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Re: Sarcasm by Nobody: 1:58am On Aug 29, 2008
RichyBlacK:

You don't love your husband. I give you 12 months, that fake marriage will end. You'll be divorced, haggard, old, ugly, dirty and pathetic. Even your children will avoid the stench oozing from your orifices. Only God can have mercy on your soul, because no man will.
That is low, for even you!

Negro_Ntns:

hmmm, cool

Richy, come on click to another room, ; politics, religion, culture, , somewhere, Abandon this and let it go, mesmya is a woman. Nna, let it go, it would be different if you were faced off with a man.
Meaning?
Re: Sarcasm by Nobody: 1:58am On Aug 29, 2008
Negro_Ntns:

hmmm,   cool

Richy, come on click to another room, ; politics, religion, culture, , somewhere,    Abandon this and let it go,    mesmya is a woman.  Nna, let it go, it would be different if you were faced off with a man.

leave d useless home economics somalia teacher,na for woman him dey get mouth

achebe the english teacher grin
Re: Sarcasm by RichyBlacK(m): 1:59am On Aug 29, 2008
mesmya:

lmao see am e don change subject,see am all talk and no proof,show me d proof of my feminism and no change subject,show me richy-blacky-donkey-monkey,swine grin grin

show me proof,or forever hold your typing odour

All angry biatches are feminist psychos. People like you should be strung up on a high crane, opened up surgically, explosives loaded carefully, and exploded high in the sky over an abandoned lake. Where all your dirty gut can rain down unrestrained.
Re: Sarcasm by Nobody: 1:59am On Aug 29, 2008
richyblack u r a well abandoned yaba left retard wt no solution to ur junkie skull grin grin
Re: Sarcasm by Nobody: 2:00am On Aug 29, 2008
Uncle Richy, na here una dey? I don search for you tire. grin
Re: Sarcasm by Nobody: 2:00am On Aug 29, 2008
RichyBlacK:

All angry biatches are feminist psychos. People like you should be strung up on a high crane, opened up surgically, explosives loaded carefully, and exploded high in the sky over an abandoned lake. Where all your dirty gut can rain down unrestrained.

all dis grammar wey u google from google wont help u,show me proof,and stop acting like a child who's mother abandoned during breastfeeding to satisfy a dog grin
Re: Sarcasm by RichyBlacK(m): 2:01am On Aug 29, 2008
Negro_Ntns:

hmmm,  cool

Richy, come on click to another room, ; politics, religion, culture, , somewhere,   Abandon this and let it go,   mesmya is a woman.  Nna, let it go, it would be different if you were faced off with a man.

Aigh brother. No hard feelings, just having fun.
Re: Sarcasm by Nobody: 2:02am On Aug 29, 2008
sistawoman pls kick that lunatic man outta ur life,thanks cool
Re: Sarcasm by RichyBlacK(m): 2:02am On Aug 29, 2008
davidylan:

Uncle Richy, na here una dey? I don search for you tire. grin

Omo boy, I just dey do rofo-rofo fight with mesmya. The gyal too stubborn, I dey try discipline am as im husband don give up  grin
Re: Sarcasm by Nobody: 2:03am On Aug 29, 2008
RichyBlacK:

Omo boy, I just dey do rofo-rofo fight with mesmya. The gyal too stubborn, I dey try discipline am as im husband don give up  grin

ma hubby na real man wey give up,e come be u wey no sabi your left or right naim wan come caution me,go learn  ABC first for kindergarten grin
Re: Sarcasm by RichyBlacK(m): 2:04am On Aug 29, 2008
mesmya:

all this grammar wey u google from google wont help u,show me proof,and stop acting like a child who's mother abandoned during breastfeeding to satisfy a dog grin

Oooh, you dey sleep with dog? Abajo!

No wonder this were dey vex since. Dog don give am belle. Chai. This is truly sad. Please stop the bestiality. I belong to PETA!
Re: Sarcasm by Nobody: 2:04am On Aug 29, 2008
mesmya:

sistawoman please kick that lunatic man out of your life,thanks cool
When she said she married a Nigerian man, I foresaw this kind of problems coming up.
No be her fault, na olojukokoro naija men wan marry oyinbo women.
Re: Sarcasm by RichyBlacK(m): 2:05am On Aug 29, 2008
Ruby_Pearl:

That is low, for even you!
Meaning?


