ifyalways:

i have always known na Ikomi were loose nuts.do u know of any mechanic to help tighten it?i nwere screw driver 6 by 12?
Pres ura na tum,buko ka chi foo.wait,i huru Romy?kwa ya chitaram crotchet m biko ohu darfur zutaram ya and i don't want him to notice that its not with me anymore

Rommy si na crotchet gi eme go ochie, e'don chop soap taya.
Wetin be that bolded word dia.

lmao
ole ihe mere m jiri mee udika typo nke a?buko obu "owu" ka m choro idenu.my short short hands sef biko,am really,honestly,frankly and genuinely sorry
Gwa romy,o mere ochie o di new,o dokara adoka sef ma o na esi usi,ya biko chitaram crotchet doo.
ole ihe i na esoyarim na azu sef?gini ka i som ga na threadia ndi di faithful eme?too kiaful

Ify onweghi typo owu, look w and h di far na key board.
Iwu onye aruru ala chineke tiri mbo na otele.
Ama agwa ya darfur echi

presido na ify anya na fu kwa nu.display of love unu adigo too much

presido1:

Ify onweghi typo owu, look w and h di far na key board.
Iwu onye aruru ala chineke tiri mbo na otele.
Ama agwa ya darfur echi

bia nwokem mu na gi ana euse d same typewritter ka o bu keyboard sef? nkem di na swahili language buko,just tupu i nweta "w" its "h". why i jiri nwee obi gbagoro agbago,ihe gi nile na echiche gi nile gbagoro agbago.**hissess*

jennykadry:

presido na ify anya na fu kwa nu.display of love unu adigo too much

o dikwa egwu ! o putara na e nweghi ihe di iche na etiti "rove" na "love" ?Yes, i rove pres , but not like Ikomi.Ikomi bu my all time shugar.Ikooooooooo
biko ndi igbo "nnunnu" (bird) a na araghu ura?o nwere nnunnu m zutara kemgbe izu uka abuo ugbua,a hubeghim ebe o na ehi ura.i have been watching him closely yet no way.
hi everybody

ifyalways:

bia nwokem mu na gi ana euse d same typewritter ka o bu keyboard sef? nkem di na swahili language buko,just tupu i nweta "w" its "h". why i jiri nwee obi gbagoro agbago,ihe gi nile na echiche gi nile gbagoro agbago.**

Defender amaghi m ma ibuzi taribo west.

presido1:

Defender amaghi m ma ibuzi taribo west.

striker,a maghim ma ibuzi Amokachi daniel
Ikomi gwa pres ha hapum aka,a bughim ebiri ya. di okpara m ga ato ya sef
Ikooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my rove,ngwa a chotalam di,aha onye m huru na nro bu Ikomi Ikomi wud u wed moi?
faky

ifyalways:

striker,a maghim ma ibuzi Amokachi daniel
Ikomi gwa pres ha hapum aka,a bughim ebiri ya. di okpara m ga ato ya sef
Ikooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my rove,ngwa a chotalam di,aha onye m huru na nro bu Ikomi Ikomi would u wed moi?
faky

haaaaa

ebelebe igba

darfur:

haaaaa

ebelebe igba

onye ziri gi ozi sef?i choro i gafee,just do that quietly,iwe na ewekwam
e chetaram egwu anyi na agu then,mgbe anyi na agba boollu na ulo akkwukwo

tinyem na egwua,ebum ji na okpa
bia ebukwwam muscle/ji na okpa,dont even test me
Ikomiririrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrri my ihunaanyaimi

Fiakwa ! ! !
ikuku e burula ugwu Ozougwu
ndi mmadu eburula ndi mmuo uzo teta ura
ole ihe ntim na anu ihea?aru kwo nwa na azu
o burukwan a gahghikwam ekwe,hoha


_{lol,onye asiri,ole ihe i chere na eme?i hukwara otu i siri chiri anya chinyem na onu asiri gbaka ute,o nweghikwa ihe merenu buko.}

ifyalways:

Fiakwa ! ! !
ikuku e burula ugwu Ozougwu
ndi mmadu eburula ndi mmuo uzo teta ura
ole ihe ntim na anu ihea?aru kwo nwa na azu
o burukwan a gahghikwam ekwe,hoha
_{lol,onye asiri,ole ihe i chere na eme?i hukwara otu i siri chiri anya chinyem na onu asiri gbaka ute,o nweghikwa ihe merenu buko.}

Are u sure u are ok? should i call 999?

