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Bastard. by bigfather(m): 2:57pm On Nov 25, 2008
GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this?
The psychiatrist kissed the girl
GIRL: , Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
The psychiatrist had sex with the girl
GIRL: .Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARDDDDDD!!!!! shocked





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Re: Bastard. by clemcykul(f): 3:42pm On Nov 25, 2008
lmao grin grin grin grin

what a bastard! shocked
Re: Bastard. by bigfather(m): 3:47pm On Nov 25, 2008
clemcykul:

lmao grin grin grin grin

what a bastard! shocked

First class bastard sef ! grin grin
Re: Bastard. by romsky: 3:48pm On Nov 25, 2008
big tym
Re: Bastard. by tytylayor: 3:59pm On Nov 25, 2008
original bastarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd
Re: Bastard. by romsky: 4:19pm On Nov 25, 2008
y e dey pain u lyk dat Ty?
Re: Bastard. by just2nice(m): 5:54pm On Nov 25, 2008
@topic
Bastard de la Original grin
Re: Bastard. by sima(f): 8:03pm On Nov 25, 2008
Bastard de la Fake!

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