Nne, na roforofo fight we dey do. Everything can be low o.
Re: Sarcasm by Nobody: 2:06am On Aug 29, 2008
RichyBlacK:

Oooh, you dey sleep with dog? Abajo!

No wonder this were dey vex since. Dog don give am belle. Chai. This is truly sad. Please stop the bestiality. I belong to PETA!

yes ooo,no be ur family member teach me how to shag dog?its better for a woman to shag dog and be satisfired dan shag u with ur tiny 2inch willy willy,go for enlargement bros,ur manliness too small wink
Re: Sarcasm by Nobody: 2:07am On Aug 29, 2008
Ruby_Pearl:

When she said she married a Nigerian man, I foresaw this kind of problems coming up.
No be her fault, na olojukokoro naija men wan marry oyinbo women.

mydear sm naija men r full of shits,she has not seen anything,more is yet to come,she better wisen up
Re: Sarcasm by Nobody: 2:07am On Aug 29, 2008
RichyBlacK:

Nne, na roforofo fight we dey do. Everything can be low o.
*in a sweet innocent voice* Ok, carry on. But don't you want to be in the politic section instead?
Re: Sarcasm by RichyBlacK(m): 2:07am On Aug 29, 2008
mesmya:

ma hubby na real man wey give up,e come be u wey no sabi your left or right naim wan come caution me,go learn  ABC first for kindergarten grin

Stop calling him your hubby. You don't love the poor fool. And he's leaving you very soon. As you don dey old, better meat full ground for am. Wetin the guy wan use old cargo like you do? Swegbe!
Re: Sarcasm by Nobody: 2:08am On Aug 29, 2008
RichyBlacK:

Stop calling him your hubby. You don't love the poor fool. And he's leaving you very soon. As you don dey old, better meat full ground for am. Wetin the guy wan use old cargo like you do? Swegbe!

na so ur papa take leave ur mama naim make her go enter 100 per night service for hotel,useless generation grin
Re: Sarcasm by Nobody: 2:09am On Aug 29, 2008
Ruby_Pearl:

*in a sweet innocent voice* Ok, carry on. But don't you want to be in the politic section instead?

no he prefers exchanging words wt old cargo like me


politics for wat?d child is more of a woman dan a man grin
Re: Sarcasm by RichyBlacK(m): 2:10am On Aug 29, 2008
Ruby_Pearl:

*in a sweet innocent voice* Ok, carry on. But don't you want to be in the politic section instead?

Okay now, my people in Pol Sec want me back!

But we need to dey catch infested-pussy old hags like dis mesmya, and quarantine dem. Make dem no pollute the environment with their toxic fluids. Chai. Very dirty!
Re: Sarcasm by Nobody: 2:12am On Aug 29, 2008
RichyBlacK:

Okay now, my people in Pol Sec want me back!

But we need to dey catch infested-pussy old hags like this mesmya, and quarantine them. Make them no pollute the environment with their toxic fluids. Chai. Very dirty!

see dis old man wey don dey near impotency dey call me old hag?wetin u dey find for pussy?na so u dey chop ur students own abi? grin grin useless man wey dey abuse kids anyhow,old pussy yes but sm pple still like ur mama own wey old pass grin wink
Re: Sarcasm by RichyBlacK(m): 2:13am On Aug 29, 2008
mesmya:

na so your papa take leave your mama naim make her go enter 100 per night service for hotel,useless generation grin

You too talk, dat your useless, pako, under-Mile2-bridge marriage don taya. You just dey mark time - dey post 51 times a day grin.

Take a shower! The smell from your pussy don asquire IP address, dey transmit foul smell come dis end. Tufiakwa!
Re: Sarcasm by Nobody: 2:16am On Aug 29, 2008
RichyBlacK:

You too talk, that your useless, pako, under-Mile2-bridge marriage don taya. You just dey mark time - dey post 51 times a day grin.