To my lovely ghettobaby


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AloB01qu50Y&feature=related

Ify                  , ugboro ole kam lere ghi?

Now wats her name babyo, shinequa, Nwando, e.t.c. Isi na owu ndi ekere ubochi sunday? So what makes ndi ekere other weekdays inferior?  How are u sure na ndi ekere ubochi Wednesday can't swing better? 

jennykadry:

presido na ify anya na fu kwa nu.display of love unu adigo too much

Pres lol, Igbo si na nmadi na agafe don't be silly, odim ka nkeghi is getting to licensed to be silly. 

Unu si na nuts puru Ikomi na isi? Ikomi himself has been wondering although he always thought na owu a few bolts dapuru. Well now that he knows na owu nuts nga achowa replacement. That brings another problem, kee nke nga etinye, owu ground, ka owu cashew, ka owu kola? Inshort nga etinye all the nuts at least that would asure Ikomi na onwere spare nuts, incase any decides to dapula again.

Ikomi try mezue the nut two or three as the falling rate di too much.

presido1:

Ikomi try mezue the nut two or three as the falling rate di too much.

Since u know how much the nuts has been falling, that means u've been following me about and probably eating the nuts. In-short ihuna gi presido iwu squirrel, ina atasi my nuts.

Igbo kwenu!!!!!!!! A bum onye Abia state. (Igbo Nairaland mothers & fathers) Ndi Nne mama oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Ndi Nna papa oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nwakaibe na ekene oh oh.Ndewo ni.igbo mma mma ni.Ya gazie

nwakaibe:

Nwakaibe na ekene oh oh.Ndewo ni.igbo mma mma ni.Ya gazie

nwakaibe nwoke oma,ekene from sheniqua also known as ada bekee

rubi:

Igbo kwenu!!!!!!!! A bum onye Abia state. (Igbo Nairaland mothers & fathers) Ndi Nne mama oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Ndi Nna papa oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rubi welcome to nzuko ndiIgbo
Anambra n'imo bu nwanne
now we say Anambra,Enugu,Imo, Abia and Ebonyi bu nwanne.
Kwezu o nu.

sheniqua:

nwakaibe nwoke oma,ekene from sheniqua also known as ada bekee

better known as BabyO

sheniqua:

nwakaibe nwoke oma,ekene from sheniqua also known as ada bekee

Hahahhaha Ada obodo oyibo!!

Rubi na Nwakaibe unu abiaruola ! ! ! ndeewo nu.
Ikomi a maghim na i kporom ugwo like this o kwa gi gwara nwoke chemist ahu bi na azu ulo anyi ka o nyem chloroquine tablets instead of panadol m gara izu ekwurekwu ekweghim lee d mkpuru ogwu anya tupu consumption,kemgbe abali ato,ahu niile,ihe niile na akom oko. .Ikomi

otele:

better known as BabyO

ole ebe i si ariputa ugbua?ochicha mere ihe e boro oke
Faky
sheniqua,akam di na elu
igbo,hi

ifyalways:

Ikomi a maghim na i kporom ugwo like this o kwa gi gwara nwoke chemist ahu bi na azu ulo anyi ka o nyem chloroquine tablets instead of panadol m gara izu ekwurekwu ekweghim lee d mkpuru ogwu anya tupu consumption,kemgbe abali ato,ahu niile,ihe niile na akom oko. .Ikomi

When u say that ihe nile na ako gi oko, where exactly ka the oko nna ako gi? Let me know, I might be able to help, if the oko is in the right region

Ikomi:

When u say that ihe nile na ako gi oko, where exactly ka the oko nna ako gi? Let me know, I might be able to help, if the oko is in the right region

o nanai nkea ka i ga ahu. ahu niile na akom ako.from isi to nkpirisi akam ihe e kweghim a typu sef Oko a dikwa,Imakwa Ikomi,egwuregwu lakwa azu,d oko na akom na even na ime ime ozougwu central ihe nkea dikwa egwu.dont worry tho,Fake zuru ka eme
have a nice weekend all

ifyalways:

o nanai nkea ka i ga ahu. ahu niile na akom ako.from isi to nkpirisi akam ihe e kweghim a typu sef Oko a dikwa,Imakwa Ikomi,egwuregwu lakwa azu,d oko na akom na even na ime ime ozougwu central ihe nkea dikwa egwu.don't worry tho,Fake zuru ka eme

