man can kill me. I didn’t believe her then but now i believed.

so u got these powers witout u goin for them?

hikmoj:
ebira from okene

An ehi, Anetuno onimvi noo! I'm from Igarra, in Edo state.

CHAPTER THREE
I resumed work with my brand new car to the admiration of everybody and they were all hailing me while those that betrayed me came one after the other to apologise. They were all calling me jack bauer and some were calling me ezemoh. The day was going quiet fine until some customs vehicle came into the station followed by the army and the commissioner of police. They went straight to oga’s office. Our cell that day was filled up and Stanley and kate those cultist were still in the cell even after one week.
Later our oga sent for me and i rushed upstairs to see him. I came in and the commissioner and his two assistances were hailing me that i made them proud while still insisting on when i will take them to baba. I laugh and my oga said that i have to go outside and collect one bullet from the other custom guys outside. I went there and delivered the message and they gave me some leftovers of bullets in a transparent rubber. As i was going back i heard my name from the cell and i checked it was Stanley. “i went there and he said “i want to thank you for saving my life from those soldiers because if not for you, i would had been a dead man. And for that, i will tell you the name of the bullet you are holding” he added. “The name is jabulani(not the real name in case you will google it) named after the fifa world cup ball 2010 because of it speed. It was developed by German hunters in 2010 to hunt Gorillas in Cape Verde. It was developed because of it capacity to break bones even that of an elephant and it is not all guns that can shot it” he added and that the Americans and france soldiers started using it during war in 2012. I was astonished how he knew much about guns and he told me he was the groundnut seller in his cult which is a code name for gun seller. So how can i get this bullet? I asked and he said that nobody can get it in Nigeria except the military or a war lord but i can check one website i know more about the bullet. He gave me the website and i was loading it as i came to my oga. “What took you so long” he said. “i went to the toilet to ease myself before coming” i lied. I want you to snap this bullet and send it to this e-mail address immediately because they are waiting to see this bullet in Abuja. “Why sent it to Abuja” i asked. “This is the bullet used by some people to shot at this Asst. Controller General of Customs zone D yesterday while going home in the night” He said. “The bullet penetrates his car glass that is supposed to be bulletproof and hit his driver’s hand. Not only that it hit the hand only but cut it off” he added. “This bullet is called jabulani” i said. I gave them a good lecture the way Stanley told me and added even my own salt and pepper to make it sweet. They were so surprised that i knew more about the bullet that cannot be identified by the whole soldiers in Bauchi. I showed them the website and explain it as if i created the site. I told them it is only a war lord that can get this bullet and anybody that shot this bullet knows that the person has a bulletproof car and wanted that person dead by all means possible. My commissioner was impressed but still insist on sending the picture so that they can get a second opinion. I sent the picture and after some time they called from defence head quarter and told them the same thing. From that day the commissioner told my oga that the station can burn down but nothing should happen to me and that am my own boss. The controller called me aside and told me that he is from benue and am from kogi that means we are brothers ooh and he heard what i did last week that i should please take him to where i got that jazz or did i want him to die. “So you think this jazz can withstand this bullet that can break bone ehhh, so rich people the fear too” i said to myself. “No problem i will try my best” i told him. He brought his check book and gave me a check after writing my name on it. I collect it and put it in my pocket immediately so that nobody could notice. I went back inside the station as he left while i was thinking about the commissioner that refuses giving me my 2 million of the bet in the army barrack. I sat down on a chair in the station and i brought out the check and it was a check of 2 million naira. I was so happy that i was willing to give him jazz of life after death if it is possible. I rush to zenith bank to lodge the check into my account i was happy the check didn’t bounce.
I was brought back by the Stephen was horning the car and i realise we are close to Naraguta hostel gate of university of Jos. So we are in Jos I said to myself. Are they calling me to analyse a bullet in Abuja because what i did was because Stanley was there ooh i said to myself also.

@OP I luff this ya job wella

Yeah. ... Another Igala man..... I am also an Igala from Olamaboro..Dekina precisely..... But why are Igala people into the NPF very much....

Let me follow the foot step of great writers on nairaland such as mazi omenuzo my mentor.
Pls I can't update tomorrow because it is friday like others use sunday. Am a muslim, so I will respect my day too. See u on saturday I luv u all.