Take a shower! The smell from your pussy don asquire IP address, dey transmit foul smell come this end. Tufiakwa!

yes naaa, grin me and u dey jobless,see negro dem wey dey useful don go settle for correct place u dey here dey exchange words wt a prostitute,u r a male prostitute u know grin dats why we dey at logger heads,pussy pussy pussy,e be like say e don tey wey u taste pussy,chaiiii,sorry oo,go enlarge dat tiny battery wey u dey cover wt ur trouser,anu ofia grin
Re: Sarcasm by KarmaMod(f): 2:16am On Aug 29, 2008
e jo o. Sisi, RichieBlack is not of the "baale tribe"

E ma bu wa bayen
Re: Sarcasm by Sisikill: 2:19am On Aug 29, 2008
Negro_Ntns:

hmmm,   cool

Richy, come on click to another room, ; politics, religion, culture, , somewhere,    Abandon this and let it go,    mesmya is a woman.  Nna, let it go, it would be different if you were faced off with a man.

Hmmmmmmmmmm

Slowly going my Knees

Sensei, Mojuba!
Jeje ni mo wa si yaju yin la oni
Ewu Ogbon ti ewo koni fa ya oh.
Okunrin to ju gbo awon Okun Nairaland lo.
Oruko omo lo n ro omo
Omo ajanaku kii yara
Omo ti eya ba bi
Eya lo maa jo
Omo Ologbon nko?
Ah Ologbon lo maa jo.

Moju baaaa oh!


Falls face to the ground.



If I mistakenly insulted you in my forced Yoruba, please forgive me grin
Re: Sarcasm by Sisikill: 2:21am On Aug 29, 2008
KarmaMod:

e jo o. Sisi, RichieBlack is not of the "baale tribe"

E ma bu wa bayin

Bwhahaha! I hope you don't mind if I borrowed this. . .

ABAAAAAJO!!

Emi naa ti ro ti ti, depression was starting to catch me.

Thank you, aah!
Re: Sarcasm by Nobody: 2:26am On Aug 29, 2008
Hmm, I don't know, somehow this thread is making me feel so grown up, seeing that my elder NLers are busy using words that young ladies like us wouldn't even imagine . sad sad
Re: Sarcasm by NegroNtns(m): 3:44am On Aug 29, 2008
Slowly going my Knees

Sensei, Mojuba!
Jeje ni mo wa si yaju yin la oni
Ewu Ogbon ti ewo koni fa ya oh.
Okunrin to ju gbo awon Okun Nairaland lo.
Oruko omo lo n ro omo
Omo ajanaku kii yara
Omo ti eya ba bi
Eya lo maa jo
Omo Ologbon nko?
Ah Ologbon lo maa jo.

Moju baaaa oh!


Falls face to the ground.

Sensei walks to Sisi with his arm extended out to her,
she reaches up with her hand into his,
he pulls her up from her position


Aiye a ye o,
Oju o' ni ti e,
Ire a to e wa,
Bi o sen lo, to n' bo
Alafia, emi gigun ati Idunu ko ma yi e ka,

Sensei, pulls Sisi close in his embrace and presses a kiss to her forehead.

You are a reincarnate and from today forward I shall call you "Moremi" cool
Re: Sarcasm by sistawoman: 5:02am On Aug 29, 2008
just for the record Ruby . . . . . . , .I am not white
Re: Sarcasm by Nobody: 5:10am On Aug 29, 2008
sistawoman:

just for the record Ruby . . . . . . , .I am not white
You're oyinbo jare.
It does not necessarily mean you're white. I prefer to call them fifun
Re: Sarcasm by nalijah07(f): 5:15am On Aug 29, 2008
sista - update please?
Re: Sarcasm by AmakaOne(f): 7:40am On Aug 29, 2008
hmmm, na real wah for una, see as you have diverted the thread and turned it to a forum for insults? embarassed

mesmya and RichyBlacK abeg cool down now.
ahn ahn kilode?

why must you guys stoop to this?


@sistawoman. I hope things are going better for you. It is a very difficult situation you find yourself in and I hope God gives you the wisdom to make the right decision for all concerned.

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