Coco

Why do two people in a relationship have to be discrete about farting in front of each other.
I have never heard of anyone dieing from fart.

Vor

personally i do not fart around any one especially my man and i do not expect any one to do it around me.

funloving:

@murkina2
"you forgot about burp and sex
what is wrong with a girl talking about  sex ? if a girl is not comfortable talking sex with me then she is either just stuck up, pretending to be the saint she probably isn't or she is just the conventional, sexually unadventurous type.Motherly ,matronly type. The type I don't want to have anything intimate with.

1] Changing Tampax - I don't want to see how it is done. I don't want to know how it is done. I don't care about how it is done. It is not my business.Just be hygienic.

2]Shaving - That's cool. I will like to see how you do it but it is not compulsory since it is not a turn on for me and I really don't care about it. Just be smooth, even if you are going to pour corrosive acid on your body  

3]Farting- This is bad not only when you are around your man but when you are around people generally. It is an inappropriate and unsociable behaviour.It is like farting during a business meeting or when in a classroom.It polutes the air around others.
I guess none of us urinate or defacate in public even though it is natural and everybody does it. You always go somewhere private. That's why toilets have doors and small windows.
So please, if you feel like farting, excuse yourself and go somewhere private unless it happens when you are sleeeping.That one you can't help it.  

4]Burp- I have absolutely no problem with that. It does not irritate or turn me off.

@funloving i meant ex as in ex-partners and not sex

Coco

Why don't you shock him one day.

Take off your veil of feminimity and let
rip with the loudest smelliest fart you can summon up.
Then just look at him as if to say : and so what

I guarantee he will love you for it.(lol)

@VOR   

      lol lol lol(rolling on the ground laughing0

never, i have clients who say that that is one of their main problems in marriage it is just not right to do it around other people.

VOR:

Coco

Why do two people in a relationship have to be discrete about farting in front of each other.
I have never heard of anyone dieing from fart.

Some fart have been known to set off the smoke alarm.
So for those who think your lover's fart is Channel No.5
Beware!

lol lol lol lol lol omg

Coco29:


how can u compare labour and farting, having a baby is a blessing that two people experience together, farting is nasty and smelly and full of bacteria, it is disgusting, yes we all do it but we should excuse ourselves , go to the bathroom.

Labour is much much more disgusting than farting. Do you know what we are talking about here?

lol

how can u compare labour and farting, having a baby is a blessing that two people experience together, farting is nasty and smelly and full of bacteria, it is disgusting, yes we all do it but we should excuse ourselves , go to the bathroom.

what do you think a labour ward is like clean babys and clean toto.
Some women wee and shit.on themselves.

Coco29:

@VOR   

      lol lol lol(rolling on the ground laughing0

never, i have clients who say that that is one of their main problems in marriage it is just not right to do it around other people.

Hehehehe , you are either a comedian or you watch a lot of comedy. You mean some couples came to meet you for counselling and when you asked them the problem, the husband said "We have a main problem. My wife farted yesterday and the whole room was smelling. So please counsel us on what to do."  And you turned to the wife and said "Next time you want to fart, go to the bathroom, ok?" and she replied "Ok Ma." Or you probably lectured her on Farting and its health hazards, hehehehe.

mamaput:



what do you think a labour ward is like clean babys and clean toto.
Some women wee and rubbish.on themselves.

Mamaput, I think Coco is just joking lol. By the time she has her 1st baby, she will know what's up. Or if she's had a baby, I guess she was sleeping peacefully while the baby was popping out and when she woke up and saw blood around her, she thought it was blackcurrant.

Skidoc

You be correct guy. No mind Coco.

If fart de cause problem in a marriage you can bet your bottom dollar
that there is a more deep rooted problem somewhere and not the fart per se.
Remind me not to go to Coco for counselling.

hey loosen up,lil mama,y shuldn't i fart in front of ma man?

Me that even dose fatting compation.
The one about the tampon , I just ask my husband to turn his back on me.
If we are both in the bath room. when he hears the tap running that am washing my hands he turns round again. A tampon is changed in seconds and there is nothing so exciting about it that a man will want to look on .So i can ask him to back me.
If i do not like it , i will not even let him stay or come when am leaking.

Skidoc:

Labour is much much more disgusting than farting. Do you know what we are talking about here?

yes i do know what i am talking about, do u, it is a wonderful CLEAN experience

this thread is becoming a lil bit disgusting for me. what the hell? fart? in my presence? and you are my girl? i will puke and leave the house. dat aint feminine at all. damn, it really turns me off.

what is the problem here do not tell me that u do not see any thing wrong with farting out loud around other people

skidoc i am not joking i hate it.


and yes some couple have that problem maybe the husband maybe the wife- and i do not give advice that is not my job

Abee that's nasty girl stop it

Coco29:

what is the problem here do not tell me that u do not see any thing wrong with farting out loud around other people

skidoc i am not joking i hate it.


and yes some couple have that problem maybe the husband maybe the wife- and i do not give advice that is not my job

We weren't talking about farting out loud, or even silently for that matter, around just anybody.
This thread relates to farting in the presence of your nearest and dearest. i.e your partner.

