Hey guys, guess what. My phone is faulty and is currently undergoing repair. I tried updating with my second phone, but its a touch screen and am not used to typing with it.
The goodnews is, am getting my phone tomorrow and you can expect an update before 12pm.
Abeg wen is Chelsea playing Liverpool?

D9ty7:
Hey guys, guess what. My phone is faulty and is currently undergoing repair. I tried updating with my second phone, but its a touch screen and am not used to typing with it.
The goodnews is, am getting my phone tomorrow and you can expect an update before 12pm.
Abeg wen is Chelsea playing Liverpool?

kick-off time for the match is 1:45pm. Meanwhile welcome bk

D9ty7:
Hey guys, guess what. My phone is faulty and is currently undergoing repair. I tried updating with my second phone, but its a touch screen and am not used to typing with it.
The goodnews is, am getting my phone tomorrow and you can expect an update before 12pm.
Abeg wen is Chelsea playing Liverpool?

No lele bros i blv u sori abt d 4one

Hello D9ty7 and my fellow readers. Today is the grand finale for the Miss NL competition. Please i need your votes. Its simple what you have to do,just click on this link www.nairaland.com/1986755/miss-nairaland-december-2014-contest and type "i vote jennimma". Voting starts by 10am and ends by 7pm. Thank you so much.

D9ty7 nice job man kip it up......4 nw kelvin iz my best xter[color=#990000][/color]

oluwatunechi:
D9ty7 nice job man kip it up......4 nw kelvin iz my best xter[color=#990000][/color]

please my dear,vote for me by clicking on this link and typing "i vote jennimma " www.nairaland.com/1986755/miss-nairaland-december-2014-contest. Please,help me.thank u

Jennimma:
Hello D9ty7 and my fellow readers. Today is the grand finale for the Miss NL competition. Please i need your votes. Its simple what you have to do,just click on this link www.nairaland.com/1986755/miss-nairaland-december-2014-contest and type "i vote jennimma". Voting starts by 10am and ends by 7pm. Thank you so much.

jennimma, me didn't know you're in my school and department. How you preparing for exams? Best of luck dear

handie:
jennimma, me didn't know you're in my school and department. How you preparing for exams? Best of luck dear

my dear,i'm only a fresher and would resume january. Its good to know you're a unibest student and in my department too. Btw,i hope u've voted for me?*smiles*

handie:
jennimma, me didn't know you're in my school and department. How you preparing for exams? Best of luck dear

clears throat , bros i hail o

Jennimma:

my dear,i'm only a fresher and would resume january. Its good to know you're a unibest student and in my department too. Btw,i hope u've voted for me?*smiles*

of course na. if you've got any school issue, feel free to send me a DM

handie:
of course na. if you've got any school issue, feel free to send me a DM

aiit dear,u've no problem

You'll definitely take the crown home

Jennimma:
Hello D9ty7 and my fellow readers. Today is the grand finale for the Miss NL competition. Please i need your votes. Its simple what you have to do,just click on this link www.nairaland.com/1986755/miss-nairaland-december-2014-contest and type "i vote jennimma". Voting starts by 10am and ends by 7pm. Thank you so much.

Update coming much later in the evening. Please bear with me

D9ty7, my patience have overgrown to its acme. Try and subdue these hunger of ours by putting something on the table of expectation. My God bless the neurons in your brain.

Yes boss!

alabig:
D9ty7, my patience have overgrown to its acme. Try and subdue these hunger of ours by putting something on the table of expectation. My God bless the neurons in your brain.

Ghost mode deactivated. oga D9TY7.... U R THE BOMB. I SALUTE ALL...

You are the reason why I always want to deliver the best.

profsomebody:
Ghost mode deactivated. oga D9TY7.... U R THE BOMB. I SALUTE ALL...

Jennimma:

aiit dear,u've no problem

Bia Jennifer.. You've already won o.
Should i now send my account number for nominating and standing by you all through?

If u can actually see how my facial expression looked like right now, u are gonna update ASAP

dechandel:

Bia Jennifer.. You've already won o.
Should i now send my account number for nominating and standing by you all through?

Ole ni e!!

D9ty7:
Update coming much later in the evening. Please bear with me

something is wrong with dis boy
*picks koboko* dem don use am flog u be4, U go receive am 2day
*flogs D9ty7 5 strokes* oya go update or 12 dey come
*smoothens my tuxedo aand runs 2 my post*
ANY ORDERS

D9ty7:
You are the reason why I always want to deliver the best.

[b]BEST KE! [b]
ifa catch u eeh
For days you've been starving us updates naw u claim......

D9ty7:
You are the reason why I always want to deliver the best.

[b] BEST KE! [b]
ifa catch u eeh
For days you've been starving us updates naw u claim......

D9ty7:
You are the reason why I always want to deliver the best.

BEST KE!
ifa catch u eeh
For days you've been starving us updates naw u claim......

Grab your drinks and refreshment as you settle down to read this update. The second update is loading and before you know it, ama drop it.
Adewealth027
Niwdog
Onosj
Labaski
Onemansquad
Kingphilip
Fatalveli
tecno4life
Alabig and others.

