I don't know if you guys know this joke but anyway I just wanted to share.

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Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday, and would probably have a present for me. She didn't even say 'Good Morning' let alone any Happy Birthday.

I thought, well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember. The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said' Good morning boss, Happy Birthday. So I felt a little better; someone had remembered.

I worked until noon. Then Janet knocked on my door and said, You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me. I said, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go.?

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go to; we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, You know, it's such a beautiful day, We don't need to go back to the office, do we?
I said 'No, I guess not. She said, Let's go to my apartment. After arriving at her apartment she said' Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.

Sure, I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake,
followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends.

All were singing 'Happy Birthday'and there on the couch I sat... naked. And that is why I fired my secretary!

  Nice one

Sweetnini, you rock!

This was so funny! Thanks for sharing!

Nice joke there Noye! U rock!!!!

fabian, what does your signature stand for?

What would Jesus do, right?

duh! i feel so smart

Nice Joke man.

Motee:

Nice Joke man.

Man? she's a female!

oh gosh! sorry about that

it's aiight

This is hugely funny.

BTW, why do guys go ahead to mention that they've read some jokes posted here before? I honestly don't think its a good thing. To me, it takes of the thrill for the poster, and of course the readers. Just don't bother pointing that out to guys.

what do u mean guys? Is hotangel a guy too?

daing lulababy.. U sooo cool.

me too

Copyright. You aint cool.. copycat!

copy dog.

read my siggy!

read mine too!

yours sucks! mine rocks!

says who?

says "dyslexics untie"

Wesley, i know i can save myself some shame and check the dictionary for wat dyslexics mean, but will u please tell me the meaning?? I actually prounounce it as DiLesics. I know i sound dumb... forgive me.

it's not anything serious just an excuse for me to have a typo or make stupid statements and get away with it. i'll just say i'm dyslexic (I spell words wrong) .
untie is the wrong spelling for unite.
one of my teachers is "dyslexic" or so he says when he spells stuff wrong

uhhh?? U know it's soo easy to confuse confused people eh?

Wesley is actually beginning to make some sense to me lately.

:shakes head: tis tis tis.....

Wat's with this shakes head thingy?

i'm shaking my head? and thinking tis tis tis ?