@ Jenny Bin hier meine Liebe, wie Sie heute sind

darfur:

kwushike, nwoke potokiri
ka'm gbada central london now ga zaara ndi ocha gringory
aga eme uwa an^~aa

Ovleria ona kwa ebe ahu?

romeo:

onwere ihe jikotara mu na trausa? ka m kpo godi Nnenneigbo my tomato Jos ka anyi abuo nwe 2 aside

Lomeo, lomeo hapuru nu m umuaka m now, ole ihe mmere gi na ubochi nke tata.

presido1:

Lomeo, lomeo hapuru nu m umuaka m now, ole ihe mmere gi na ubochi nke tata.

Plesido, plesido ejiro m gi aka biko

darfur:

kwushike, nwoke potokiri

ka'm gbada central london now ga zaara ndi ocha gringory

aga eme uwa an^~aa

hmmmn
so u don join the central london boys?
N'ezie uwa na acho ikpu
Ikomi why wud Comfort always give me overnite palmmy?
igbo hi

ifyalways:

N'ezie uwa na acho ikpu

nke gi ka owu nke onye ozo biko me ka anyi mara.

presido1:

nke gi ka owu nke onye ozo biko me ka anyi mara.

ta bu uka.am not ready to join you in sin.infact get thee behind me Pres.Pres ga mu na azu biko. anyi nozi na oge ogwugwu oge !
ole ihe mere hia?
Pres anu nchi ahu rere ere i nyere m emela eze e gbuwem ngbu.
Ikomi hi.Darfur rove ,Romy Bleep off ,Nwakibe all d felimbobos clients otu rove
Toshie ule nkea dikwa egwu.successsssssss all da way !
fakyyyyyyyyy
@Rubi,sheniqua,Jenny,nnenneigbo niile na GC

ifyalways:

Toshie ule nkea dikwa egwu.successsssssss all da way !

onye gwara gi na toshman lega ule? ahuru m ya na east london yesterday ebe o na efeghari n'abali. ona acho onye on saturday night, na east london? gwam. ebe ahu oyiri mahadum cardiff? gwanu m. amghi m na toshmann na ara cigar sef. oji de thing na packet(amam na fake na ara nke ahu na enweghi filter. . _{. . marijuana} )

jienu tosh o, achoghikwam inu na odara ule ozo o. . . .

darfur:

(amam na fake na ara nke ahu na enweghi filter. . _{. . marijuana} )

o burukwa egwuregwu just stop it now.
tosh na eleghari ule ahu o dara ada na afo gara aga.juo felimbombo,she told me so.

O nwere onye no na france nga?a chorom iga my honeymoon na france.
Finally,me and Ikomi are heading to the otuaalter
on my wedding day,on my wedding day;on my wedding day ! ! !
igbo kwenu oooooh

ifyalways:

chorom iga my honeymoon na france.

Mbara ha ndi jump,
Ok owu zi na ulo onye Nairaland bi na france ka iga aga bitter moon?

darfur:

onye gwara gi na toshman lega ule? ahuru m ya na east london yesterday ebe o na efeghari n'abali. ona acho onye on saturday night, na east london? gwam. ebe ahu oyiri mahadum cardiff? gwanu m. amghi m na toshmann na ara cigar sef. oji de thing na packet(amam na fake na ara nke ahu na enweghi filter. . _{. . marijuana} )
jienu tosh o, achoghikwam inu na odara ule ozo o. . . .

Tosh na ara cha ma goof, afu go m hara fake ebe ha ji de thing smoke na ala na elu ka ebe ulo na agba oku
Tosh no na rehabilitation na Canning Town .

presido1:

Mbara ha ndi jump,
Ok owu zi na ulo onye Nairaland bi na france ka iga aga bitter moon?

