1. Shaving let it be your little secret why you are so smooth.

2. Changing your tampax (they know we do it they do not need to know how, their mother should have done that).

3. Never ever break wind-pass air-fart-poop what ever you wnat to call it, do not do it! It takes away from your femininity. Don't do it. It is not lady like.

And for those of you who will say it is fun girl stop that shit, it is nasty I know because my four brothers and ex-husband told me the same thing.

well said but u forgot burp and talkin bout ex

tru that- ladies the above to

@topic
thanks for the advice

good ones

Can't see what is the problem with a woman farting in front of me.
To me it is a sure sign that she is comfortable in my presence.
Me and my present squeeze do it in front of each other all the time.
(hers are the smelliest) But if you ask her she will disagree.

In fact she is so comfortable with me she doesn't even lock thebathroom
door when she is doing a big one and I am free to wander in if I so wish.

Loosen up y'all.

Exactly! VOR

@Ladies, You are going to spend 70 years or more sharing the same room with someone and you won't shave, change tampax, fart, burp in front of him? It's not possible in a long-term relationship.

@ Coco
Nice one sis

There are certain things no man must see you do, no matter how comfortable you are with one another--changing your soiled sanitary towels/tampons is one of them especially if you are still dating and not married.

And i don't feel comfortable having a "Number 2" in front of anyone, not even future husband would see me do this.

@desiree, no way. He'd bump in on you one day.
Then emmm, I want to say something, but emmm I really don't want to corrupt this thread. Ughh!

IAH:

@desiree, no way. He'd bump in on you one day.

i will make sure i keep the doors locked and bolted thoroughly--i swear if he walks in on me, i won't be able to "go" for like 2 weeks, that is why when i go visit friends i don't do a No. 2 until i get back home

It is Psychological thing I guess

i agree with VOR.there is nothing wrong with a girl shaving, its not even disgusting to look at. it makes us appreciate girls more cos theyre trying to look all nice and smooth for us (i hope).

oh i'v noticed something, girls never admit that they snore. y is that? my ex used to snore so loud, it used to vibrate sheets of paper on the the table.she never admitted it even tho i played her a recording of it.

i think a gurl fartin is mo digusting cos we ecpect them ta be real feminine like, from da way they walk to they way they eat, even da way they sh*t, it has to be done slowly, gentryly and ladylikely

aykay:


oh i'v noticed something, girls never admit that they snore. y is that? my ex used to snore so loud, it used to vibrate sheets of paper on the the table.she never admitted it even tho i played her a recording of it.

True words!!! I know i snore at times(only when i'm really tired). That is an uncontainable action, I bet if we could all control it, we won't do it around guys.

Even queen self de fart and shite , nutin wrong wid it na natural human function .
I don't expect my squeeze to de comot room simply because I de dia and she wan maintain her ladylike
demeanour.

You just gotta let rip if the feeling grabs you.

farting in front of me will really turn me off.

but shaving in front of me is a nice turn on

burping can be fun only when we are both drunk.

about the tampax thingy, dont worry. i know how it works.

i agree with diddy4 i find a woman shaving a complete turn on( as long as its not her chin), i even enjoy shaving my girl it can be very intimate and sexy.

One man's meat is another man's poison. hmmmmm,

LOL. I read somewhere that if a woman can't comfortably fart in your presence, then she may still be hiding some things from you. Be careful. Be very careful.

Oush ! Fart ke ! ofcourse, i am not going to seal her Yansh if she should do that but, i would rather not want her to do such !

Changing what ! Nah ! i wont want to do that, thats her business and i am going to keep it at that. You know , girls feels somehow when they know you are aware that, they are in their period ! just pretend you dont know and they are going to be relaxed and mooooooore comfortable. you care about them right ! show them you love them

And shaving, that should be cool. Infact, you can even shave the KOKO for her ! i would want to do that again and again

Cheers

@coco

I disagree with 101%. If you can not do that while am arr\ound, it then means you can hide other things from me.

My wife does all those thing in my presence. I am comfortable with that. She is mine and I don't see anything wrong with that.

Damn!
Not while yallz are dating tho.
Wen u're married, it's fine.
Double Damn
This thread na wa o!
Snoring?! I don't snore (thank goodness )
Shaving's OK. Don't see anything wrong with it

All these things are natural sha, sometimes u can't help it.
Like snoring. But come on, don't go farting around!
That's a HUGE TURN OFF!

