Ibb the thing get as he be ooo, I no know why the thing dey scata me for belle, any bad odour. it gets me straight and why aint u on da single thread? We have got ladies wanting to have a real time

where i dey since na? ashi, send me the thread link via YIM a.s.a.p,

mamaput, thank u, well said.

make man pikin die bcus he no wan man 2 giv am bad eye.

beginning of madness!!

i understand what mamput is saying, its true,u know women fart and poop on the labor table, so whenur husband have seen u do all this special things including bringing his baby into the world, i think she would be comfortable farting and stuff infront of her husband

as for me, i was with my BF for over 3 yrs in a long term relationship, even tho i always closed the bathroon door and never let me see him do all that stuf, he says i fart when im sleeping on occasion, hey it might sound a lil gross but what can i do, i guess he loved my smelly @$$. i jus tell him he farts too

blue, i think it's the smell of your mess that chased him to the perfume of another girl for survival. the truth about your break-up is gradually creeping out.

IBB ekwensu punish u , chei, the smell of my mess, if na my mess pursue am, watch what i put in the girls food, she ll mess till thy kindom come.

na u sabi d whole tori.

if you ask chinani, she'll say; it's just a statement. so why the insults?

but then, e fit b say na ur mess only say im no kno how to put am to u make u no feel offended. meanwhile, no winsh fit affect d girl because it is only normal for a girl who doesn't mess "5km-radius-mosquito-killer-mess" to welcome any guy who needs the hair in his nostrils treated.

u know i m jus kidding abeg, well buddy how come i aint seen u on yahoo in a minute, i dont think we finished our convo the last time

yes, blue!! it's you who has been away. i never see you online anymore. and i still haven't received that "HOTT" pic.

jus been a lil busy, sorry, but i think i am back now

well bossy blue, try to make me aware before running away. or do you think it was easy to conquer how many hundreds of thousands of men to win your heart?

so, when should i be expecting my package via email?

better be careful receiving that almighty package thru yah box! Yahoo is watching and i sure know diddy is watching beta be careful man mi

And blue, howdy? been some time now

How come u aint on da match making thread?

ashi, nuttin dey par!! for now, i am norturing blue's heart so no match-making for her.

I'm beginning to wonder why the discussion homed in on just farting. We're discussing three things -- what about the other two?

na d farting gan gan, be d koko, since its a known fact that most ladies would decide on what to do,when to do or how to do the rest. it is sorted but the farting issue na real wahala, but if woman fart when i dey cloud nine, abeg make she fart well well cus i am so sure my nose wont smell a thing at that time

Ashiwaju:

na d farting gan gan, be d koko, since its a known fact that most ladies would decide on what to do,when to do or how to do the rest. it is sorted but the farting issue na real wahala, but if woman fart when i dey cloud nine, abeg make she fart well well cus i am so sure my nose wont smell a thing at that time

Well, if it's oral you're giving, it might not be that funny.

Oops .

Zah, nobody cares about her pad swaps (blood has got just one color, but that type of blood contains extra particles) and shaving (she'll definitely come in clean and clear). those are inner issues. messing is a widespread matter, whether hidden or open.

Zah, that would be a NOT funny vibration and honestly, the girl might just face a baseball bat!!

Zah, it sure wont be funny and romantic, if its oral 69. thats straight into my brain? which kain this be dt? she want fry my brain alive?

IBB:


Zah, that would be a NOT funny vibration and honestly, the girl might just face a baseball bat!!

From the arch-defender of 'mess' himself.

Ashiwaju:

Zah, it sure wont be funny and romantic, if its oral 69. thats straight into my brain? which kain this be dt? she want fry my brain alive?

I think it'd be just perfect.

lmao @ ashi

you won't die. your old skull will just pop out with the braind and a new one will grow. it recently happened to a man in india (just his skull though).

hey ashi

hey zahy, long time no yan

bluenubian:

hey ashi

hey zahy, long time no yan

Hello Blue. I don't see you on messenger anymore.

u see and that is why i am not in india, please my brain is too expensive to be destroyed by some freaking mess. . . abegi. . .it took me years to build it and i wont let one ye ye make regenerate a new one

neva. u try that with me, i ll fast for 100 days

blue All that for moi:::: a whole 32. thanks  

gtg! gnite!

im there , i jus resorted to being invisible all the time

lmao @ this thread

@ Topic: U're so right

Lmfineao @ the thread topic n da various responses! Lol

Lmfineao @ the thread topic n da various responses! Lol

one Girl spent a night i ma room those days in the university, belive it or not she wet ma matrass before morning.please is this acceptable? !

It's not ideal no matter how close youy are.

utch:

one Girl spent a night i ma room those days in the university, believe it or not she wet ma matrass before morning.please is this acceptable? !

you need ya own topic fa dat.