Bia Isi azu i no follow you talk so sharap dia
a chorom onye ga edu mu na Ikomi on tour of Paris a mam ihe na enye gi nsogbu. . . .ufu obi.ntoooooo okwa i che na Ikomi agahi alu nwanyi?i che na agahim alu di abi?ntoooooooooooooooo
Pres ihere megbuo gi dia
Erhmm Romy,anyi nwere plans ibia Spain en route we hope to see you
bye bye boysssssssssssss,e sorolam men ji igwe na ego oyibo
Ikomi 2008 !
Fakyyyyyyyy
Pres are you serious abt Tosh?if its true then its time anyi ga kpolata dat boi from be eliza

ifyalways:

Pres are you serious about Tosh?if its true then its time anyi ga kpolata that boi from be eliza

Hara Fake . Nke Tosh adiwa go ok mana nke fake ka na emetu ya na nkwe too much.

presido1:

Hara Fake . Nke Tosh adiwa go ok mana nke fake ka na emetu ya na nkwe too much.

ibu confirmed otondo.
till d day m ga adokasi akwa somebody hia,unu hapu fake aka.ma o di njo ma o di nma,i rove am like dat. as long as the "nnabuenyi" is functioning,no complains.
ole maka Fesse na Jenni?anti nnenne kwanu?i nwere Palmmy?a nam ahuzi double now,i need some fresh palmmy maka afoms sake
Pres hi.

ifyalways:

ibu confirmed otondo.

Eziokwu na agba agba na nti
I'choo enye m ngi aha na address ebe ha turu fake na tosh handcuff, maka chineke ndi ahu na agwo ara like ndi sabati.
Last time ngara ilete ha, koboko ka ha ji na agwo fake na tosh iba. Odika owu ajo mmuo na goof na eme ha isi ngbaka.
Ebere m abata ra ha. 

Ify Hi nke gi

presido1:

Eziokwu na agba agba na nti
I'choo enye m ngi aha na address ebe ha turu fake na tosh handcuff, maka chineke ndi ahu na agwo ara like ndi sabati.
Last time ngara ilete ha, koboko ka ha ji na agwo fake na tosh iba. Odika owu ajo mmuo na goof na eme ha isi ngbaka.
Ebere m abata ra ha.

Ok.o buru na my two roves gba ara same day same place,a gam agbakwa ara sorokwa ha what palmmy na ogologo ekete uboma has joined togeda,even ara cant put asunder.ngwa nyem address,a chom ha aga dia.
iwu onye ara ara na apu.ihe niile i na ede ara ara,tufiakwa.

presido1:



Ify Hi nke gi

ooh Pres low

isi i'choro address?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, a warder is a prisoner ooh
onye na eleta kwa ndi ara bu kwa onye ara
Let me check ma diary

Ok.bia rie akpu na ofe owerre Pres hapu m aka biko.ga choro ebiri gi.am not your mate buko.O na i maghi na anom na di.hapu m umu igbo unu gwa Pres ha hapum aka,kwusi isom na azu abi you like am for . . . . .arumbaa stylee
Sheniqua is scarce?ndi iro ya a gbala plural like always?

ifyalways:

Ok.bia rie akpu na ofe owerre Pres hapu m aka biko.ga choro ebiri gi.am not your mate buko.O na i maghi na anom na di.hapu m umu igbo unu gwa Pres ha hapum aka,kwusi isom na azu abi you like am for . . . . .arumbaa stylee
Sheniqua is scarce?ndi iro ya a gbala plural like always?

Di gi no na intensive care, report na ebu na condition ya 5 minutes ago abanye go critical but stable.
Gi nwee obi eri akpu na ofe owerre, owu ya nu. Asi na onu adighi nwanyi alutara ohuru mma ya tupu aka egbu nkporoghighi

Still checking ma diary.

Meanwhile kee ebe jenny m no?

lol
a ga emenu uwa olia?o mu na ya putara uwa same day?life goes on buko
Jenni si na ike gi agwula ha.i maghi akulite bandi elu.Pres ka chi foo.let me go look for my husbands
nke anyi diri anyi.

@ IFYALWAYS anulam ihe ikwuru mama enweghim nwa nne nwoke obula na acho nwanyi mana mu hu ezigbo madu mu ga eme ka imara n'ihi na i desevuru the best

Kedu ihe unu na ekwu ebea? ga werenu mmiri saa anya!!! unu adila na ekwu okwu ka ndi nwere isi mbgaka!!!!!!

rubi:

@ IFYALWAYS anulam ihe ikwuru mama enweghim nwa nne nwoke obula na acho nwanyi mana mu hu ezigbo madu mu ga eme ka imara n'ihi na i desevuru the best

ochi atogboo le m, Ooh ya ga zie,
make una let me know esi aga agba nkwu ooh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Igbo mma mma nu ooooooooooooo!! ekene dili kwa umu asa nile

