@ Jackal,

I just entered Naija a couple of days ago. My life in the last 2
weeks have been hotels and air planes.

You've still got time as per the service. I'll ask a few questions
around. Remember to drop it here in a few months to remind us
all.

@ Akinalabi,

Remember to drop what? I didn't quite get what u was saying there?

Airplanes n Hotels? It seems u r living the life to the max.
Is u a football agent?
MC Omo is a budding talent. . . . Pls help him a get club in Liberia.

@ Jackal

With all the stuff u listed for camp,Methinks NYSC should just set up camp for @ prolly The Waldorf Astoria.

Where the hell do u think ur about to get to, Cancun? Dude u make me laugh!!!!!

@ Hugoboi,

C'mon geezer,

Are u saying NYSC Lagos dont allow corp members go out of the camp?
I heard Lagos residents are allowed to go home n come back the next day to free up space for peops from other states.
That is all i need. . . . .

Yeah right! same ol' story we all heard only for us to hit camp and get the shocker of our lives.Infact mine was like KiriKiri mixed wiv Alcatraz,

@ Hugoboi,

U gotta be kidding me!!!!
How do u eat, drink, toilet, socialise, watch footie games n stuffs?
Alcatraz? I don't believe u.

Believe it or not my ni**a,it dont matter! D camp commandant was so up our asses that we could eat,piss,shit or even scope a broad without the stench of his nostrils loomin over.It was all>>>>>(wats the appropriate word again )>hmm>>>>>>>>>Fuckery!!
I was so messed up that i couldnt wait for the three to end for me to get my skinny butt outta d damn place!!

@ Chac

I served in Zamfara and that place was the bomb

If you like chicks in hijabs that is plus rent is dirt cheap but no HiTV yet, there was DSTV though.

If you got enough cash, you can spend the nights in town and come to camp everyday, a friend of mine drove his C-class into camp everyday


On Sunday's game. . . not much to say except: Arsenal give it your best, but the title is beyond you this season. Lay down a marker for next season if possible, but harbouring dreams of the title is sheer tomfoolery.

@ Hugoboi,

Dont discourage me, bruv!!!!
These camp commandants can be bought.
I don't want any para-military scumbag triple-beaming me ass. . . . .
Were u in Lagos or Taraba State?

@ Debosky,

U served in Zamfara?
Bloody Hell. . . . . . U is one nigga from the concrete street!!!!
Cash wont be any problem. . . . . .I just wanna rest me head in a decent Hotel n drive to camp every morning with a take-away.
No Hijabs please. . . . . . many of em carry TNT bombz these days.

Tomorrow's game. . . . . . Its purely academic.
Y'all twats messed up this season. . . . . Chelsea at OT was colourless due to Jose's sack.
Liverpool at OT was worthless(no thanks to Mascherano). . . . Arsenal at OT wont live up to its billing cos the gap is too wide!!!!
How i wish we were level on points going into the game. . . .
Meanwhile, expect a collateral damage 2mrw. . . . . Man Utd 3-0 Arsenal.

On Sunday's game. . . not much to say except: Arsenal give it your best, but the title is beyond you this season. Lay down a marker for next season if possible, but harbouring dreams of the title is sheer tomfoolery.

So what does thios statement imply? YOUR SEASON IS DAMNING OVER.

I can't believe you used Two long lines in summarising that. I just used few words, son!!!!

I love it when Y'all confess. . All Mancs are like Y'alls priest on this site., so keep on confessing son, You are even free to confess about pulling a "Nightrider"

On Sunday's game. . . not much to say except: Arsenal give it your best, but the title is beyond you this season. Lay down a marker for next season if possible, but harbouring dreams of the title is sheer tomfoolery.

Lastly Debo, you know what this above statement reminds me of? It reminds me of the guy whose house was burning and yet ran out shouting "A conflagaration of all sorts have just engulfed my domicile." . You and i know about this parable well and the result of the burning house, right?

@ Chac

I'm discouragin u bro!! and u r right.Dem commandants can actully be bought.just pray your guardian angel doesnt go to sleep when they post u.I went to camp loaded to the hilt but it didnt do sh*t, I tried to pass a few stacks around but it worsened my case.the fuckers felt i was demeanin they asses [like it was worth sh*t].Nearly got me ass fried for that.tried redeployment and that didnt work either!!

On sunday>>>>
Assnal is finished,Barca is next on line!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MW I served in Bauchi

@ Debosky,

You served in Zamfara?
Bloody Hell. . . . . . You is one nigga from the concrete street!!!!
Cash wont be any problem. . . . . .I just want to rest me head in a decent Hotel n drive to camp every morning with a take-away. 
No Hijabs please. . . . . . many of em carry TNT bombz these days.

@Jackal

Dammmn Son, that was some anti-ISLAM-ish you just posted here and you damn well know your ass probably have a Pakistani neighbour in your environ

You know the Pakistanis don't take no prisoners when it comes to their Hijab and Sunna issues

Imma give them your coordinates and they ma throw some molotov cocktails right at your bedside. You wake up getting your ass fried before travelling to Lagos for your NYSC

@ Rikkyjen,

Did u really use 5 sentences to summarise Debosky's eulogy?
Me counted 5 WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Debosky knows their season is over. . . .only a pillock would think otherwise.
When was the last time u saw Banderas, Ritchboy and Lordimapq on this forum?
Those are the signs.

I am watching Barca's game now. . . . . This team is promising.
All they need is one great result to kick their season back to LIFE.
Etoo scored a delightful header 62 secs after kick-off. . . . .  .Giovanni supplied a subliminal cross and Etoo just guided it in.
Fergie has confessed Vida will make the trip to Blackburn next week. . . Can't wait to have everyone back.
It's squeaky bum time. . . . . .This Barca team could be DANGEROUS.

