Leopantro:

AND YOU ARE LAUGHING?! that device utilizes infra-red rays that can burn the retina of the eyes and can cause blindness.

DO NOT LOOK INTO THE INFRA-RED PORT OF THE DEVICE

Guy I never said I looked into the stuff, just only the man pointed it to my eyes please....

NobleG1: It shows how st*upid some Nigerians are. What has BP (Blood Pressure) got to do with body temperature?
And is checking body temperature a way to diagnose Ebola?
A so-called bank supposed to know better! So much st*upid people in Nigeria.

Acidosis: location, sir?

jaykaylegend: I also went to collect my ATM card yesterday at area 11 branch and we even had to wash our hands with water mixed with chlorine before we were allowed to enter...

krall: it an infra red temperature scanner. it doesnt need to touch the surface.

olrotimi: Its been ages since i last went to the banking hall, however i had to visit the bank to renew my ATM card. On getting there i noticed the porter putting a device to customers' head.before they enter the banking hall. When it got to my turn, the following conversation ensued:

Porter: Goodmorning Sir, welcome to XYZ bank.....

Me: Thankyou.

Porter: Sir let me check your BP [pointing device to my head]

Me: [curiously wandering what business banks have with BP
[device beeps]

Porter: See[showing me device reading] your BP is normal, 36.7

In my mind am like 'oh! loool,in their mind these guys are taking 'precautionary measures' to fish out those with ebola cos its widely advertised that fever is a key feature of ebola.

Interesting enough, there was a suspected case of ebola with classical presentation on monday at the Teaching Hosp of which i was the casualty officer who saw the patient & funny enough the patient died shortly after presenting(sample sent to lagos came out yesterday to be negative).

The info obviously got to town prompting the bank to begin temp check.
So am beginning to ask myself, does it mean an ill patient(maybe with malaria) cannot transact in the bank again? Arent we taking this ebola thngy a little bit too far?

egopersonified:

Okay, thats good to know, maybe I should get one to scan those who sit beside me in church, my colleagues and clients, my hairdresser and any other person that shares my air space.

gistmelove: i guess is all bank

adidison: Porter: Sir let me check your BP [pointing device to my head]


is it not temperature/ fever for Ebola ... thought BP was blood pressure ... is that what he really said? BP? omo na mass quarantine of hypertensive patients be that for XYZ bank lol..

olrotimi:
exactly, we're just not ready for ebola. those over the counter wear disposable gloves to avoid contact with money handled by customers buh thrs this dude who wanted to count a wad of notes when the machine was malfunctioning. He tried it with his gloves on buh it was really clumsy, d guy jus vex comot the gloves.

Beync: Me sef I no dey borrow anything from person again, even biro I carry my own and I no dey give you for bank. I dey even carry my convertible chair go bank in case crowd too much and I won sidon. Hehe

Acidosis: location, sir?

IYANGBALI: I hope you will also stop borrowing people,s undies too?

Beync: Me sef I no dey borrow anything from person again, even biro I carry my own and I no dey give you for bank. I dey even carry my convertible chair go bank in case crowd too much and I won sidon. Hehe

CoolHunk:
What is funny about a patient dying?