@sheniqua, Emerem mistake refer gi as nwoke biko nwayi oma (chukwu bu ike gi)

Ndi Igbo kwenu
afam bu ADAMMA ANENE AGUMADU
abu'm nwaanyi AWKA na ANAMBRA state
nne na nna m bu di awkw
ekene m'unu
ndi igbo kwezu nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

onye noya?

<sub>hmmn, hnnmm, hmmmmn ka m si ebe a puo tupu ndi a amata na o bu m nyuru ahuru a n'esi.

hmmn, gini ka m riri taa sef hmmmn</sub>

maureenfx:

abu'm nwaanyi AWKA na ANAMBRA state

Onye Awka? Mu nwa bu onye Nibo 

Ikomi:

Now thats a very technical questions, I'd just give u the rules.

Udiri ihe ahu meee, ana alu udi nwanyi ahu on probation, whereby the probation period is determined by her potential di. If the man comes back to say that the lady's attitude to nmayi has not improved after the probation period, aga enye ya back half the dowry he paid, with the believe he has enjoyed the other half. whether he keeps the lady or not is now determined by the father-in-law, but most smart di's do keep the lady, because umu nwanyi nna alike nkwu na di baaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddd.

It happened in Abakiliki. Anyi jere iluru Ikomi nwanyi. So it happened that my father-in-law to be, mu na ya na ata nkwu na ofu bar, so we all somehow knew each others secret. Which he wasn't comfortable with.

Like one of his secrets I know so well wu that na ya na nwanyi nwe bar na akpa, and nwanyi nwe bar awugi nwuye ya. So even if I become his son-in-law what guts has he got to tell me not to cheat on the daughter even if I so do? Do u understand?

So on the igba nkwu day everyone was soooo happy, including my mother-in-law to be. The only sad guy was the father-in-law and only me and him knew why. And one of his other grievance with me is that would I be able to take care of his daughter considering the level of my nkwu intake. And I reassured him not to worry over that, that his daughter is in save hands. But Ify u know they always say "The evil that men do lives after them" but now "it lives with them". Madam Rebecca that owns the bar was more of his problem.

Well the D-day is here no going back. And u know that one of the rules of Igba nkwu is that when the girl is given the palmmy to take a little and pass the rest to his supposed darling, if she takes a little of the palmmy and spits it out of her mouth the Igba nkwu stops there, it means she is not happy with the man and the marriage.

So the father knowing this decided to pour Ogogoro into the cup the girl was about to drink from and pass to me. The fathers believe was that since the girl has never tasted any alcohol, if she takes a sip of the ogogoro she would spit it out and I would have to be disappointed on that day, and go home without her daughter as everything would there and then be cancelled by Ikwu na Ibe.

The father filled the cup to the brim and gave it to the girl to take a sip and pass the rest to me. Look Ify if I tell u she did not pass the cup that would be a lie, she did pass the cup, but it was empty. Nwa finished the ogogoro. Dont ask me how I knew it was ogogoro in the cup, because I could smell it.

I stood up from my sit, consulted with her dad privately, my words exactly were "papa Nkechi we would suspend all activities right here until further notice". The man started pleading with me that he never knew she was like that, that I should not bring shame on him. I told him "a man should hang his coat, where his hands can reach. papa Nkechi ike nwangi aghagi adim."

Av not contacted him till date, but I learnt Nkechi now has 8 kids from different fathers and she is still living at home.

Look Ify u asked a very technical question.

Lol.Dede Ikomi i cant stop rovingggggg you.
I hula ya,ndi mmai like us ihe m jiri juo bu adikwa ama ama,ima btw mu na gi,iko mmanya o bula bara m onu must come down empty a naghim a hapu ike mmai. Kam jukwa now a diro ama ama Onitcha gwara Obosi.ewww Nkechi oooo,but Ikomi cheeei mmanya Ikomi o bughikwa nani mu na gi,Pres na even Romy bukwa ndi ngwo,ngwo na anwuruoku sef.
@maureenfx ndeewo.iji egbe bia?lol ndi awka bunu ndi egbe na uzu.welucomu
@Darfur fiakwa akwa rere ere na kwulikwuli a bughi nri.agadi na agwo ofe Rubbbish

echelon:

Onye Awka? Mu nwa bu onye Nibo

u dont say lekwa Nibo,lee Nise na Nimo.a na anu nwanne nnem na Nise. e chetanam something.lol,Isi ikem sef,from ntakiri.Echelon o kwa ima na ndi Nise na eme Nise day every 26th dec.mgbe m di ntakiri,esom nwanne neem ahu na dni ezi na ulo ya were gaa Nise day,di woman zie m ga gbata mmiri na bore hole,m nwere iwe tiwa d bucket na uzo gawara onwem na field ebe a na eme Nise day. E mechara m fuoo uzo,lol a chorom acho abali abuo na Nise.hmmmmn Isi okpukpu di na obara.
@Rubi,sheniqua i na ekwu maka ya o ka dikwa ndu na NL?lol i doubt so,maybe o putana with aha ohuru
@all uhuru chi omaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ifyalways:

,lol a chorom acho abali abuo na Nise.

kwoo ebe igara na ihe i'gara mee, nise ni niasato ko.

presido1:

kwoo ebe igara na ihe i'gara mee, nise ni niasato ko.

hold it right there biko
i was just 7 mgbe ihe a mere.Haba Pres,na waoo,o dikwa egwu,so hmmn choochi o nwere otu nwanyi kporom laba na ulo ya.umu ha bia likem,me too likeia umu ya.Di ya anoghi ya dat day,d next day,di nwanyi ahu lotara were kporom kpoga na be eze.Echiche gi mgeb dum nwere K-leg
ole otu i mere?ole ebe i no ugbua?i dey greet

chei 7 years otee kwala emmmmmmm
anyway make i go sleep tomorrow kam koro ndi nze na ozo.
adim mma ngi kwanu?
ka chi buoo.

Azu anu uka
ka chi foo.

Biko gini na eme na thread ebea nke mgbe? I travelled to warri on official business and was nearly kidnapped

nwakaibe:

u don't say lekwa Nibo,lee Nise na Nimo.a na anu nwanne nnem na Nise. e chetanam something.lol,Isi ikem sef,from ntakiri.Echelon o kwa ima na ndi Nise na eme Nise day every 26th dec.mgbe m di ntakiri,esom nwanne neem ahu na dni ezi na ulo ya were gaa Nise day,di woman zie m ga gbata mmiri na bore hole,m nwere iwe tiwa d bucket na uzo gawara onwem na field ebe a na eme Nise day. E mechara m fuoo uzo,lol a chorom acho abali abuo na Nise.hmmmmn Isi okpukpu di na obara.

Ya ama m na ha na-eme Nise day na 26dec, anyi nwa na-eme Ezeike day.

@bold sentence: I concur 

nwakaibe:

Biko gini na eme na thread ebea nke mgbe? I travelled to warri on official business and was nearly kidnapped

Ga kwaa tuoro Chukwu mma mma

Please where is Nnenneigbo. Its long i came here last.
Nnenneigbo where are thou?

I can see that Ifyalways is the number now.
keep it striaght baby, Igbo babes rocks.

nwakaibe:

Biko gini na eme na thread ebea nke mgbe? I travelled to warri on official business and was nearly kidnapped

Oji ofor ga ala 
Gakwa Tuora Chukwu mmanma.Ha eche na i bu nwanne OBJ ka o bu onye hausa? lol iwe na ewekwa ndi ahu.thank God na i lotara were onu gi were koo di akuko.took kiaful nwam    ndeewo and we missed you.i zutara bread? 
@Echelon je kwuo nu  But it runs in the obara.

doncaster:

Please where is Nnenneigbo. Its long i came here last.
Nnenneigbo where are thou?

I

nnenneigbo no na ulo Otele.infact o no na Otele Otele  onye ije,deeje.ole maka umu aka gi?
umu igbo o nwere onye ma ebe a na aru akpukpu ukwu na Paris?nna men ,Ikomi di too short  i need to go get a cobbler i ruru ya shoe with extra padding so that atleast o ga enwe ike i rute my shoulders  Pres mgbe ahu gi na nwa akapo ahu na akwu ole ou unu si eme "ihe" ahu?    Now your kind and good advice is needed,ole ihe m ga eme Ikomi    o di mkpumkpu 3 much 
Ikomi bu onye mkpumkpu,onye mkpukpu ka o bu !
Ikomi ole ihe mere i jiri di mkpumkpu otua?
ole sheniqua/babyO/+Osisi/nwando etc ?
@all otu rove

nwakaibe:

Biko gini na eme na thread ebea nke mgbe? I travelled to warri on official business and was nearly kidnapped

Ekelem chineke na nzoputa ya n'ebe ino

@ifyalways How body?

