debosky:

Na 2baba talk am.  

Oya make we begin list - name the pyschiatric patient and the level of madness in %.

Let me start first

Hemperoh 49% (borderline case - still has moments of sanity)

Patient 2 = Debosky
level of insanity  = 99.999999%

Check out his record. . . . . . . .
Has a life time award as the most decorated psychiatric and psychotic patient. . . .
Coronated chief Trainer of Senile Gaynners. . . . .
Reputed to transfer insanity via bluetooth
Confirmed heir to the infamous Ijebu retard home

Has been dubbed and is still a threat to sanity and right thinking people; like me and my fellow Mancs, Supporters of The European & English Champions
Was hospitalised for acute dementia after his team was emphatically Hulled
Another case 'kolomentality' was reported at NLD hospital after he was stoked and was even rumoured to have suffered mental stroke
Intermittent relapse can lead to you finding it difficult to differentiate between him; a mad cow and a demented Camerounian Orangutan put together.
Still recuperating after his team was Man handled by the blue part of the Manchester City
And his young guns where Burned out of the pitch and the CC by Burnley, hence he might suffering from a relapse. _{Pls get Dr. Dre}
Fellow Landers, Debo is a specimen, case study and reference point for the on going research for acute mental failure, abnormality and dementia
His case has gone beyond 'be careful'. he can bite ooh. I guess he also suffers from rabbies  
He is a metaphor for madness.

Now people tell me, with such an unenviable record, where does insanity live? ? ?
Manc beware. . . . . .

KA CHINEKE MEZIE OKWU. . . . . .

@ tkb

who tell you say sun never comot? abi na North Pole you dey?  

Sharon fire on! I want to see who will win this duel  

@ smurfy

I know you know this yacht is much better than tk's raft, come over lemme upgrade you  

@ TKB

can you see I'm right now? I wrote like 4 words for Emperoh, see the page long madman's tirade he came up with. I think I need to upgrade his score to 65%

@

tkb

who tell you say sun never comot? abi na North Pole you dey?  

Sharon fire on! I want to see who will win this duel  

Sun no dey too commot for my side

@ smurfy

I know you know this yacht is much better than tk's raft, come over let me upgrade you  

ole oloju kokoro.
U cant have this one.

Smurf
tell that boi ure not doing

debosky:

@ smurfy

I know you know this yacht is much better than tk's raft, come over let me upgrade you  

LOL, i see u are trying to be all smove and stuff Debo, nice, but u see SMURF is good where shes at, I love ma Baby's raft like it is, cos together we reach greater hieghts and thats all that counts

Bro Emp,

how are u doing,  

Don,

Hey pls take am easy oh,  

TKB, Sauron,
Pls call Dre
You know Arses lost last night
Pls he maybe suffering from relapse.
He's our friend so don't ignore this clarion call

Smurf
Look at the above and beware
We love you vely mush. . ,

LOL, i see u are trying to be all smove and stuff Debo, nice, but u see SMURF is good where shes at, I love ma Baby's raft like it is, because together we reach greater hieghts and thats all that counts

Thank u. But, are u sure we dont have a beaurriful yatcht that can rival Debo's?
remember our condo in Vegas

debo and his cohorts are just smooth for nothing
so tigbo?

I'm not only smooth, I'm loaded

smurfy baby, I have the keys to a North London flat at highbury waiting for you as a Christmas gift, forget this struggling Vegas cleaner and get with the big league

Emperoh:

Smurf
Look at the above and beware
We love you vely mush. . ,

Make Criz no see this one oh!

Emperoh:

Smurf
Look at the above and beware
We love you vely mush. . ,

lol, nice to know that bro, i feel the love,  

PS, its Okiz to let Debo build Castles in the air, who am I to take his dreams and wishes away from him,  

@ Tkb hun,

lol, i'll be sure to steer clear away from him , like the PLAGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ,

no worries u know u can always trust me, baby  

@ Smurf,

How many hubbies do u have?
Tkb, Chamotex and Debosky?? ?? ??
Polyandry is punishable by death(by hanging) on the United thread.

What do u say?

~Sauron~:

@ Smurf,

How many hubbies do u have?
Tkb, Chamotex and Debosky?? ?? ??
Polyandry is punishable by death(by hanging) on the United thread.

What do u say?

Nahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!, Don, u see its Only TKB, for moi, till ma last breath, all the others are dreamers thats all,  , can't help it if they keep coming on to me and stuff can i now?

i think we have gone off topic enuff and i dont wanna get banned

Footieeeeee plsssssssssssssss

~smurf:

Nahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!, Don, u see its Only TBK, for moi, till ma last breath, all the others are dreamers thats all,   , can't help it is they keep coming on to me and stuff can i now?

kai. . .Olorun ti mu e

See as u misspell e name spell my own

I know say u loff me from the beginning.

No worry . . . I understand

~smurf:

Nahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!, Don, u see its Only TKB, for moi, till ma last breath, all the others are dreamers thats all,  , can't help it is they keep coming on to me and stuff can i now?

I gave u TKB. . . . . . .Now hold on to him TIGHT!!!
All the Omi Tutus, Chamotexes and Doyindamuses should be deleted like spam mails.

Breaking news:

Man Utd sign Manu Eboue to replace ageing Gary Neville

TKB can't handle this, he should go chase his omo alatas while I show smurfy how a woman should be treated.

