Cosjo:

inspired m with the power vested in me as a resident in kano, i hereby confirm you as a the Sarkin or Santurakin of nairaland autos,my boss dey enjoy the murano, you too much.

Cosjo:

I introduced my boss to a 2009 murano inspired-m displayed on nairaland, we travelled from kano to lagos to inspect the car and paid, the good news is that the car arrived kano about 7 days ago. i'm sure this car will bring many sales for inspired from our side, keep it up brother, this is the link https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-188994.0.html#msg3038489

Cosjo:

I was in lagos last week friday with my boss to meet inspired_m to buy a jeep from him, i tell you the guy is genuine and has good customer relation we are waiting for the Murano tomorrow in kano as promised by him, i will ahare my own experience after we don see the Moto.

igwe 1:

@Cosjo
For the mean time, I was happy to see jenju in Abuja which if you had the opportunity, you would go inside your room and start crying

Cosjo:

My Boss has dealt with inspired_m and we know our experiences, I shared it here for all to see, you have you had a deal with jenju ? have you bought a car from him ? has any of your relations had a deal with him ? why the unnecessary praise if something has not exchanged hands, you even said after meeting him you went into a room and started crying  what much can candies and boxer shorts do to an impoverished grown man 

igwe 1:

Just to explain to you in a layman term, I hear about you guys but never met any before, I was happy to see that that some of us are real and responsible too.
For you to engage in a battle with Igwe and his getting to meet the most righteous person(Until you get to prove that wrong) on NL is completely amateur and out of envy,
So brother respect is reciprocal.
have a wonderful day.

Cosjo:


Bwahhhhhhhahhhhhhahhhhhhh The Most Righteous Man On Nairaland Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BWahhhhhhh. who is the most righteous man on earth ? i advise you to just keep quiet please, because I'm sure your mentor will not be happy reading this, I'm sure you missed religious tutelage because if you don't you will know that a man's righteousness is like filthy rags in the sight of God, igwe just keep quiet please

Ukpekeson:

Cosjo:

Na so we see am oh, wonders for Nairaland.

Bwahhhhhhhahhhhhhahhhhhhh The most righteous man On nairaland Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BWahhhhhhh. who is the most righteous man on earth ? igwe i advise you to just keep quiet please, because i'm sure your mentor will not be happy reading this, i'm sure you missed religious tutelage because if you don't you will know that a man's righteousness is like filthy rags in the sight of God, the more you talk the more you rope yourself into your [b]bribery scandal igwe just keep quiet please[/b]

Busy_body:

Hmmn, Sisi Jinx, Wwheelz, Smallmoney, Cosjo, Jafour, Damola1, my fellow sanitazation officers and journalists, what can I say, never been one to be lost for words before, I am flabber-whelmed, you have done Nigerians well

Igwe1 and Ziontrade, my fellow comrade, i hail you too Its just that i'm a little bit disappointed in you guys, reports have been reaching my ears that you guys are slacking on the job and I am hearing rumours about some of you receiving bungs and bribes Not good at all, if you don't perform your duties well, those aforementioned people are ready to step in your shoes, so let this be your last warning

igwe 1:

[color=#990000]@ziontrain, sorry to disappoint

Don't mind Ziontrain o jare, I don talk am say hin be okobo. Hin no sabi say Igwe too like women, abeg, make una grab wwheelz well well and commandeer am and add am to your harem, I am your first wife and I have given you my permission and my blessing to carry go and take on a second wife and a third wife and a tenth wife if you wish sef, na viagra go kill am ^{[b]I love you so mush Igwe, I will do anything for you, that is, anything to make you dissappear out of the picture and give me extra booty-call time with my sexy-time lover Tayo_D}

 

ziontrain:

@Busy_body, please don't diminish yourself with those people you mentioned earlier in your posting - I think you don't belong in their midst. Aside from Sisi_Jinx, all those other people just don't measure up. Please give us intelligent and articulate people who can make meaningful contribution to the forum if you want to suggest sanitization officers.

As for bribes, those comments should not even be dignified with response.

wwheelz:

@ Busy_body, see me see trouble o! Na so I dey look Nairaland a few days ago begin hear about the Abuja Summit and how an agenda is coming, the righteous one has been unveiled, hakuna matata, etc. E just be like film.

Before I knew what was happening, igwe was engaging inspired in another drama. Mr ziontrain too come put mouth (now you knooooow that's never a good thing).

My specialty is bullies, have never been able to tolerate them in any form. Hopefully igwe has learnt his lesson and will no longer be needing my services otherwise I'm always available to deal with him and others like him.


@ igwe, how can I say this tactfully, em , em,  these your made-up, home-brewed proverbs are making you sound like you've gone mad or to put it another way like you're not well Nna, you know it might be a good idea to just express yourself in English instead of "formulating" proverbs the elders have not approved.

wwheelz:

ziontrain and igwe, it's been fun. I knew I shouldn't have registered, I've spent too much time and energy here already. If you boys are good, you won't be hearing from me but if not, 

Felis Navidad, I wish you a Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year, thanks for wishing me the same.

igwe, a beg let me know the next time there's a conference, I'd like to order my own em em em bribe from Yankee .