Enegod: will spend 3nights with you every week *winks*

And I'll be lonely for the remaining 4........nooooooo

Dats for low self esteem girls,,some girls are seriously turnin down suitors, some are confused abwt whom to choose sef

sweet-tease:

And I'll be lonely for the remaining 4........nooooooo

will get you a dīldo

Enegod: will get you a dīldo

And another woman will b enjoying the real thng! Not fair!

sweet-tease:

And another woman will b enjoying the real thng! Not fair!

why derailing the thread,you are free to create a thread and write whatever u like Biko move ahead

Though the op might have created this thread as a joke, buh the truth is; it is for REAL. So many girls/women re single n getting older by d day.
LoL out of my 6 ex gfs only 1 has gotten married .
Just few months ago, women in one Nigerian state like that protested against the dwindling number of single men..
Something is definitely wrong somewhere.

Any girl date will shapishly go and marry immediately ooo, like two married this year and one invited me to her wedding at benin city this coming January.

So if the ladies are single, that's because they want to be single

think about the '' gift and the curse''

190-the-clown:


There's No terms and condition

As long as she has a good functioning punanie

Im good to go

*smiles from ear to ear*

.....em.. I,....emm...I think we..... emm.... we should add terms and conditions o! Afetrall, when the demand is high, the prize increases

how about all dating expenses paid by the ladies.... and of course application letters should have deadlines should'nt they

*adjusts the head of my tie and chest swollen*

sweet-tease:

And another woman will b enjoying the real thng! Not fair!

sweetie... I ..... I.... I think you [s] should ask me out o! (terms and conditions apply) [/s] dont mind that nonsensical idiosyncrasiferousity called 190-the-woteva. ...

I promise to enjoy your sweet- ''T'' alone or is it called paununie ... ''paunine - paunine''

sweetestguy: Dats for low self esteem girls,,some girls are seriously turnin down suitors, some are confused abwt whom to choose sef

wash ! Na everybody were come ur way be eligible bachelor ? Broke as.$ okada, area boy, keke driver go ask you out and u go say them dey reject suitors.

alienware: wash ! Na everybody were come ur way be eligible bachelor ? Broke as.$ okada, area boy, keke driver go ask you out and u go say them dey reject suitors.

guy believe it or nt, some girls are still turning down suitors,I mean eligible bachelors,rich gud looking smart dudes...wat happened to a pretty educated well mannered girl..any guy wud die to have her,,dia are still girls dat hav a lot of choices to make,and d guys dat come their way are nt touts

Virgin for life!

I don't know what the hullabaloo is all about

The problem of single ladies is attitude, more attitide, and some more attitude...gosh I hate attitude

Advice to the single ladies - next time you come across a guy you secretly admire or like but are afraid to show it, please please and please, greet him first (don't say hi or nose or wats up...say 'good day')...why do u people always want to wait for a guy old enough to be your senior brother to say hello first I don't gerrit, seriously I don't...don't you have respect?

As for those already in a good relationship, please stop inviting your more beautiful and more sexy friends over to our place with you...for God sake, we are not robots gaddemit...there's no way we will not spy the fresh yellow tiny-haired laps, stop tempting and testing grown men

Above all ladies, work on 'attitude and respect' ...and you will not die of singlehood in Jesus name! Amen!....seriously

date one and get 3 free should work.

The bible prophesied.........

Enegod: lets encourage polygamy

think u can withstand polygamy? If u neva knew, know nw dat a single woman alone cud make or mar a man.. One woman alone is even some kinda trouble

bigx: The bible prophesied.........

How?
I hope you're not referring to this quote:
"And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man,
saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel:
only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach. "
Isaiah 4:1.