TK
Footie?
After frolicking with Smurf?
Nyways, bring up a topic. . .

Messi is better than Ronaldo

debosky:

Breaking news:

Man Utd sign Manu Eboue to replace ageing Gary Neville

TKB can't handle this, he should go chase his omo alatas while I show smurfy how a woman should be treated.

Pro'lly to wash jersey and sweep the dressing room
or better still as a ground staff

Sauron baba
how ur side? what do u think i should do to debo?
hes trying me o

Debo
i do only creams. How do u think i got her?
Sauron can only refer a big boi like me not agberos like u

UTD cannot sign even Wenger not to talk of Eboue
as what if i may ask? ball boi?


Emperoh
maybe Dayo can help us out
this is when we really need to argue and curse

Eastbay
u don come, wahala don begin
we need a ref

@tkb

You are a Tokunbo bruv. . . . .

Aluko lasan lasan


Anywaywhy is United trying to get rid of Neville

Clubs demand loyalty from their players, the least they
could do in return is show some respect to their long term
servants and not treat them like pure water wrappers

Omi tutu
u dey crase walahi
den ban u? abi u don dey suffer multiple personality disorder ni

about Neville
for real, if such plans are in the pipelines, then i pray they act on it sharp sharp
of what use is a footballer if hes gonna be an albatros on d field?
he should go and join solksjaer

tkb417:

Omi tutu
u dey crase walahi
den ban u? abi u don dey suffer multiple personality disorder ni

Ol boy. . .the thing tire me

they ban me twice in quick succession

I don vex person for higher up oo

Abeg. . . .use ur connection help me beg the powers that be

Ol boythe thing tire me

they ban me twice in quick succession

I don vex person for higher up oo

Abeg. . . .use ur connection help me beg the powers that be

confess ur sins so ur healing can come

Sauron n Eastbay

Come off it mates.

tkb417:

[b]about Neville
for real, if such plans are in the pipelines, then i pray they act on it sharp sharp[/b]of what use is a footballer if hes going to be an albatros on d field?
he should go and join solksjaer

Your memory seems to be short. . .
Forgotten Silvestre?
This time last season he was a red devil
But alas. . . . . . . . . .

The gaynners will soon come calling. . . . . .
You know say them like cheap article

Sauron v Eastbay

Pls Call Muki and Crizzie
The gotta read all these

Gawd but some people dey yab ooh. . . . . .

@ Sharon,
Cant you say your morning prayers without mentioning Dayokanu? Ah Ah. You make it sound like I am your guardian angel?

See what I'm saying?
Kay_pumpin,you remember we met this infant in the boxing thread.

Hehehehe

More anarchy on the scummie thread!  

If Eboue is going to join as a ball boy, that means Gazza is picking balls up now?

Let the jibes continue!

debosky:

Hehehehe
More anarchy on the scummie thread!
If Eboue is going to join as a ball boy, that means Gazza is picking balls up now?
Let the jibes continue!

Nah Debo
Gary is the Chairman of Council of Football Elders
He is not too cheap you know. . .
Wengay loves such. They come with experience and technical know how
I bet Samir will love to practice with him. . . .

Rafeal will school Eboue inside out so he can't go more than being a ball boy
The embarassment will be too much for Africa and CIV

Sauron and Eastbay

Y'all are begging to get banned. For your own good I deleted the more toxic insults If y'all force me,as much as I would really HATE to, I'll lock this thread till you two cool it.

Admin is on.  .  .you can fight at 3am if you like and I can clean up the thread at 6am. Deal?

@ All,

Pls save me from the looney called sharon

@Sharon,
What has Dayokanu got to do with your debilitating Menstrual pains? That you mention my name for everything you need.

Maybe you should build a temple to worship Dayokanu

Eastbay:

kay_pumpin,
How do you make piece with a (testicle)?
Someone who first slates you before correcting you,even if you're wrong.
Isn't that a sign of a mentally-unstable man?

To hell with peace and Sour-One.Let him drain the puss from his deflated testicle.

All u keep talking about is DayoCROUCHnu's testicles.
Your masculinity is questionable, you are surely a homosexual. . . . .
The thunk of a woman laying next to you probably threatens you. . . .
Who knows. . . . .U might have let gerbils crawl up your rectum in one of your sex session with the Nazi-gay!!!
BUNCHA roaches!!


@ Emperoh,

Are u convinced now Michael Carrick is the best deep-lying midfielder in the Premiership??
Heard Scholesy is back. . . . . . .Letz hope he is bang on form to partner Carrick because i am tired of these old veterans trying to steal the show.
I still cannot understand Fergie choosing Giggsy in the Manchester Derby ahead of Tevez or Anderson.
Giggsy should be gracious enough to retire this month. Enough is enough.

@ DayoCROUCHnu,

It was expected to come here and behave like a goat that u are.
Jeeez, it seems you consider yourself so important these days after begging ur way to feature on the Celeb thread. . . .
Don't let it get to your head, gay. . . . . .U are still a spaz!!!

Sauron and Eastbay

Y'all are begging to get banned. For your own good I deleted the more toxic insults  If y'all force me,as much as I would really HATE to, I'll lock this thread till you two cool it.

Admin is on.  .  .you can fight at 3am if you like and I can clean up the thread at 6am. Deal?

lock which thread?
that has never happened b4 even when the world war was going on here
it cant happen now.
dont try it o