izsmike:
IF U LIKE U CRAM ALL THE LAWS OF UNDERSTANDING WOMAN ON EARTH, A GIRL THAT WILL NOT LIKE U WILL STILL NOT LIKE U

OrlandoOwoh:

Suggest a name for me.

MrCork:



....bro this thread is directed towrrard home base guys.....women cannot relate to them coz there aprocah usualy unbearable.

..as per France ..yes ..I have special advise for guys base in france: Qui Vous le pa le burrit ous pa la light skin females with care vous pa qui neyo vous qui pula? Gerrrrit?

eminentme:
are u goin to take women to heaven?.....fowl! (no offence)

Lilimax:
MrCork, unmask yasef make we see

seangy4konji:
Money is d only language Nigerian ladies understand. Mobey for hand back for ground.

God first,money second, family third.

A Woman in ojota can smell the notes in your pocket standing in maitama Abuja and will trace that scent till she reaches your spot without having to say a word.

My brother you are being rejected because you have no money so pray hard And husstle hard and tight.

encryptjay:

I sense something

Diffdeef:
You mean..I should stop thinking about money?

And...think of women?

I'm afraid,Something Is wrong with you.

Chibokgame:
Does this piece work in or for the Nigerian guys and girls. ?

I am asking this cos it is only in Nigeria you see beautiful girls fall for those Agboro boys just because of monetary gifts .


Pls. Correct me when you come back .

Lilimax:
Wetin you dey sense?

booqee:
Mrcork on front page?!!!!! lobatan....!!!!!

nairaland front page shares the same worth as my poo! the op mrcork only speaks crap! can't d mods see dat?!! as in his life is upside down; he speaks with his arsee and only sh:it comes out from his mouth....

na so d id!ot go write nonsense for that SOS thread for a sick nairalander talking bullshit about d poor guy. omo I tire for Mr cork

MrCork:
....ok, accordin to official reports, 96% of the population are always angry....not because they can't find moiney but becuz communication & understanding chicks. The truth is there is no point loookin depress like Tiger juss cuz u can't communicate and understand chicks but luckity today, this s**** muss stop. I will giv y'all some inside tips to help understand all chicks globally so yor life's can improve yor relationships:


step 1: It doesn't matter what u say..it matters how she feels: trusss me, u tell a chick she is beaurifull or sexxxxy doesn't mean anything if u don't support it wit moiney or brazillian wig.....BUT...u tell her she looks light skin...TRUSS ME....she will fall in love wit u. Remember...avery woman wants to loook like or close to beyansi ( gerrrrit?)


Step 2: She is more afraid of rejection than you: according to another report, homebase guys find it normal to get rejected which is why most would rather hang with there pillow case instead of havin confidence to approach a chick. So pliss remeber, a woman's desire is to be desired (hope this make since)

Step 3: Name - Plis get rid of those yor traditional names that sound like farmer..serrriously....how do u expext females to take u serrrious or understand u when u have traditional names like ogururugogo?.. W.T.F?....chicks appreciate nice english names they can relates toylike james, mr cork, Harry, Hercules,trey or Ricky (gerrrit? )

Step 4: Emotions - learn to talk or use wot we call softly softly appproach when talkin to chicks. After the conversation, give them a hug & then say: *take care babes* ..This makes u stand out from the crowd and makes u come across like a Londoner...99% of u people never been to London but that's how we do it here in London and chicks appreciate us berrra (understand? )

Step 5: Money: Stop thinking about money all the time coz it makes u age quickly...serrriously....how on earth do u expect chicks to take u serrrrrious when at age of 18years old...u hav white hair loookin like stone age mechanic? (does it make sense?)

....Hopefully...peoples lifes will once again improve after readin this great thread....any question?

sauceny:


When am planning to have a surgery,so some part of ma hairs gon be white & u here telling me what ladies or a gurl would think about it #iLoveAndAdmireYoungGuysWithWhiteOrGreyHair

MrCork:



...brother...serrrriously, am only trina help.....look at yor picture profile and lookalike yor face.

...don't u think ther is some tin missin? (no oofense)

MrCork:



....are u goin to take moiney to heaven? ....goat!! (no oofeinse)

MrCork:



...bro ther is notin wrong bein g@y......elton John is g@y and u like his music..(grow up)

...anyways back to the serrrious topic....treat women wit respect and take them as number one.... Your woman is yor immediate family....not yor brother or sister!!!!

MrCork:



...bro ther is notin wrong bein g@y......elton John is g@y and u like his music..(grow up)

...anyways back to the serrrious topic....treat women wit respect and take them as number one.... Your woman is yor immediate family....not yor brother or sister!!!!

lifestyle1:


why you no contest for miss nairaland ?

nothing oh

yuzedo:

Goodbye Nairaland. I left FULFILLED.

*Weeps bitterly but wire u living??

marieolae:
nothing oh

kentozybee:
see nonsense talk again, Anyway I can't blame u, I blame Mr Seun Fr not throwing u out of NL, it seems u guys know each other Fr him to b shielding u

MrCork:



....nonsense talk simply becuz we agree that females are more important than money and shud be respected?

.... Bro I juss saw yor picture profile & I will refuse to say somtin about yor face.......AMA lover not a fighter (no oofense)

MrCork:
....ok, accordin to official reports, 96% of the population are always angry....not because they can't find moiney but becuz communication & understanding chicks. The truth is there is no point loookin depress like Tiger juss cuz u can't communicate and understand chicks but luckity today, this s**** muss stop. I will giv y'all some inside tips to help understand all chicks globally so yor life's can improve yor relationships:


step 1: It doesn't matter what u say..it matters how she feels: trusss me, u tell a chick she is beaurifull or sexxxxy doesn't mean anything if u don't support it wit moiney or brazillian wig.....BUT...u tell her she looks light skin...TRUSS ME....she will fall in love wit u. Remember...avery woman wants to loook like or close to beyansi ( gerrrrit?)


Step 2: She is more afraid of rejection than you: according to another report, homebase guys find it normal to get rejected which is why most would rather hang with there pillow case instead of havin confidence to approach a chick. So pliss remeber, a woman's desire is to be desired (hope this make since)

Step 3: Name - Plis get rid of those yor traditional names that sound like farmer..serrriously....how do u expext females to take u serrrious or understand u when u have traditional names like ogururugogo?.. W.T.F?....chicks appreciate nice english names they can relates toylike james, mr cork, Harry, Hercules,trey or Ricky (gerrrit? )

Step 4: Emotions - learn to talk or use wot we call softly softly appproach when talkin to chicks. After the conversation, give them a hug & then say: *take care babes* ..This makes u stand out from the crowd and makes u come across like a Londoner...99% of u people never been to London but that's how we do it here in London and chicks appreciate us berrra (understand? )

Step 5: Money: Stop thinking about money all the time coz it makes u age quickly...serrriously....how on earth do u expect chicks to take u serrrrrious when at age of 18years old...u hav white hair loookin like stone age mechanic? (does it make sense?)

....Hopefully...peoples lifes will once again improve after readin this great thread....any question?

izsmike:
IF U LIKE U CRAM ALL THE LAWS OF UNDERSTANDING WOMAN ON EARTH, A GIRL THAT WILL NOT LIKE U WILL STILL NOT LIKE U