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Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Ikomi(m): 11:17pm On May 29, 2008 |
ifyalways : Ad tell u a story, ima nam wu story man. This story really happened, at Portharcourt, it was one of the Ghetto areas which we invariable call slum. A teenage girl got pregnant, so after serious beaten by the father, she told the mother exactly what happened. What happened was that she had it with John and Etiebet, on the same day at the same time in the same room. Now that is not the funny side of the story, the funny side comes quite later, well at least it was - to me - one of the funniest things av ever encountered. The mother in annoyance mixed with suprise ran to the street shouting that Ete and Johnny have killed her and her daugther, that both of them slept with her at the same time. So everybody came to pacify mama Edna. But while they were all asking her to stop crying, many had 2 important question on their mind, how can pelenge (meaning slim) Edna take Johnny and Ete at the same time, and who would the baby's father be. Well that day went by without anyone actually voicing there curiosity. After 2 days then the argument was very strong at the nearby bar (pub), who the father of the baby should be. Some said Johnny would definitely be the father, since his got more muscles than Ete, that he must have applied the higher force in the intercourse, some argued that u can't say its Johnny since the girl (Edna) has already admitted that Ete went first, so it must be Ete. It was so funny to see locals argue with all there myth on these two different views which some believed lacked medical merit. Anyway some came up with the option of DNA, but u know Naija now, 1) DNA test is quite expensive and 2) Not much hospitals could provide this test then. So Ify one other day still at the bar oohhh, cause everyone knew everyone, we decided to vote, those who believed that it is Johnny based on his muscular strength to a side, those who believe its Ete because he went in first to one side, while some who were undecided and could not provide the money for DNA tests decided we should wait till the baby is born, so that we could determine the father by who the baby resembles the most between John and Etiebet. Waiting till the baby is born so we could determine the father from who the baby resembles, in itself wasn't a perfect solution. What if the baby resembles Edna, its back to square one. Ify it was so funny in the bar those days as it was a very serious argument then, lol. God I wish those days would come back, same kind of friends, everything seemed like a joke. Dont ask me what finally happened, I moved on and left them on the matter, but later in the future I met John who would not admit that his the baby's father as Ete wont either. But I know Edna must have gone through hell. She was just another poor girl that experimented. When I mean poor I mean poor, in any way u can imagine poor. That was the pathetic side of the story. But every argument in the bar was a wonderful, ignorant joke. ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by presido1: 7:09am On May 30, 2008 |
ifyalways:I go ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Otele otele otele otele how many times did presido call u? |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by darfur(m): 4:08pm On May 30, 2008 |
onye na asu bekee na threadia ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 3:48am On May 31, 2008 |
Ikomi onye nta akukuo,deje.akuko gi a dikwa egwu,ngwanu otu a m di ime,ole onye ga abu nna di nwa?Fake ka o bu Tosh ![]() ![]() ![]() painfully sweet story you told. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() @Chukacarlo,ndeewo.i bu nwoke ka i bu nwanyi?iwu onye ebe?Welucomu to ogbako ndi igbo ![]() presido1:lmao Ewepu aka oru ekwensu,ole ihe mmadu na acho na otele ibe ya? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Romy,heheeeeeeeee,osetiela!.ihe oma rute gi aka. ![]() happi week nke end mmadu niile. ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 4:47pm On Jun 01, 2008 |
O putara na choochi unu agbasabeghi ![]() ![]() Rommmmmmanus ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ka chukwu kpuchie ma chebe gi,ka ebube Jah na amuke na ihu gi mgbe dum.ogologo na ahu ike ka Jah ga eji were cho gi nma.Jah ga ebuli gi elu karia ndi ogbo gi.ndi mmadu ga ele gi anya ,huta idi nma Jah na ahu gi.happy buffday. ![]() ![]() Pres ![]() ![]() ![]() Ikomi ole anwuruoku? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() igbo hi |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by darfur(m): 6:40pm On Jun 02, 2008 |
ndi iberibe. olee ha ![]() ifyyyyyyyyy, onye iberi. . . ![]() romanus ![]() presido . . president ndi umuotele ![]() alakpuola ha, ndi uru |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by presido1: 10:00pm On Jun 02, 2008 |
darfur:well said ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Amax(m): 8:58am On Jun 03, 2008 |
Igbo Kwenu.Ka anyi n'aga na iru. o bu chukwu bu EZE. |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by romeo(m): 2:26pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
ifyalways: Ifyyyyyy muchas gracias guapetonaaa ![]() ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by fizokey(m): 8:56pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
IGBO KWENU! KWENU! KWEZUONU!, Obu nna m murum! Ejirom ujo were too okorobia! Oga adiri unu nile mma! |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 2:37pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
romeo:LOL ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() darfur:darfur,okpara felimbombo ![]() Pres,kwanyere onwe gi ugwu ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Romy ole udika mmai i nyere m sef?ole crotchet m?i tinyere anwuru ike/oku na henessey ahu?e nwetabeghim onwem kemgbe parti gi ahu?biko send ma crotchet back ![]() ![]() ![]() Ikomiusaraburotus ole ije?aka m di na elu na ekele. Fizokey,ndewwo.infact Okechukwu how far? ![]() Amax,lol.i bu nwoke ka i bu nwanyi?Jah na achi mgbe dum. igbo hi. ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by presido1: 5:39pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