@ Hugoboi,

Bauchi? U dare compare Bauchi para-military geezers to Lagos?
U gotta be kidding me. . . . . The geezers there dunno the value of money.
Lagosians always stay on point. . . . They know what time it is!!!

@ Rikkyjen,

Did u really use 5 sentences to summarise Debosky's eulogy?
Me counted 5 WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually Son, i edited it before you posted this correction, Thanks!!

I was like dammn it, 5 sentences is even more than Debosky's epistles!!!

@ rikky

this aint no conflagration of anything

Its a tacit admission of the end of the season, play for pride cos thats all we have left now.

My epistle writing days are suspended till May, after that I will produce my 10 part series Encyclopedia Deboskia

@ Chac

Mayne, that Zamfara move was not easy, but now, throw me in Saudi Arabia or Iran and I'll make it

Bauchi geezers may be easier than Lagos ones, cos everyone in Lag camp has MAJOR cheddar to throw around, you may have better luck with those hombres up North

MU 1 Arsenal 1 is my prediction, we retain some pride and MU's charge is slowed a little.

@ Chac

U see wat i mean.It up to mother luck for not to get hitched for a ride up nawth cos trust me,it aint a journey a fella enjoys!!

@ Rikkyjen,

Etoo's form is worrying!!!!!
He just scored the goal of the season few moments ago.
What a blinder from 20 yards!!!!!!

Messi is back, just came in as a sub some minutes ago . . . .

But this Barca side doesn't scare me at all; Recreativo just equalised for the 2nd time!!!

Don't worry about Etoo. We'll handle him. Besides, whats
the use of him scoring a goal when Ronaldo and company
can put 4 past them?

@ Akinalabi,

Barca's biggest problem is their muppet defence and goal-keeper.
Besides, LUCK is just against Rijkaard and his team.
The 1st goal they conceded never even crossed the line and a visually-impaired line assistant gave it as a goal.
Whatever we do, we need our back 4 FIT with Neville, Silvestre and Pique as back up!!!!

@ Jackal!

Nevermind Barca, all what we need is a Robinsonesque Howler from valdes

The fact is that valdes sucks phat hairy ballz, so expect him to do him to show some horrendous goalkeeping and trust any one of our triumvirate to prance on that!

The skill of Eto, the indefatigilibity of Messi, the absence of Puyol et al wont affect this tie because with or without the unsettled Ronaldinho Barca have been woeful

Son, aint nobody is stopping Putin from watching us from inside his Kremlin in Moscow .

Our samba and counter-attacking football would wake up Kruschecv and his other dead Soviet comrades Cos United's war-like approach to that Moscow game would be in comparison with the way 'em Soviets approached the Cold War!!!!!

United Scared of Barca? Its like saying Bill Clinton was scared of getting head in the White house. . In this case, the presence of fear is inexistential!!!

I saw Guillem Balague on SkySports claiming that Barca are happy they got Utd instead of Liverpool and Chelski.The reason:we play attacking football and they will have more spaces to exploit.They think we are more vulnerable in our defence.

This is proof those Catalan idiots are illiterates.Even Steve Wonder,by looking at the league,will realize that we have the strongest defence in the Prem.

Did they not see the game against Roma in Rome?

@ Rikkyjen,

U didnt see the game, did ya?
Blimey, u need to see Messi's first touch and how he sped past a defender like a bullet!!!!
Tell u what. . . . . Barca Vs Man Utd will be a great advert for footie!!!!
Last season it was Kaka Vs Ronaldo. . . . . .This is season it will be Messi Vs Ronnie.

@ 4play

Barca's goals come from the ability to create from midfield/their exceptional forwards. . .if they get room in the final third or in midfield, they can hurt you. Chelski and Liverpool would likely close them down too much in such areas. Going back to MU's defensive record and what not, with due respect, apart from Torres or Drogba, the MU defence hasn't really been tested by quality forwards this season, so having the best defensive record is not a long shot also taking into consideration that they've had the most stable back 4 of the top teams.

Messi and Eto'o can hurt MU, not forgetting Henry of course - if he can get beyond his diva issues and focus on footie, what a waste of talent playing left instead of down the center.

Roma, with all respect to Vucinic did not present enough of a threat, and Rio's once in a blue moon 'rolls royce' performances made things look easy too.

@ Debosky,

Are u high on spliffs again?
8 months gone in the season and United's defence hasn't been tested? Who would test it then?
We have played against Benzema, Govou, Shevchenko, Torres, Totti etc and u come here to spew ur usual buffoonery?
U can't be serious.

Barca's forward line is superb and so is United's attack.
If Barca bomb forward and they get caught on the break. . . .THE HOLY TRINITY's counter will expose Thuram, Milito and Abidal.
Blimey If United can have Brown/Neville-Rio-Vida-Evra fit then United will play in Moscow in May.
It's going to be a great game. . . . . . Better than the crap game Arsenal played against Milan the other night.

I am finding it difficult to sleep. I am eagerly waiting for Whistle @ the commencement of the match.

MAN UNITED IS UNDOUBTEDLY THE BEST CLUB IN THE WORLD AT THE MOMENT. RED DEVILS FOR LIVE

Its coundown to an Arse Whuppin!!

NAME YOUR POSSIBLE LINE UP FOR UNITED BEFORE IT BEGINS,
i will go for

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nice squad

Oshea as right full back??>>>>>>>> OMG!!>>>>>>>>thats recipe for disaster
Sir Alex dares not.Being a tactician @ the highest level,he knows betta than that.
O'Shea is just a timebomb waiting to explode and i say we ship him off to Siberia
@ the next available opportunity.