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Funny Pick-up Lines by DSuperWoman(f): 10:36pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
I came across some pick up lines and wondered if guys had gone crazy. These are the funniest pickup lines ever. 1) You must be a broom cuz you just swept my feet away. 2) Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I wanted to give you a notice that I noticed 3) Excuse me, cupid called he said he needs my heart back. 4) I've lost my phone number, can I have yours. 5) Hi I'm Mr Right, someone said you were looking for me. 6) The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. 7) Can I domesticate you ? I feel like Richard Gere cuz I'm standing next to a pretty woman. Read full article here http://www.dsuperwoman.com/2012/12/funny-pickup-lines_28.html?m=1 Add yours 1 Like |
Re: Funny Pick-up Lines by MizMyColi(f): 11:09pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
funny lines here. |
Re: Funny Pick-up Lines by ekochris(m): 11:09pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
give me ur number, i gotta phone heaven and inform dem that i have found the missing angel |
Re: Funny Pick-up Lines by Nobody: 11:10pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
I'll buy u dinner |
Re: Funny Pick-up Lines by macsika: 11:15pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
Can I slot my atm card into your machine? That's the best question to ask a Security man, if you don't know how to use an atm machine. |
Re: Funny Pick-up Lines by Nobody: 11:20pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
-Did you just fart? 'Cause you're blowing me away. 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Pick-up Lines by Dubby6(m): 11:26pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
Baby ure d EGG in my EGGROLL, without u i am BUNS 5 Likes |
Re: Funny Pick-up Lines by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 2:27am On Aug 20, 2014 |
Dubby6: Baby ure d EGG in my EGGROLL, without u i am BUNS tf?!!....kids pick-up lines,wack rhymes nd did i jus hear u mention BUNS God!!! I miss dat snacks! |
Re: Funny Pick-up Lines by youngds: 8:58am On Aug 20, 2014 |
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Re: Funny Pick-up Lines by DSuperWoman(f): 8:05pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
hilarious Ceasar1: -Did you just fart? 'Cause you're blowing me away. |
Re: Funny Pick-up Lines by DSuperWoman(f): 8:35pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
Hahahaha. Crazy Dubby6: Baby ure d EGG in my EGGROLL, without u i am BUNS |
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