Reasons why you must own the new iPhone6 which costs about N458,000 ($3,000):

You can email your ancestors, detect the dreaded Ebola and ping your village deity.

If you hold the phone, you will no longer go hungry again!

If you misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back into your pocket.

If an ugly person send you a request on BBM, it would not enter.

It can tell you which member of your family is disturbing you.

You can connect the Bluetooth?WIFI to a transformer to get electricity.

It can be used as bomb detectors.

It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant.

It gives you a celebrity status when you are in a crowd.

It vibrates if someone is lying, for real!

It can tell the real father of a child.

It can detect if your boyfriend/girlfriend is cheating.

It can upgrade Ur GPA if you are a student.

It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in "protection" mode.

You can use it as AC

You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked by armed robbers and terrorists.

It can show you the way to heaven with advanced GPS

U sure