Three things?

1. Never belch around him.
2. Don't scratch your a*s
3. Uh?

What's all this talk about farting and why has the 'gist' homed in on just that? I don't find it good for anyone - guy or lady to do so in my presence -- no matter how close he/she is to me.

If she accidentally lets it out -- come on, she's human -- and it's noisy, I'll wrestle her and tease her for days but that's about it. I think most guys saying all this are assuming a lady has to be perfect, to keep up with the notion that she has no smelly part .

When I do have a problem is if two people are in a relationship and find nothing better to do than to sit around letting out one after the other in a competition -- that's simply wacko!

come COCO, your parents fart around each other, don't they??

am sorry but i'll like 2 av a kind of relationship with my man where i can feel confortable farting in front of him n vice versa.

evry1 farts, its a known fact. so if he claims 2 love u n u claim 2 love him too, why can't u let it rip in front of each other.

2 b able 2 feel comfortable farting in front of your man n vice versa, thats what i call LOVE!!

lilnaomi:

come COCO, your parents fart around each other, don't they??

am sorry but i'll like 2 av a kind of relationship with my man where i can feel confortable farting in front of him n vice versa.

evry1 farts, its a known fact. so if he claims 2 love u n u claim 2 love him too, why can't u let it rip in front of each other.

2 b able 2 feel comfortable farting in front of your man n vice versa, thats what i call LOVE!!

I find this highly funny -- love indeed ! I just won't tolerate any intentional + reeking fart.

That's you @ Zahymaka.

rememba i aint jus talking bout any woman. am talkin bout ur woman, dt u r married 2 or about 2 get married 2.

if u dnt feel comfortable wiv her farting in ur presence, i advice u 2 reconsider that marriage

lilnaomi:

That's you @ Zahymaka.

rememba i aint jus talking bout any woman. am talkin bout your woman, dt you're married 2 or about 2 get married 2.

if u dnt feel comfortable with her farting in your presence, i advice you to reconsider that marriage

These are just my ethics. I don't feel I ought to display any obnoxious behavior in front of someone I love. Familiarity breeds contempt -- I'm very sure of that.

We'd do all these things to the ones we love but treat strangers fine -- is that what you're advocating?

I was comfortable around my parents and siblings who I lived with but I never did any such thing around them, simply because I take it as a sign of self-respect. If anything like that had been done accidentally, I'm sure they wouldn't have minded -- I never minded when something like that happened.

There's a thick line between comfort and plain nuisance -- I've got better things to do in a day than to sit in a room reeking of eggs and whatnot, with a lady smiling with a sense of achievement at having let go in my presence. Urrrrrgh!

Zahymaka, can i jus say u r taking this the wrong way.

U r right, it won't b right 2 KEEP farting infront of ur partner

but atleast, they shld feel comfortable 2 do that

ofcus they will feel the need 2 get up n excuse themselves some times

i dont know bout u but i'll like 2 know at the back of my mind that i can let it rip infront of my man wivout him lookin at me wiv contempt or watnot. i'll like 2 him 2 do it front of me too cus if my man has neva farted infront of me, i'll think he's got a problem wiv his organs lol.

n relationships u av wiv strangers is different from that u av wiv ur partner, cus u know ur partner, u dnt know d strangers, u wanna let it rip, move away from them.

When you're about to do a number 2 and you get the urge, it wouldn't do to rip off -- those ones can blow off one's sinuses.

I understand where you're coming from -- cheers!

nothin is wrong with doing all that stuff but definetly not No 2, i think that stuff is a neccessary digusting act(forgive me ladies) and i speak from experience.

lilnaomi:

come COCO, your parents fart around each other, don't they??

am sorry but i'll like 2 av a kind of relationship with my man where i can feel confortable farting in front of him n vice versa.

evry1 farts, its a known fact. so if he claims 2 love u n u claim 2 love him too, why can't u let it rip in front of each other.

2 b able 2 feel comfortable farting in front of your man n vice versa, thats what i call LOVE!!

i am 29 yrs old and live with my kids, and no my dad did not do that my mother o god she would die.


i forgot about N2 i need a coffee before going there nasty nasty nasty

Coco29:

i am 29 years old and live with my kids, and no my dad did not do that my mother o god she would die.


i forgot about N2 i need a coffee before going there nasty nasty nasty

You are 29?? I could bet you are 16/17/18! No offence intended and I'm not basing my bet on this thread alone.

Skidoc:

You are 29?? I could bet you are 16/17/18! No offence intended and I'm not basing my bet on this thread alone.

I believe some people come here to have fun and release the inner childlike spirit -- which I believe is good for the soul.

Zahymaka:

I believe some people come here to have fun and release the inner childlike spirit -- which I believe is good for the soul.

Oh I see, thanks for pointing that out. Now I can heave a sigh of relief!