Hannibal:

This babe lies for a living.
Of course, i didn't get a kiss because your halitosis is staggering.
Halitometers explode on every attempt to analyse your bad breath.

Upper Class with your Yaba undies?? Puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
You werent even good in bed. . . . . .Screaming like a rhesus monkey does not make u a diva.
One of the reasons i kicked u out like POLIO.

DeepZone:

You obviously don't know the difference between halitosis and fart smell. You forgot I got a farty azz?

Upper Class with your Yaba undies?? Puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
You werent even good in bed. . . . . .Screaming like a rhesus monkey does not make u a diva.
One of the reasons i kicked u out like POLIO.

DeepZone:

That's what agbero people do. Give a name to what they cannot get to. What made you dream about my undies? You can't see it, I don't care whether you are Prince Williams. This booty is top notch and beyond your reach. Is it not time to visit your bathroom and jerk off?

What booty?
The same booty i used to slap hard without fear or fervour. . . . . You gotta be kidding me.
Are u denying your undies are directly from Yaba Market?? The same undies pulled off the booties of em Rwanda's genocide victims?? Grin Cheesy
You can fool NLers. . . . .You cannot fool me. . . .
I saw those tacky things and i wasn't impressed at all. . . . .Tell Celestine to change your "undies" wardrobe.

mesmya:

we need more confessions

u both should contínue


_{crossed my legs ,sipping from my baileys and eating tope's popcorn}

tope2000:

Gbam

_{me sef dey sip hypnoyic with our popcorn}

Onyinye comes over with her stout.

DeepZone:

Hannibal is very bitter because instead of investing the little $10K he got from one British mugu, he decided to invest it on Funmi hoping for a cash back. Even his friend Eldee advised him to use the money and start one small shop near oshodi where he can be vending cigarette and coke and make a living but he never listened. I blew his cash in 2 weeks and blew him away after the last penny was spent. I later had to regret it tho because it was EXTREMELY difficult to lay him off. He was jumping out from the bush anytime I get to a cocktail party or date so much that I claimed that he's a paparazzi sometime. I know it's hard losing your penny on a booty you didnt get to touch but such is life. For every win, someone must lose.

DeepZone:

Why not bring Gulder?

dreeldee:

_{this is interesting, Tope please pass me the popcorn and onyinye stout too please}

i don e-pass am oo

dreeldee:

_{this is interesting, Tope please pass me the popcorn and onyinye stout too please}

Ruby_Pearl:

and I still don't get the interesting part

Nywaz, How to dump a man abi?
Dreeldee, want to be an assistant?

dreeldee:

no thanks

CodeRED:

@topic
LOl. The best way to dump a man is to just dump him , Ok. Tell him it was good while it lasted, however, his coupon has expired and you are moving on up

j-girl:

I trust you to say that darl.
The best way to dump a man is to pretty much do the same thing guys tend to do all the time. . . . cheat on his sorry @$$. There's nothing that's more unforgivable to a man than you cheating on him.

j-girl:

I trust you to say that darl.
The best way to dump a man is to pretty much do the same thing guys tend to do all the time. . . . cheat on his sorry @$$. There's nothing that's more unforgivable to a man than you cheating on him.

Condom:

How befitting! In your little world two wrongs make a right, right? Tell me, when it comes that time to answer to the ultimate creator above, what accounts will you make on judgement day? Cheating on him does not bode well for your conscience. It goes without saying that you too will not be able to forgive yourself.

Condom:

How befitting! In your little world two wrongs make a right, right? Tell me, when it comes that time to answer to the ultimate creator above, what accounts will you make on judgement day? Cheating on him does not bode well for your conscience. It goes without saying that you too will not be able to forgive yourself.

CodeRED:

LOLOLOLOLOLOL, , Speak your mind and let your conscience be your guide, Ah ear yo darling, WORD!! , Two can definitely play that game.Nuttin na wrang wid d.at ah tal
Yea Yea Yea, Ask for forgiveness from the Most High. Afterall, that's why He is who He is. Two wrongs don't make a right, I do agree, however, anything a man can do, a woman can do it much better.

CodeRED:

@J- Girl, this is fun dread

@topic
The BEST way to dump a man is to take him to the cleaners opp, bank. I mean make sure you empty those bank accounts, so he wont be able to splurge on the heifer he is cheating on you with. , In other words, leave the nigga broke,

Condom:

Of course not! It's just cheating, right? When it's all said and done you can pat yourself on the back for being the savior of the woman race. Good job!

Sorry, I don't support that warped mentality. To each his own.