ifyalways:Bia nwanyi akpozine nne aha ebe a, oge obula ikporo aha ona atabi ire. So be careful. Akporo m numba fake vodafone asi m na oweghi service, oputara na service anoghi na panti gi? ![]() ![]() ![]() Try do sumffin biko, even if na antena tinyere nwa mazi ka onwe ike na ekwuru m. |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Ikomi(m): 6:22pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
Ify gaa choro di luo, stop jumping from one to the other. ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by presido1: 7:03pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
Ikomi:Osi the day ibuliri mmaya nwanye ya ebulie mmaya nwoke lol But eche m na i'na achota ra ya anwuruoku ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Nobody: 8:52pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
bia presido,them born u put for dis thread?u no dey tire?abeg comot for new pple to enter jooooo ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by presido1: 9:17pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
Come Mrs Kadri, i go send Ikomi follow u if u no take tyme. Of kos i dey everywhere u neffa hia say seun na my boy. Na we get NL. |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Nobody: 9:24pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
i hear u ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by presido1: 9:27pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
why u no hear? make i send ikomi come? |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 1:23pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
Ikomi:ka guo isi gi na okwute ![]() ![]() have i jumped on you yet? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ikmoi ga luo nwanyi,stop jumping from pinky to reddy ![]() presido1:m kpo nne aha gini eme?anam amukwa takwendo kemgbe echi,don't be ma first victim ![]() Tosh felimbombo jikwa iwe acho gi. . .ima now ![]() ![]() Ghettochyk ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() igbo hi minus mmadu abuo ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Ikomi(m): 2:16pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
ifyalways: Gaaaaaaaa luoooooooooo di, the whole thread is saying gaaaaaaaaaa luooooooooo di. All we are sayyyyyyyiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnngggggggggg Ify ga luo di Last lady standing ![]() Ujo ulu di odighi? ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Nobody: 11:22am On Jun 07, 2008 |
presido u still dey hiaaaa,c'mon si'ri ebea pwo osiso,i chuburu onwen gi na nwanyi ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by oziomatv(m): 12:05pm On Jun 07, 2008 |
Nzuko ndi ono na di acho di. |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by presido1: 5:48pm On Jun 07, 2008 |
jennykadry:Ichoghi ka mara ify mee ihe mara gi mere na ukwu ukpaka ahu di na juction(yunction) afor uguri. For ur info we(mara ify) are about to do it na oge na adighi anya ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Nobody: 7:08pm On Jun 07, 2008 |
presido darling ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ghettochyk(f): 11:22pm On Jun 07, 2008 |
ify baby!! i dikwa nma? ke etu nairaland si eme? |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by sheniqua: 5:17pm On Jun 08, 2008 |
For the ladies only. lekwa nu nwoke Chineke kere ubochi Sunday! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRSxL6KXVB4 |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Nobody: 7:24pm On Jun 08, 2008 |
nna osisi nwoke ma makwa agab egwu,ogbakariri umu nwanyi eziokwu |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 10:14pm On Jun 08, 2008 |
Ikomi:Ok,yes ujo ilu di na atum,case closed.shiooor ![]() ![]() oziomatv:hmmn.lekwa ndi ono na nwanyi acho nwanyi talking !.i choro i gafee, gafee peacefully,e metuna onye o bula aka biko. presido1:what dont you mean? ![]() ![]() lol presssssssssssssssss,nnenne na ekele gi.Fake si gi how far ![]() ghettochyk:a dim nma.gwa Iyke isi okpukpu ya hapum aka ![]() ![]() jennykadry:hmmmn.anya m jiri guo akwukwo nso today na pulpit a gaghi ahu ihe ojoo.what am i saw hia ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() sheniqua:dalu but i know i can dance more than that ![]() ![]() happy sunday all and wishing one o bula a sweet izu uka ohuru. Faky na Toshy na ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by presido1: 11:16pm On Jun 08, 2008 |
Ole nke gbasara gi eme mu na jennycoco dey. Amibo ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 11:22pm On Jun 08, 2008 |
presido1:o nweghikwa.did i comment.anom strictly on nkirinkiri levels.i gakwara choochi today?umu akam na nna m ukwu na ekele gi.i mere olia? did you see anwuruoku?Ikomi has just raised my hopes and yet dashed it on aja poto poto ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by presido1: 11:31pm On Jun 08, 2008 |
How many times ka nga agwa gi na abu m onye sabati Saturday ka anyi na aga church with dress white. odika imaghi na ihe na emetu ikomi na isi sometimes, Please don't tell anybody ok. Isi adichaghi ya mma. expecially oge winter. |
Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 11:40pm On Jun 08, 2008 |
lol.mua bukwa onye cherubim ![]() ndi uka sabbati,ndi ogologo uwe iga na sabbati band bu malite ekpere sister bido ibu amuma,bro ebido ihu uzo ahu sister metu broda all dalikwatiri bro tuo m na ala mee mu ihe soro gi i have always known na Ikomi were loose nuts.do u know of any mechanic to help tighten it?i nwere screw driver 6 by 12? ![]() Pres ura na tum,buko ka chi foo.wait,i huru Romy?kwa ya chitaram crotchet m biko ![]() |
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