SpcAgtOko:

how far?

Closer than u think.

I just dey
I'm cold lonely in d dark and in need of a bedtime story. Other than that I guess I'm just fine! Been flipping the pages in sirius black's topic.


how ur prince charming.

Silkmoth33:

Closer than u think.

I just dey
I'm cold lonely in d dark and in need of a bedtime story. Other than that I guess I'm just fine! Been flipping the pages in sirius black's topic.


how ur prince charming.

Hes very charming.
I have a scary story to tell...

Jbluv55:
Buhahahaha . Cows and chickens can be made to be pets you know .

I once had a goat I reared for years. It was a pet to me cos I gave it a name and could communicate with it but eventually it was sold to be eaten when I was away .

We named our cows "Dinner"

SpcAgtOko:

Hes very charming.
I have a scary story to tell...

Ok wait i need to remove thiz hairwax from my shin first


1,2,3 yiiiiiiiikkkkeeeeeesss!!!!!!!!! Fuçk blood is oozing out of my sweat pores.

Cucumber slices check

Pyjamas check

OK i'm listening!

SpcAgtOko:

We named our cows "Dinner"

what kind of person names her cow, dinner!

Silkmoth33: what kind of person names her cow, dinner!

One that is planning on eating said cows

Silkmoth33:
Ok wait i need to remove thiz hairwax from my shin first


1,2,3 yiiiiiiiikkkkeeeeeesss!!!!!!!!! Fuçk blood is oozing out of my sweat pores.

Cucumber slices check

Pyjamas check

OK i'm listening!

Why the hell would you do that? That just sounds like a dumb idea...(waxing and listening to my stories)

SpcAgtOko:

Why the hell would you do that? That just sounds like a dumb idea...(waxing and listening to my stories)

I'm done already. I was removing the last plaster.
Now how about that story!

Enchantment mode on!

Silkmoth33: I'm done already. I was removing the last plaster.
Now how about that story!

Enchantment mode on!

I lied. I don't have any stories. But I will listen to one from you.

SpcAgtOko:

I lied. I don't have any stories. But I will listen to one from you.

OK then
Once upon a time in land far away called neverland there lived a beautiful bright girl called dinner. She had a pretty Scottish accent and loved by her fair maidens fetching jars of water at her palace's well.
And She lived in her palace with her prince charming happily ever after. The end.

SpcAgtOko:

We named our cows "Dinner"

Hahahaha .....ok. In some places, the dogs are named 'Lunch' .

In the remix version.
Her online admirer and stalker grew green with envy at her prince.
And one day changed him to a cow.

Jbluv55:
Hahahaha .....ok. In some places, the dogs are named 'Lunch' .

oh hey mate! Welcome back!

Silkmoth33: oh hey mate! Welcome back!

Thanks sire . How's you?

Silkmoth33: In the remix version.
Her online admirer and stalker grew green with envy at her prince.
And one day changed him to a cow.

I was going to say your story sucked (no offence) but this was redeeming

Jbluv55:
Hehehehe . For now abi?

Forever!

SpcAgtOko:

Am still waiting on my last request

Besides its a fasting day today for me.

no wahala

Jbluv55:



Its a delicacy in the North...called tantabara .

hehehe

wetin people no go chop

alorax2:

mmmmmmm, delicious, ok am waiting for him o

sorry mi'lady i couldnt make it last night.

You know, business.

am i pardoned?

KiddaBlingzz: no wahala

Wahala Gan.

Jbluv55:
Its done Sir Muell .

How about you sir? What do I provide you?

Oops, I doze off ...well yhu can get me some water this morning. I'll come rock the bar later in the night, *whispers into his ear* I hope yhu will be kind enuff to get me a companion when i come

SpcAgtOko:

I was going to say your story sucked (no offence) but this was redeeming

whatever rocks ur boat, DAT story put me to sleep though.

Jbluv55:
Thanks sire . How's you?

I'm fine thank u sir.
Feeling refreshed and all!
How is ur family?
How market today?

Jbluv55:
Baba o . Olorun ni yio ko wa yo o .

Meanwhile, we get ebola detectors for this relaxation center o. Na why some people nor fit enter o .

I alobam bro . How's u? O to'jo meta.

Amin ooo.

So , I was at the Hospital the other day and they were checking everyone to see whose temperature is high - Ebola symptom. My mum called me to come check: I vexed. I was like NEVER!! I AIN'T DOING NO EBOLA SH.I.T. TEST!! Meanwhile my heart was beating so fast a passerby could have heard. Nevertheless, I was consoling myself that I don't have Ebola

Hope you won't chase me away with the Ebola detector thingy here too??

Anyways, I'm cool man. On break..still in bed as rain is falling. WBU?

KiddaBlingzz: sorry mi'lady i couldnt make it last night.

You know, business.

am i pardoned?

let me think about it

alorax2:

U know now

Just like that

Hum
Good morning and make ur week counts for good

alorax2:

let me think about it

think?

Ok na. I'm patiently waiting.

dre11:

Ur text was written up side down
That's why I didn't see the rest of that post


So u know that u can suffocated someone sha

I will be careful to manage the place

upside down ke , I was thinking you didn't know .




good morning jare , hope you slept well ?

Emmyk:

Amin ooo.

So , I was at the Hospital the other day and they were checking everyone to see whose temperature is high - Ebola symptom. My mum called me to come check: I vexed. I was like NEVER!! I AIN'T DOING NO EBOLA SH.I.T. TEST!! Meanwhile my heart was beating so fast a passerby could have heard. Nevertheless, I was consoling myself that I don't have Ebola

Hope you won't chase me away with the Ebola detector thingy here too??

Anyways, I'm cool man. On break..still in bed as rain is falling. WBU?

Hehehehe . Prevention is always known to be better than cure, so while the ebola isn't eradicated yet its best to prevent further spread of it. We haven't recorded any cases yet in my vicinity(Ibadan) and here in the bar so you are safe .

Weather is cool here o. It rained a bit earlier sha. We dey kampe .

Elantracey:



upside down ke , I was thinking you didn't know .




good morning jare , hope you slept well ?

I did a bit....
But would have being better if u had giving me the full good night hug I deserve

dre11:


Just like that

Hum
Good morning and make ur week counts for good

Amen o