@rubi

I bu nwoke ka I bu nwanyi?

echelon:

@rubi

I bu nwoke ka I bu nwanyi?

Abu m nwanyi akowalam owe m before

So update your profile accordingly 

rubi:



@ifyalways How body?

adim nma.dalu
heeyyyyyyyyy mmadu nile,happpy onwa july

Darfur ! Darfur ! ! Darfur ! ! !
ugboro ole kam kporo gi oku? a hurum na otu thread,onye mepere ya bu "daffur" lol.e chekwam na obu gi at first,i was like i hapula your gospel of kill all da jajaweed soilders bayenzie ihe ozo anyway,e mecharam noticeia the double "F" in between.
e nwekwara Presidonsi ,nwe romeoromeo ooooooh ebelebe igba.
Ada bekke,nnenneigbooooooooooooooooo,we miss you. . .anyi tufuru gi
GC ole ije?
jenny Pres,hmmm o tuwala gi ime?i toldded you oooh.
Rubi,kedu maka umuaka gi na ndi ezi na house gi?Udo
Uzzyan,nwanyi Romy kedu ka i di?
Sheniqua,seriously ole gi now?
hi all

Nwata nwanyi a aha ya bu ifyalways nwekara onu. ekwurekwu gi akariara nke ndi ne eme politiks.

Ihe wutekariri m bu na anaghi ahu ya anya.

O di egwu.

bia bia o mu ka i na agwa? anam e bendikwa boyyys olu/onu
Yeah,anam eme politiks . . .Campaign for "asusu na odide igbo na mpaghara uwa nile"
ole ije?i si ka i bia kele anyi today?dalu mana i bu onye ebe?
welcome to ulo ndi igbo

a bum nwafo igbo

o bu eziokwu, a sim ka m bia kelee umu nnaa.

Jisikwa ike na mbo i na agba. ndi be anyi amaghizi ka e si asu ma ya fodu ka e si ede igbo. Ihe na emebi ooo.

Ok.mana i jighi oji bia i kele anyi?o na i maghi na e nwere ndi nze na ozo hia?
Ngwa gbadokwa anya.i gawa a gawa e lena anya na azu,i lawa a lawa lewa anya na ihu ONLY ubochi di ochichiri,abali di kpiridim.
heyyyy i hope na i highi(resemble) ndi ofe mmanu ma o bu ndi gworo?make dem no try to kidnapp you too ok now,udo di.buy garri

onwere ihe mere i ji chee na m yiri ndi gworo na ofe mmanu.

Onye gwara gi na m e jighi oji. A bukwa m onye ichie ka i mara ka i si na atuputa okwu.

Biko e tinyezila obele bekee na igbo i na asu. o na eme ka o di ka aga asi na i bughizi onye na akwadosi asusu igbo ike.

biggjoe:

onwere ihe mere i ji chee na m yiri ndi gworo na ofe mmanu.

LOL.a dighi ama ama onicha gwara Obosi !

biggjoe:


Onye gwara gi na m e jighi oji. A bukwa m onye ichie ka i mara ka i si na atuputa okwu.

ngwa olekwanu oji owu?weputanu ya ugbua o bu nani mu na gi no ebea ka anyi wa ma takwa ya tupu ndi aguru dika FromUk na ndi "otu a" ibe ya abia.
i bu onye nze?onye Nze birikwa ooooooooooooooooh

Nne amaghi m ka m ga esi gosi gi oji m. Kama ama m na o were gi anya na onye nze anaghi asi asi.

hmmn,ndi Nze,
anyway a nam anu mgbe dum na "ala adighi nma bu uru ndi nze" .
ok e kwere m ekwe.ya gazie ! ka o di ka anyi ahughi.

gbado anya

unu anola eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?
unu nakwa e checki .

Heavenly Father!!! Writing 'essays' in IBO?? _{Call me when you translate}

Please it's not IBO, it's Igbo.

Radiant:

Heavenly Father!!! Writing 'essays' in IBO?? _{Call me when you translate}

come back when you can READ it ! ! !
@all otu ihunanya
ole Ikomi?Ikomi i gaghi agbata ya na oso.owu mu na gi ugbua
Ikomi 2008 !