What stuck up people girls are.
Once the honye moon is over , he is taking me for better for worse.
Once your Boyfriend/husband followes you into the labour ward, he will never see worse from you in your life

its just not lady-like. id prefer if she kept those kinda things private. a girl is more attractive to you if you dont know her secret. ladies, do your thing in private, we dont wanna see u changing your tampax and all that. its a diffrent case when ure married.

@murkina2
"you forgot about burp and sex
what is wrong with a girl talking about  sex ? if a girl is not comfortable talking sex with me then she is either just stuck up, pretending to be the saint she probably isn't or she is just the conventional, sexually unadventurous type.Motherly ,matronly type. The type I don't want to have anything intimate with.

1] Changing Tampax - I don't want to see how it is done. I don't want to know how it is done. I don't care about how it is done. It is not my business.Just be hygienic.

2]Shaving - That's cool. I will like to see how you do it but it is not compulsory since it is not a turn on for me and I really don't care about it. Just be smooth, even if you are going to pour corrosive acid on your body 

3]Farting- This is bad not only when you are around your man but when you are around people generally. It is an inappropriate and unsociable behaviour.It is like farting during a business meeting or when in a classroom.It polutes the air around others.
I guess none of us urinate or defacate in public even though it is natural and everybody does it. You always go somewhere private. That's why toilets have doors and small windows.
So please, if you feel like farting, excuse yourself and go somewhere private unless it happens when you are sleeeping.That one you can't help it. 

4]Burp- I have absolutely no problem with that. It does not irritate or turn me off.

funloving
You're very right!
BLESS!

Funloving,

You are with your partner in your living room, just the two of you. Do you really expect her
to get up and go somewhere else if she has to fart.

I'm not talking about someone you met the day before, that I can understand.
But someone you are in a relationship with. What is so wrong with her letting rip
with you there. To me it just shows you are very comfortable in each others presence.
Certainly doesn't mean she is not lady like.

I am just suprised you guys are talking about fart as if it can kill someone . me I fart in my mans presence and all he does is hit me on my bom bom, we do it together, and he does not care, sometimes he watches me while in am in the rest room so what are we talking about.

Remember this is the person you will spend your life with and one God knows what will happen tomorrow, go to the hospital and see where women clean up their husbands who are in the bed and cannot move or see me do that, they do not feel irritated cos they are use to those things already, I have seen a man who ran away from the wife cos she had an accident and was bed ridden, he said he cannot clean her up just because they where not used to such things at the initial stage.

so people learn to do all this things cos no one knows tomorrow, be very free with your partner in all ways

Pls whats the No 2?
fill me in

@Bocam

No2 = Shite and No 1 is of course pee.

@ Dalene,

You be better person. I agree with you 99.9 %.
But believe, some persin fart fit kill o

Also I would say it is not everybody that you go out with in whose
presence you feel comfortable enough to fart openly. It takes time,
I'm sure you didn't fart in your now husband's presence on your first
or even second or third date. But once you have crossed the line that's it
you will both fart away to your heart's content.

mamaput:

What stuck up people girls are.
Once the honye moon is over , he is taking me for better for worse.
Once your Boyfriend/husband followes you into the labour ward, he will never see worse from you in your life

Mamaput has said it all. Nothing to add, nothing to subtract. Once a man follows you into the labour room and sees all the irritables (let me save the graphical description) associated with labour, then there is no other worse thing you can hide. I guess all those people saying my man must not see 'this' and 'that' have never really experienced true intimacy with a man. People with experience will tell you that all these are just girlish shyness that you will discard after your first few years in marriage.

@saintchux


that is why when u men see another woman u jump on her like u on fire, because of the unknown i am not saying to hide things from your partner just be discreet about those things it may not make sense but it works.

Skidoc:

Mamaput has said it all. Nothing to add, nothing to subtract. Once a man follows you into the labour room and sees all the irritables (let me save the graphical description) associated with labour, then there is no other worse thing you can hide. I guess all those people saying my man must not see 'this' and 'that' have never really experienced true intimacy with a man. People with experience will tell you that all these are just girlish shyness that you will discard after your first few years in marriage.

how can u compare labour and farting, having a baby is a blessing that two people experience together, farting is nasty and smelly and full of bacteria, it is disgusting, yes we all do it but we should excuse ourselves , go to the bathroom.