NASA announced today that its Curiosity Rover has found an unambiguous message from God written on tablets in a Martian cave.
According to an official press release two giant stone slabs the size of small elephants were located deep inside a cavern abutting Aeolis Mons, a large mountain.
Upon one tablet is a copy of the Ten Commandments and the text of John 3:16 written in 12 languages - including English, Spanish, Chinese, Basque and Hebrew. On the other tablet is a simple message in English reading "I am real."
According to top scientists who have studied the discovery extensively, these findings may have definitively established Christianity as the one true religion.
"This is amazing," says Syms Covington, an Australian researcher working for NASA's Mars Exploration Program. "We went into the cave looking for water, and we found proof of God's existence instead.
"I mean how else did those tablets get there? I can tell you one thing: there's not a single atheist inside NASA's control room now. What we saw was jaw-dropping."
Genesis 1:1
NASA's Curiosity rover arrived on Mars in August of last year with a mission to explore the Martian climate and geology for signs for habitability.

Thus far the mission has been a success, with the discovery of an ancient seabed and chemicals needed for life suggesting that Mars was once suitable for life.
However the tablets, both of which are signed "Peace and Love - Yahweh," represent the rover's most significant find to date, and is perhaps the most important scientific event in history.
"When people find out about this, they will demand change in our society," explains a political scientist at Georgetown University. "Democracy will have to give way to theocracy. We're gonna have to build more churches and reintroduce prayer into schools. Abortion is defiantly going to be illegal within a few months."
Despite its potential significance, Covington fears that the Earth-shattering discovery may not make the impact it should.
"Unfortunately, the mainstream media is so anti-Christian, they might not even pick up this story," he explains. "But God is real. We have proof. And everyone deserves to hear the truth."



SOURCE:The Daily Currant

Pics or.......

only a fool will say there is no God


but a picture will convince them better

"Unfortunately, the mainstream media is so anti-Christian, they might not even pick up this story," he explains. "But God is real. We have proof. And everyone deserves to hear the truth."

Exactly!!!!

He is d omnipresent God....from d height of d mountain to d depth of d sea....words wud fail me to express Hw my God really is.

The tablets evolved.
The story is a fabrication.
It's cheap Christian propaganda.
Nasa put it there
why hasnt cnn etc aired it?
Pix or i wont blv it



















*Responding like a sceptic /atheists here*

thank you Jesus. Never for once doubt the existence of God.

waiting for comments...

the mind of religionists is always clouded with fear and inner-doubts, how delighted and relieved they feel whenever Science throws a little prank on them.
if god really talks to your pastors every sunday why are you rejoicing over an outdated tablet msg on mars?

Rockmyworld: thank you Jesus. Never for once doubt the existence of God.

Sabadon: He is d omnipresent God....from d height of d mountain to d depth of d sea....words wud fail me to express Hw my God really is.

rawpadgin: only a fool will say there is no God
but a picture will convince them better

All these comments above, just for a satirical piece a.k.a fake news by The Daily Currant intended to mock you christians. Gush, the mind of a typical Nigerian Christian is really impressionable

Google the source of the OP (The Daily Currant) and below is a little writeup about the website.

Like The Onion, but with more deadpan, The Daily Currant is a satirical news website that mocks a lot of things, conservatives in particular. Also like The Onion, it has fooled some people along the way.

Christians shud verify wat they read first bf embracing em.

cmgoat: Pics or.......

u too like pic bro...u must be very photogenic

priscaoge:
Exactly!!!!

yeah that point caught me too

rawpadgin: only a fool will say there is no God


but a picture will convince them better

gulible onse, the news is fake

asalimpo: The tablets evolved.
The story is a fabrication.
It's cheap Christian propaganda.
Nasa put it there
why hasnt cnn etc aired it?
Pix or i wont blv it



















*Responding like a sceptic /atheists here*

i heared this same news 3years ago, you can't find it in NASA's website

propaganda and lies like this are reasons why I would always say christianity is a fraud.

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macof: propaganda and lies like this are reasons why I would always say christianity is a fraud.

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The Daily Currant is an English language online satirical newspaper that covers global politics, business, technology, entertainment, science, health and media.

Q. Are your news stories real?

A. No. Our stories are purely fictional. However they are meant to address real-world issues through satire and often refer and link to real events happening in the world

@Op

Are you seriously quoting this source? smh



http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/marsmessage.asp

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