WATCHING FOOTBALL with some wives
can be very frustrating and stressful.
Wife : Dare, who's that guy. Is that Chris
Brown?
Husband: Chris bawo, no na,that's Theo
Walcott!!
Wife: Hey! What's that yellow card for?
Husband: Its a warning to a player; and
red means the player must stop playing
and leave the pitch.
Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a
traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - Stop.
Husband: Yeah yeah sure.. You are right.!!
Wife: What about the green card?
Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that
in football.
Wife: Which teams are these?
Husband: Which kind wahala be this na!!
God! It's Arsenal and Chelsea. What again!
Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal
putting on?
Husband: You no get eyes No be red jersey
be that?
Wife: Ok..which team is putting on blue?
Husband: (upset)...oh my God!!, Haba, Wetin nao?
Don't you know its Chelsea?
Wife: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win
the world cup.
Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with
world cup? Where you from sef?
Wife: Take am easy na! Please who's that
old man?
Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's
coach, Arsene Wenger
Wife: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo
that means the other coach is
Chelsea Wenger?
Husband: You are silly. Wo, Arabirin fimile
me jare!! (Changes Channel to Africa
Magic). Hehehehehehehehehehe . Keep smiling...
Good morning guys!!! You can add urs

lol...arsenal and chelsea playing,arsenal put on red and you asking which team is puting on blue...