--continuation--
Tolani was lying on her mattress watching a movie on her laptop when a knock sounded on the door:
"Yes who is it?" She asked as she quickly adjusted her almost fallen skirt and made for the door.
She unfastened the door lock and yanked it open.
"Welcome." She greeted and walked away leaving the way for her friend and only surviving roomate to walk in.
"How have you been?" Dolapo asked as she walked in and slumped onto the bed.
"Am good. How was your outing?" Tola asked.
"Not bad. Dara sent her greeting." She replied.
Silence enveloped the room as Dolapo busied herself with undressing while Tolani returned to her laptop and put on her headset.
A few minutes later, Dolapo was clad in only her towel as she made for the bathroom. She had vowed not to talk to Tola throughout the evening and she is really doing well by keeping the promise.
"There is rice in the warmer. You can warm it if you are interested." Tola said and immediately she returned to her laptop screen.
If there is one thing she loved about Tolani, it was her hospitality, her mother-do-good attitude but the major turn off was her snobbish attitude and ability to keep malice for years. Even though she(Dolapo) herself was snobbish, she hates to see someone else being snobbish.
She decided to pay her in her coin as she ignored her and walked into the bathroom. Now she was forced to talk to her roomate.
"You didn't tell me we are out of water." Dolapo said re-emerging from the bathroom.
"Sorry. You didn't tell me you wanted to use the bathroom."
Dolapo stood rooted to the spot, contemplating on what to do. Maybe put on something and quickly go downstairs to fetch water from the tap since the water tap in their bathroom is no longer working and the hostel's porter chosed to leave them to the stress of climbing the stairs with bucket full of water.
Tolani seeing her friend in a serious dilema decided to help her out.
"Let me help you get water from the tap." Tola said.
Dolapo smiled on hearing this. Tola picked up a bucket and hurriedly walked out of the room.
"Only God knows what I could have done without this girl." Dolapo thought:
++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Deoye brought his car to a halt in front of a two bedroom flat apartment in the highbrow area of Lagos. He alighted and locked the door and proceeded to his cousin's apartment.
"Yea who is it?" A female voice asked from within.
She recognised the girl at once as his cousin's girlfriend.
The door was yanked open to reveal a dark skinned beauty who stood a few inches taller than he was.
"Good afternoon." She greeted.
"Afternoon. Please is Don in?" Deoye asked.
"Nope. He left for the stores a few minutes ago. You must be...."
"Deoye." He completed.
"His cousin?" She asked.
"Yeah! Will you at least let me come in?"
"oh! Sorry. My bad." She said opening the door wider for him to walk in.
He could feel his member rise up as a result of the blood pumped into his pelvic region. The last time he felt like this was when he was in love with his late girlfriend, Hadiza. He knew what he was feeling, he was sex starved and he knew it. He needed the opposite sex to quench his thirst and hunger. One stood before him but he possibly can't bed his cousin's girlfriend even though he was unsure of the lady's status. He knew she was certainly not the girl his cousin introduced to him on the social media. Maybe one of his side chicks.
"What can I offer you?" She asked bringing him out of his reverie. It was now he noticed her dressing. She was dressed in a transparent nightie which showed her undies. It seems like she wore it on purpose, maybe to seduce Don when he returns from wherever he went to but she has succeeded in seducing him as much as he tried to take his mind off it.
"Hello." She called as she smiled on realising the effect her presence was having on him.
"You said what?" He asked.
"I did not say what. I said what can I offer you?" She asked.
"You. I want nothing but you." He had spilled it out before he realised what he just said.
"Then come get me." She replied smiling.
That was easy but he is not ready to blow up his chances as this might be his only chance to quench his thirst. He is not a fan of brothel and so he decided to take his chances.

--to be continued--

D9ty7:
Grab your drinks and refreshment as you settle down to read this update. The second update is loading and before you know it, ama drop it.
Adewealth027
Niwdog
Onosj
Labaski
Onemansquad
Kingphilip
Fatalveli
tecno4life
Alabig and others.

HIP HIP HIP!!! HURRAY
wow jennimma has finally brought the crown 2 literature section

waiter pls kip 1crate of barolo on ma table nd 1 basin of peper soup
jennimma has won

JeffreyJamez:


Ole ni e!!

Kilode?
I always knew she was gonna take the crown hence the nomination o.. Leave me lemme take part of the glory o

Second update dropping in few minutes.

Dis deoye guy no dy hear word o frm 1 trouble to anoda 1

Bro, ¥♡̨̐υ̲̣̥ are on point jwoor. Kip doing it.

Onemansquad:

HIP HIP HIP!!! HURRAY
wow jennimma has finally brought the crown 2 literature section

waiter pls kip 1crate of barolo on ma table nd 1 basin of peper soup
jennimma has won

yeah we the literature section voted for her massively. Am waiting for jennimma to bring the trophy in here *celebrating* meanwhile D9ty7 tanks for the update, but i observe u used she instead of he, when doeye saw his cousin's gf