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ta bu uka.am not ready to join you in sin.infact get thee behind me Pres.Pres ga mu na azu biko. Angry anyi nozi na oge ogwugwu oge !
ole ihe mere hia?
Pres anu nchi ahu rere ere i nyere m emela eze e gbuwem ngbu. Sad
Ikomi hi.Darfur rove Kiss ,Romy Bleep off ,Nwakibe Cool all d felimbobos clients otu rove Cheesy
Toshie ule nkea dikwa egwu.successsssssss all da way ! Kiss
fakyyyyyyyyy Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
@Rubi,sheniqua,Jenny,nnenneigbo niile na GC Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss

hahahhaaa Ify anyi nile kedu ihe bu iwe gi m ga eji were fuckia off?

rubi:

@ IFYALWAYS anulam ihe ikwuru mama enweghim nwa nne nwoke obula na acho nwanyi mana mu hu ezigbo madu mu ga eme ka imara n'ihi na i desevuru the best

dalus.  ike ga agwu ndi asiri 

presido1:

ochi atogboo le m, Ooh ya ga zie,
make una let me know esi aga agba nkwu ooh!!!!!!!!!!!!

ufu obi.Onye ihem na ewe iwe ha biko wegbuo ya.selense ! 

romeo:

Igbo mma mma nu ooooooooooooo!! ekene dili kwa umu asa nile


hahahhaaa Ify anyi nile kedu ihe bu iwe gi m ga eji were fuckia off?

iwe adila gi.she was high on cheap anwuruoku But when was the last time u e-kissed me am not totally contagious u know
udo dilikwa boysss nile no na threadia.Ngozi diri ndi nne nile no na threadia and erhm amu _laughter diri umu agbogho niile no na threadia. 
Ikomi is lost in the jungle 
@Ololomu,ndeewo.i nwuru goff?

ifyalways:

dalus.  ike ga agwu ndi asiri  :Dufu obi.Onye ihem na ewe iwe ha biko wegbuo ya.selense !  iwe adila gi.she was high on cheap anwuruoku  oya bia da mu obi 
udo dilikwa boysss nile no na threadia.Ngozi diri ndi nne nile no na threadia and erhm amu _laughter diri umu agbogho niile no na threadia. 
Ikomi is lost in the jungle 
@Ololomu,ndeewo.i nwuru goff?

ezigbote ajuju ka 'i juru

my ibo brothers and sisters,i dey hail o

dreeldee:

my ibo brothers and sisters,i dey hail o

we dont hail no hailings hia,ndeewo your post count reads,Puku iri asato na uma jisie ike
Umu igbo o nwere ajuju dim oke nkpa.onye mara ya kowara m n"ihi na ikwu amaghi ibe ezi ya and also oko kowa mmadu _{dika o korom last wk} o gakwuru mmadu ibe ya o nyere ya aka koo d oko ojoo.
ajujum bu
o nwela onye n'ime anyi nweturu experience a ma o bu o nwere onye nwere idea ihe nwere ike ime ma udika ihe a mee na ala igbo.
O buru na a na agba nkwu nwanyi,e bunye nwanyi a biara ilu mmai ka o ga bunye onye choro ilu ya,d nwanyi a buru onye mmai _{like Ikomi} ,o buru na by mistake a si ya detu mmai onu ga bugara onye luga ya nke foronu BUT nwanyia a nwucha mmai ahu by mistake ole ihe a ga eme ya?
@all otu rove

ifyalways:

we don't hail no hailings hia,ndeewo your post count reads,Pukjavascript:void(0);
Shockedu iri asato na uma jisie ike
Umu igbo o nwere ajuju dim oke nkpa.onye mara ya kowara m n"ihi na ikwu amaghi ibe ezi ya and also oko kowa mmadu _{dika o korom last wk} o gakwuru mmadu ibe ya o nyere ya aka koo d oko ojoo.
ajujum bu
o nwela onye n'ime anyi nweturu experience a ma o bu o nwere onye nwere idea ihe nwere ike ime ma udika ihe a mee na ala igbo.
O buru na a na agba nkwu nwanyi,e bunye nwanyi a biara ilu mmai ka o ga bunye onye choro ilu ya,d nwanyi a buru onye mmai _{like Ikomi} ,o buru na by mistake a si ya detu mmai onu ga bugara onye luga ya nke foronu BUT nwanyia a nwucha mmai ahu by mistake ole ihe a ga eme ya?
@all otu rove

dreeldee:

a matabeghi beans gi na amakasi.guy o dibeghi ife i fulu
lol dont let your eyeballs fly out of them sockets.i na asukwa igbo ?
@my questions needs urgent aziza buko.o nwere onye huru nwando recently?

ifyalways:

a matabeghi beans gi na amakasi.guy o dibeghi ife i fulu
lol don't let your eyeballs fly out of them sockets.i na asukwa igbo ?
@my questions needs urgent aziza buko.o nwere onye huru nwando recently?

