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Omo Eko by toluxa1(m): 5:00pm On Aug 13, 2008
Nigerian man living in Sweden decided to marry a Swedish
lady in order to be legally certified via resident
status,
but the lady was not aware of this. She felt he really
loved her. Anyway, seeing that Nigerian men had a bad rap in
that particular part of Sweden , our chap
decided to lie to the lady. He told her he was from Uganda
.

Upon marriage, the lady came home one day and informed our
man that she had just met another Swedish lady who had
married a Ugandan and they must all have dinner together.
The Naija man was somewhat perplexed, although not
perceptibly, and wondered how he'd get out of this spot.
He postponed and postponed until he could do so no more.
Finally, the day came when they were to have dinner. The
other Swede came in with her Ugandan husband and they all
sat at the table. Our Naija chappie was very quiet.
'My own don spoil today' was all he could think.
The two Swedish ladies, wanting their husbands to mingle,
being from the same homeland, asked them to speak to each
other.

'Hey! It's not everyday you meet people from
home!' they admonished. Our Naija man, being a man of
great savvy, decided that he would just speak Yoruba, and
the guy would probably assume he was from some part of
Uganda where they spoke a different language. So looking
across the table he said:
'Omo Eko ni mi. Ni bo lo ti ja wa ?'

The fellow looked up at or friend. His eyes lit up as he
said: 'Ah bobo, omoya mi! >
Omo Eko gangan le mi nan!'
Re: Omo Eko by Jeovy(m): 5:04pm On Aug 13, 2008
grin grin grin,Naija for real
Re: Omo Eko by toluxa1(m): 5:11pm On Aug 13, 2008
yes o
Re: Omo Eko by folahann(m): 7:32pm On Aug 13, 2008
They are all the same, cheesy i knew the story was heading that way. Good one
Re: Omo Eko by sunej(m): 8:18pm On Aug 24, 2008
grin correct, I trust naija. grin
Re: Omo Eko by Abbygyal(f): 1:38am On Aug 25, 2008
lmao nice one
Re: Omo Eko by chioya(f): 9:01am On Aug 25, 2008
naija na my country grin grin grin
Re: Omo Eko by MrInfo1(m): 11:55am On Aug 25, 2008
. . . like say you get choice tongue
Re: Omo Eko by chioya(f): 1:19pm On Aug 25, 2008
eya,i get enuf choice i go like come kenya lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Omo Eko by tytylayor: 1:40pm On Aug 25, 2008
green is my home, home is my home

i love it cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Omo Eko by Jeovy(m): 6:09pm On Aug 25, 2008
get a microphone madam
Re: Omo Eko by sunej(m): 7:57pm On Aug 26, 2008
chioya:

eya,i get enough choice i go like come kenya lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
u wan go Kenya so Obama fit marry u, ur plan don fail, na my sister him de marry!

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