Are u sure? He might need an extra hand, ima na ike na agwu woke sometimes, I can start where he stops, if at all the OKO doesn't stop. And u never know which hand(lets say man) would stop the OKO finally. You know aka Fake ndiri ntakiri like that of lollipop, OKO ahu ga ako gi more, but with a hand like mine. Look Ify u can depend on me.

@Sheniqua nwoke oma Imela n' nnabata gi (chimgoziegi)

@ifyalways nwanyi oma imekwala n' nnabata gi (chimdubegi)

Ndi Igbo kara aka kwenu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obi di m mma mgbe m huru otu umu igbo siri jiri ebea na egosi na asusu anyi ka na aga n'ihu. Ada oyibo ekene diri kwara gi. Jisie ike. Umu ada anyi na umu nne anyi ndi nwoke ya diri unu mma. Ofu ubochi anyi ga noko were nkwobi na mmaya ngwo lezie onwe anyi anya. Ana m ekene kwa Chris Anokwuru aka ochie na asusu igbo.

rubi:

@Sheniqua nwoke oma Imela n' nnabata gi (chimgoziegi)

Chaiii Chaii Chaii amaghi m na Sheniqua nwere ogologo amu!! wonders shall never end!

nwakaibe:

Obi di m mma mgbe m huru otu umu igbo siri jiri ebea na egosi na asusu anyi ka na aga n'ihu. Ada oyibo ekene diri kwara gi. Jisie ike. Umu ada anyi na umu nne anyi ndi nwoke ya diri unu mma. Ofu ubochi anyi ga noko were nkwobi na [b]mmaya ngwo [/b]lezie onwe anyi anya. Ana m ekene kwa Chris Anokwuru aka ochie na asusu igbo.

Gi na onye ga añukwanu mmanya ngwo? biko cho mmanya nkwu sharp sharp

ndi irom abiakwa again

@osisi:

ndi irom abiakwa again

ada mmadu . ha emekwala ya ozo

keduzi ihe aga eme ugbua
asi na toshman no ya ogara alutara gi ogu now. i ma na tosh bu onye n'enweghi aka oru. mana kemgbe oji luo nwanyi ogbaala awol

osisi jisizie ike na aha ofuru gi

Am dedicating this to Ikomi


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqqY07OZWps

++ 

hi
happy uka nna maka ndi confirmed ndi nnas no na threadia.eg Romy na faky
ndi boyoyos na guyoyos abeg make una move front.ihere megbukwa unu nille
Tosh ga choo umu gi na akpa condoma felimbobo
Ikomi nke gi was lost to comfort nwa Ogoni na poracourt
Pres gakwa juo Udak nwa Eket ihe mere gi
darfur,hehhehe,nke gi ka no na purgatory
youngies ,nke gi ,hehheee ole ebe umu gi noo?
Echelon,i bunu confirmed boyoyo
Mortiple,ole ebe umuaka gi no?gold circle?
Kashiiff,bia zara onu gi buko
Uche2nna ,well nke ya ka no na akpa amu
Romy na Faky,happppi uka nna
ndi nna papa
lol its good to be alive ! life is goood and sweet.ndi nwere nna enjoy,ndi na ewneghi nna be happy,ndi bu nna ,ndi boyoyos,every year young unu cherekwa adam nwanyi ga etota very soon,ihere megbukwa unu

otele agbaaalanu ooooo
otele mgbeke

otele n'ekwu uka
na be nneka
onye nsukka
bi na iweka
n'ulo uka
nwanne emeka
onye okwu n'uka

otele otele, otele oma oooo
otele ify, nke ojooo
otele fake ahuru ahuru
otele tosh nsi nsi
otele darfur obara obara
otele presido aji dada
mana otele otele otele oma

igbo mma mma nu o
otele ekeleee nuoooo