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Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by MrCork: 12:39pm On Dec 08, 2014
....ok, accordin to official reports, 96% of the population are always angry....not because they can't find moiney but becuz communication & understanding chicks. The truth is there is no point loookin depress like Tiger juss cuz u can't communicate and understand chicks but luckity today, this s**** muss stop. I will giv y'all some inside tips to help understand all chicks globally so yor life's can improve yor relationships:


step 1: It doesn't matter what u say..it matters how she feels: trusss me, u tell a chick she is beaurifull or sexxxxy doesn't mean anything if u don't support it wit moiney or brazillian wig.....BUT...u tell her she looks light skin...TRUSS ME....she will fall in love wit u. Remember...avery woman wants to loook like or close to beyansi ( gerrrrit?) angry


Step 2: She is more afraid of rejection than you: according to another report, homebase guys find it normal to get rejected which is why most would rather hang with there pillow case instead of havin confidence to approach a chick. So pliss remeber, a woman's desire is to be desired (hope this make since) angry

Step 3: Name - Plis get rid of those yor traditional names that sound like farmer..serrriously....how do u expext females to take u serrrious or understand u when u have traditional names like ogururugogo?.. W.T.F?....chicks appreciate nice english names they can relates toylike james, mr cork, Harry, Hercules,trey or Ricky (gerrrit? ) angry

Step 4: Emotions - learn to talk or use wot we call softly softly appproach when talkin to chicks. After the conversation, give them a hug & then say: *take care babes* ..This makes u stand out from the crowd and makes u come across like a Londoner...99% of u people never been to London but that's how we do it here in London and chicks appreciate us berrra (understand? ) angry

Step 5: Money: Stop thinking about money all the time coz it makes u age quickly...serrriously....how on earth do u expect chicks to take u serrrrrious when at age of 18years old...u hav white hair loookin like stone age mechanic? (does it make sense?) angry

....Hopefully...peoples lifes will once again improve after readin this great thread....any question?

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Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by marieolae(f): 12:45pm On Dec 08, 2014
MrCork where have you been?

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Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by Cholls(m): 12:46pm On Dec 08, 2014
My brother what can I say? Can I use this?
Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by Nobody: 12:55pm On Dec 08, 2014
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, *falls of mountain everest*

















ok, gorrit

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Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by Diffdeef(m): 1:07pm On Dec 08, 2014
You mean..I should stop thinking about money?

And...think of women?

I'm afraid,Something Is wrong with you.

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Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by LaurelP(m): 1:17pm On Dec 08, 2014
Dry
Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by izsmike: 1:21pm On Dec 08, 2014
IF U LIKE U CRAM ALL THE LAWS OF UNDERSTANDING WOMAN ON EARTH, A GIRL THAT WILL NOT LIKE U WILL STILL NOT LIKE U

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Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by dechandel(f): 1:31pm On Dec 08, 2014
Chei
Dey don release am for Christmas break lipsrsealed

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Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by kagari: 1:38pm On Dec 08, 2014
Mr cork do you have tips for those in france?

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Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by IamLEGEND1: 1:53pm On Dec 08, 2014
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Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by iamodenigbo1(m): 2:37pm On Dec 08, 2014
Eyaa

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Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by Neldrizzy(m): 2:39pm On Dec 08, 2014
Stale #smh
Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by Maamin(m): 2:43pm On Dec 08, 2014
Diffdeef:
You mean..I should stop thinking about money?

And...think of women?

I'm afraid,Something Is wrong with you.

Gbam!!!

Think money you think women

Think women you end up loosing both... kiss

*chops knockle*

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Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by Nobody: 2:45pm On Dec 08, 2014
mrcorkthe professor
Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by unibenstudent1(m): 3:18pm On Dec 08, 2014
U are a comedian,,I like dis piece..Mr cork but where ur face?
Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by harrysterol(m): 3:38pm On Dec 08, 2014
Dry joke tongue
Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by tobiboss(m): 3:40pm On Dec 08, 2014
Nice thread op, front page pls
Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by Nelsizzy(m): 3:49pm On Dec 08, 2014
Dry n pointless.....

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Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by MrCork: 7:02pm On Dec 08, 2014
Diffdeef:
You mean..I should stop thinking about money?

And...think of women?

I'm afraid,Something Is wrong with you.


....are u goin to take moiney to heaven? ....goat!! (no oofeinse) angry

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Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by MrCork: 7:06pm On Dec 08, 2014
kagari:
Mr cork do you have tips for those in france?


....bro this thread is directed towrrard home base guys.....women cannot relate to them coz there aprocah usualy unbearable.

..as per France ..yes ..I have special advise for guys base in france: Qui Vous le pa le burrit ous pa la light skin females with care vous pa qui neyo vous qui pula? Gerrrrit?
angry

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Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by MrCork: 7:07pm On Dec 08, 2014
marieolae:
MrCork where have you been?

...dyaamm...sweeery u kinda fine like a Londoner.....can u cook?

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Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by kagari: 7:10pm On Dec 08, 2014
MrCork:



....bro this thread is directed towrrard home base guys.....women cannot relate to them coz there aprocah usualy unbearable.

..as per France ..yes ..I have special advise for guys base in france: Qui Vous le pa le burrit ous pa la light skin females with care vous pa qui neyo vous qui pula? Gerrrrit?
angry
.
Ok i gerrit
Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by Diffdeef(m): 7:11pm On Dec 08, 2014
MrCork:



....are u goin to take moiney to heaven? ....goat!! (no oofeinse) angry
mrcorkgoat all your topics are under romance,niggur get a life.

You better strive to make it in life,I pity you boy.

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Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by agrovick(m): 8:14pm On Dec 08, 2014
cork my niccur
Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by Tymax(m): 8:20pm On Dec 08, 2014
cheesy cheesy cheesy tell her she is light skin cheesy cheesy

Step 2 is the pure truth. cool

I don miss your topics o. Welcome back.
Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by MrCork: 12:19am On Dec 09, 2014
Diffdeef:
mrcorkgoat all your topics are under romance,niggur get a life.

You better strive to make it in life,I pity you boy.


....brother clearly dont gerrrrrit...it takes time though.

....this thread will only make sence to u once you reach the age of 18 (no offense)
undecided

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Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by marieolae(f): 12:22am On Dec 09, 2014
MrCork:


...dyaamm...sweeery u kinda fine like a Londoner.....can u cook?
yes cheesy

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Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by Beennkumar(m): 12:38am On Dec 09, 2014
grin grin

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Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by Nobody: 1:22am On Dec 09, 2014
MrCork:



....are u goin to take moiney to heaven? ....goat!! (no oofeinse) angry
are u goin to take women to heaven?.....fowl! (no offence)

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Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by suretman(m): 1:46am On Dec 09, 2014
MrCork:



....are u goin to take moiney to heaven? ....goat!! (no oofeinse) angry

are you goin to take women to heaven? Or this chicks will take u to heaven?

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Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by naijaboiy: 3:58am On Dec 09, 2014
The Mods put this Joke on front page grin

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Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by nas4q(m): 6:28am On Dec 10, 2014
Mrcock the professional clown! How do Londoners look like?
With supported evidence ofcourse

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