_{i'm not ibo,only hailed while passing by}

dreeldee:

_{i'm not ibo,only hailed while passing by}

am not a passer-by,i just hailed back while coming in
Oya pass quick quick b4 ikuku ndi igbo eburu gi

ifyalways:

am not a passer-by,i just hailed back while coming in
Oya pass quick quick before ikuku ndi igbo eburu gi

ifyalways:

Umu igbo o nwere ajuju dim oke nkpa.onye mara ya kowara m n"ihi na ikwu amaghi ibe ezi ya and also oko kowa mmadu _{dika o korom last wk} o gakwuru mmadu ibe ya o nyere ya aka koo d oko ojoo.
ajujum bu
o nwela onye n'ime anyi nweturu experience a ma o bu o nwere onye nwere idea ihe nwere ike ime ma udika ihe a mee na ala igbo.
O buru na a na agba nkwu nwanyi,e bunye nwanyi a biara ilu mmai ka o ga bunye onye choro ilu ya,d nwanyi a buru onye mmai _{like Ikomi} ,o buru na by mistake a si ya detu mmai onu ga bugara onye luga ya nke foronu BUT nwanyia a nwucha mmai ahu by mistake ole ihe a ga eme ya?
@all otu rove

Now thats a very technical questions, I'd just give u the rules.

Udiri ihe ahu meee, ana alu udi nwanyi ahu on probation, whereby the probation period is determined by her potential di. If the man comes back to say that the lady's attitude to nmayi has not improved after the probation period, aga enye ya back half the dowry he paid, with the believe he has enjoyed the other half. whether he keeps the lady or not is now determined by the father-in-law, but most smart di's do keep the lady, cos umu nwanyi nna alike nkwu na di baaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddd.  

It happened in Abakiliki. Anyi jere iluru Ikomi nwanyi. So it happened that my father-in-law to be, mu na ya na ata nkwu na ofu bar, so we all somehow knew each others secret. Which he wasn't comfortable with.

Like one of his secrets I know so well wu dat na ya na nwanyi nwe bar na akpa, and nwanyi nwe bar awugi nwuye ya. So even if I become his son-in-law what guts has he got to tell me not to cheat on the daughter even if I so do? Do u understand?

So on the igba nkwu day everyone was soooo happy, including my mother-in-law to be. The only sad guy was the father-in-law and only me and him knew why. And one of his other grievance with me is dat would I be able to take care of his daughter considering the level of my nkwu intake. And I reassured him not to worry over that, that his daughter is in save hands. But Ify u know they always say "The evil that men do lives after them" but now "it lives with them". Madam Rebecca that owns the bar was more of his problem.

Well the D-day is here no going back. And u know that one of the rules of Igba nkwu is that when the girl is given the palmmy to take a little and pass the rest to his supposed darling, if she takes a little of the palmmy and spits it out of her mouth the Igba nkwu stops there, it means she is not happy with the man and the marriage.

So the father knowing this decided to pour Ogogoro into the cup the girl was about to drink from and pass to me. The fathers believe was that since the girl has never tasted any alcohol, if she takes a sip of the ogogoro she would spit it out and I would have to be disappointed on that day, and go home without her daughter as everything would there and then be cancelled by Ikwu na Ibe.

The father filled the cup to the brim and gave it to the girl to take a sip and pass the rest to me. Look Ify if I tell u she did not pass the cup that would be a lie, she did pass the cup, but it was empty. Nwa finished the ogogoro. Dont ask me how I knew it was ogogoro in the cup, cos I could smell it.

I stood up from my sit, consulted with her dad privately, my words exactly were "papa Nkechi we would suspend all activities right here until further notice". The man started pleading with me that he never knew she was like dat, that I should not bring shame on him. I told him "a man should hang his coat, where his hands can reach. papa Nkechi ike nwangi aghagi adim."

Av not contacted him till date, but I learnt Nkechi now has 8 kids from different fathers and she is still living at home.

Look Ify u asked a very technical question.