190-the-clown:
Nairaland ladies reading this, is your time marry me

ask me out before you end up single like the rest

valid while offer last

hahahahaha... My belle oooo

Enegod:
you shouldn't be greedy, you can still help out....share your man with other females

Can u do dat nadia ?

fijiano202: Nowadays everywhere you turn Ladies are ratio 20:1 to guys,but most of them are single,some are divorced.out of the 100 percent population of ladies between 22-35 around 20 are married,5 are engaged and 15 have boyfriends who are just wallpapers while 60 percent are single.

Out of the 60percent that are single,55 percent are Single and Seriously Searching.

To avoid a future epidemic of girls committing suicide due to their Single status,Pls guys how can we help?

@ OP, no matter what is happening all I know is that:
None shall want her mate - Isaiah 34:16

Every single lady should hold unto this word cos it works!

fijiano202: Nowadays everywhere you turn Ladies are ratio 20:1 to guys,but most of them are single,some are divorced.out of the 100 percent population of ladies between 22-35 around 20 are married,5 are engaged and 15 have boyfriends who are just wallpapers while 60 percent are single.

Out of the 60percent that are single,55 percent are Single and Seriously Searching.

To avoid a future epidemic of girls committing suicide due to their Single status,Pls guys how can we help?

Help by staying off our bodies.

fijiano202: Nowadays everywhere you turn Ladies are ratio 20:1 to guys,but most of them are single,some are divorced.out of the 100 percent population of ladies between 22-35 around 20 are married,5 are engaged and 15 have boyfriends who are just wallpapers while 60 percent are single.

Out of the 60percent that are single,55 percent are Single and Seriously Searching.

To avoid a future epidemic of girls committing suicide due to their Single status,Pls guys how can we help?

Commit suicide? oh please. With the way many married Nigerians cheat on their spouses left and right while infecting them with deadly sexually transmitted diseases, can you blame those ladies who do not want to get married? Besides, when you add in-law palaver, the unnecessary pressure on the woman to birth male children and how brutally Nigerian society treats widows, then you can understand why an increasing number of women are choosing not to tie the knot.

Marriage does not benefit most women in Nigeria. It benefits the men. Its not as if these women are treated right with love and affection. No, they are treated like glorified housemaids and sex slaves to their husbands. Nowadays, all a lady needs is a successful career or business, build or purchase her home, give birth to or adopt children - the number she can comfortably cater for - and then enjoy her life.

I notice a lot of poverty stricken widows in Nigeria. After their husbands have impregnated them with several children, they then pass away leaving the woman to suffer all alone to raise the children. Nigeria's average life expectancy rate is 52 years. That means that many Nigerian children will end up being raised by just one parent before they are old enough to adequately provide for themselves. So, no need to marry. Life is too short for stress. Stop pretending to help these single ladies. They don't need your help. Women can more easily do without sex. Men can't. You know that, hence you worry about not getting constant entitled sex if women choose to remain single. Gbam!

Lilimax: How?
I hope you're not referring to this quote:
"And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man,
saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel:
only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach. "
Isaiah 4:1.

so u know it?

1st ola: Islam has given us the solution...

What is the solution my friend? Marrying the girls at toddlers and/or marrying four (4) wives with the fourth as an exchange commodity or simply put doing the Yerima style.

Abeg answer me oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wonders

MAKE DEM HELP THEMSELVES JOR.

Women have become commodity?

Whoever staRted dis post and d mod dat pushed it to fRontpage are both useless

Most of these girls aint worried,what's your problem...they enjoy fucking different cocks,free meals,recharge cards and change...only the ones wey dey village dey suffer.
Some are lesbians,others masturbators-
Dem Lagos bitches choose to ball to the end.
Quite a silly thread.

KUDOS TO THE NORTHERN ALHAJI WITH 126 WIVES THEN
....THAT'S.THEIR BIGGEST HELPER.

190-the-clown:


There's No terms and condition

As long as she has a good functioning punanie

Im good to go

@Baddest boy

leave dem ladies joor. is there any Law that says every lady must marry? Some of them cannot settle down because they're waiting for a guy with SUV